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''Not to be confused with [[deviantART]].''
''Not to be confused with [[deviantART]].''


'''Art''' is something that was invented [[at least 100]] years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant [[ninja]] turtles. They developed the [[art]] to celebrate their obsession with the [[naked]] male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of [[art]] movements representing various subcultures (e.g. [[furry]] art).
'''Art''' is something that was invented [[at least 100]] years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant [[ninja]] turtles. They developed the [[art]] to celebrate their obsession with the [[naked]] male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of [[art]] movements representing various subcultures (e.g., [[furry]] art).


Lots of [[people]] claim they don't know much about '''art''' but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually '''art''', it's [[Retard|retart]].
Lots of [[people]] claim they don't know much about '''art''' but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually '''art''', it's [[Retard|retart]].
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People also like to think they are being mildly [[intellectual]] by asking the [[circular logic|agonizingly stale question]] (generally in response to pieces from the lazily named eras of postmodernism and antimodernism), "is it art?" A few possible answers to this:  
People also like to think they are being mildly [[intellectual]] by asking the [[circular logic|agonizingly stale question]] (generally in response to pieces from the lazily named eras of postmodernism and antimodernism), "is it art?" A few possible answers to this:  


*If you must ask, it probably isn't.  
*If you must ask, it probably isn't.
*[[Shitty art|Of course.]]
*[[Shitty art|Of course.]]


==Artists==
==Artists==
A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending [[Art school]], is an '''artist''' (often known more commonly by other terms such as '''art [[fag]]''', '''[[poor]]''', and '''[[unemployed]]'''). Artists are also often [[hipster]]s, [[goth]]s, [[emo]]s, and [[indiefucks]], which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them [[IRL]].  
A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending [[Art school]], is an '''artist''' (often known more commonly by other terms such as '''art [[fag]]''', '''[[poor]]''', and '''[[unemployed]]'''). Artists are also often [[hipster]]s, [[goth]]s, [[emo]]s, and [[indiefucks]], which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them [[IRL]].


The less talented the artist, the more protective of the art he/she/it is. Most artists have huge egos and actually think their art will gain them notoriety for '[[USI|asking the really important questions]]'. The reality is that for most artists the 'really important question' is "Do you want fries with that?", which they can expect to ask for a great many years while waiting for their '[[Unrealistic expectations|big break]]'.
The less talented the artist, the more protective of the art he/she/it is. Most artists have huge egos and actually think their art will gain them notoriety for '[[USI|asking the really important questions]]'. The reality is that for most artists the 'really important question' is "Do you want fries with that?", which they can expect to ask for a great many years while waiting for their '[[Unrealistic expectations|big break]]'.
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File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''!
File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''!
File:Saturn Devouring His Son.jpg|[[Guro|Art the entire family can enjoy]]
File:Saturn Devouring His Son.jpg|[[Guro|Art the entire family can enjoy]]
File:Selfart.jpg|This is a head is made of frozen blood. No, seriously.
File:Selfart.jpg|This is a head is made of frozen blood. No, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Quinn#.22Self.22_.28ongoing_project.29 seriously].
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File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!!
File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!!
File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]].
File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]].
File:piero mazoni_1.jpg|Shit in a can? '''ART'''. (Note: it's a numbered edition. Collectible!)
File:piero mazoni_1.jpg|Shit in a can? '''ART'''. (Note: it's a numbered edition. Collectible!)
File:911art.jpg|[[Jews]] did art!
File:911art.jpg|[[Jews]] did art!
File:Hermann nitsch.jpg|Got a dead cow and a few friends? Make some '''ART'''!
File:Hermann nitsch.jpg|Got a dead cow and a few friends? Make some '''ART'''!
File:24qkbpi.jpg|Average [[art school]] graduate's thesis.
File:24qkbpi.jpg|Average [[art school]] graduate's thesis.
File:RocketCollage.jpg|Cut out pictures from magazines, glue them together, [[profit]].  
File:RocketCollage.jpg|Cut out pictures from magazines, glue them together, [[profit]].
File:Piss_Christ.jpg|Piss on Christ, [[profit]].
File:Piss_Christ.jpg|Piss on Christ, [[profit]].
File:Pollock.jpg|Spill paint on a canvas, REALLY PROFIT!!!
File:Pollock.jpg|Spill paint on a canvas, REALLY PROFIT!!!
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File:Needfuture.jpg
File:Needfuture.jpg
File:Statue blowjobs.jpg
File:Statue blowjobs.jpg
File:Invisible art.jpg|A troll shined spotlights on a wall, and claimed it was a gallery of invisible art. She was then able to sell the invisible art for millions of dollars each to idiots.
File:Invisible art.jpg|A troll shined spotlights on a wall, and claimed it was a gallery of invisible art. She was then able to sell the invisible art for millions of dollars each to idiots.
File:Displayed in museum.png|How to get any art displayed in a museum.
File:Displayed in museum.png|How to get any art displayed in a museum.
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Revision as of 22:06, 13 February 2015

Possibly art, possibly a shoe advertisement, possibly the auditorium centerpiece for a pedo convention.
Art, especially modern art, is subject to study and interpretation. For example, this museum piece can be interpreted many different ways...

Not to be confused with deviantART.

Art is something that was invented at least 100 years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant ninja turtles. They developed the art to celebrate their obsession with the naked male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of art movements representing various subcultures (e.g., furry art).

Lots of people claim they don't know much about art but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually art, it's retart.

People also like to think they are being mildly intellectual by asking the agonizingly stale question (generally in response to pieces from the lazily named eras of postmodernism and antimodernism), "is it art?" A few possible answers to this:

Artists

A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending Art school, is an artist (often known more commonly by other terms such as art fag, poor, and unemployed). Artists are also often hipsters, goths, emos, and indiefucks, which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them IRL.

The less talented the artist, the more protective of the art he/she/it is. Most artists have huge egos and actually think their art will gain them notoriety for 'asking the really important questions'. The reality is that for most artists the 'really important question' is "Do you want fries with that?", which they can expect to ask for a great many years while waiting for their 'big break'.

You can spot an art fag off the street if he has any of the following qualities:

  • Listens to The Smiths
  • Has a mustache
  • Wears a trenchcoat
  • Has a mustache
  • Wears black tights
  • Has a bucket
  • Writes poetry
  • Wears black lipstick (under his mustache)
  • Has a roller coaster haircut dyed black
  • Real hair color is actually brown (just like his mustache)
  • Wants to be Robert Smith (but with a mustache)
  • Has a mustache

(A lot of Anal Cunt fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and fap about sucking his small, virgin cock)

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See Also


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