Fat People Hate

An average reader of Fat People Hate

Fat People Hate is a subreddit that, while thinking that the The Internet is serious business, rightfully points out that Fat people and Fat Acceptance Movement idiots are as disgusting as they are ignorant. They "fight" against the Fat Activists who continually perpetuate the idea that being fat is healthy, despite medical research showing that it breaks your dick, makes you piss rocks, gives you ass cancer and makes your liver look worse than that of a 60 year old alcoholic, by posting photos of their disgusting asses and calling them all sorts of silly names.

However, despite being a bastion of logic within Reddit's hivemind of Pseudo-intellectual SJW perverts, it still manages to fuck up a simple concept by rewarding the mods and the 'verified users' for being Internet Tough Guys. Literally every post now is a repost, screenshots of them 'totally owning' fatties, screenshots of youtube videos, and totally cool stories about their journeys through waves of fatties at the gym, their places of work, buses, and anywhere else that isn't the basement.

It still ends up being better than 90% of the rest of Reddit (which isn't saying a lot given how shitty the rest of the site is) complete with an automatic banning of anyone with a BMI higher than 25 to keep the population pure, warnings for "fat sympathy" (such as stating that someone would look better if they lost weight), and allowing the open discussion of the basic idea that being fat is a consequence of poor lifestyle, and not your genetics or the fact you probably suffered abuse as a child. These views have caused a few ripples in the Reddit community, and on various other websites where whales migrate to feed on plankton swarms.

Formation of /r/FatPeopleHate

After much frustration with the subbreddit Fat People Stories, a spiritual successor of the 4chan stories, due to most people being sick of the 100% true stories about earthquake causing fatties and people circlejerking to the 5lb of water weight they lost over the past month, various off shoot subreddits were born, such as /r/Fatlogic, /r/HamplanetHatred and eventually, good ol' FatPeopleHate.

For those who really want to bother reading the tragic tale of how the mods fought tooth and nail to gain access to a subreddit dedicating to stroking their own dicksegos and not really doing anything to combat the real threat of the Fat Acceptance Movement, here is their version of events straight from their Wiki.

Once upon a time there was a user named GummyQueenSarah (GQS). GQS created a place to house posts that didn't belong in /r/fatpeoplestories and named it /r/fatpeoplehate. Everything was good. People were drawn to the uninhibited hate that was allowed and the community grew in number. One day GQS decided to start removing posts that hated excessively or attacked specific people. It was suggested that the subreddit was created as a joke at first and what it had become disgusted the GummyQueen. Roughly around this same point two things happened. First, the tyrannical GQS set the subreddit to "Private" and second, /r/hamplanethatred was created by /u/PsychoticMouse because FPH had lost much of its allure (see also: cojones). Luckily for the thousands of victims the First Post Blackout created, /u/The_Penis_Wizard still had moderator status and was able to use those permissions to reopen the doors. Many people didn't even notice the blackout had happened as it only lasted a day or two. For awhile GQS tolerated the hate, but not for long. On the first weekend of December 2013 /u/The_Penis_Wizard's mod status was revoked and posting was once again restricted to approved users, of which there were none. More notably the sidebar was changed, now promoting "love and acceptance for all" along with the acknowledgement that GQS had no idea how to manage a subreddit. It seemed hopeless. Once again, /u/The_Penis_Wizard had a plan. Following the First Post Blackout a request was sent to the Reddit Admins to grant top-level moderator permissions to /u/The_Penis_Wizard. While there wasn't enough of a case against GQS at the time (subreddit owners are generally allowed to run the sub as they see fit as long as they maintain a certain level of activity themselves) it did create a record and bring the behavior to the admins' attention. During the Second Post Blackout a thread was started in /r/redditrequest once again. This time there was a better case - GQS's account was inactive aside from the changes made to /r/fatpeoplehate. At first /u/The_Penis_Wizard was fighting alone. A few days into the blackout /u/MCprofK wanted to submit a post to FPH but found out he couldn't. He then realized the magnitude of what had happened and immediately contacted /u/The_Penis_Wizard to try to get to the bottom of it all. He was informed of GQS's actions and, not being one to lay down to a tyrant, joined forces with /u/The_Penis_Wizard. He made a few posts in the /r/redditrequest thread (despite two of them being eaten by the spam filter) and gave moral support to the former mod. He also messaged many of the sub's recent top posters and commenters to have them vouch for their displaced leader. At first it seemed as though their words fell on deaf ears. Some users joined /r/hamplanethatred to get their fat-shaming fix. /u/MCprofK continued to make submissions to FPH by messaging them to GQS, but none of them ever got posted. Miraculously, a few days after Christmas in fact, the admins answered our calls. It appears as though GQS's account was deleted so maybe that's the only reason we got our sub back. I prefer not to question why or how but to just enjoy our triumphant return and the fact we're still growing in number. They all hated happily ever after. The End.

Becoming a 'Verified User'

Reddit: full of normal people

In order to make sure every user on the subreddit is not a fat fuck, the mod's ask that people are 'verified' as such, in one of the greatest displays of Pretentiousness seen on Reddit since the Faces of Atheism debacle.

If you want to amplify your Unwarranted self importance and have 'flair' added to your user name on the subreddit, you must

• Message a picture of your body and a time stamp to the admins, no FGAS.
• Be an active member of their 'community' for over a week
• Not be fat

Once your application has been received, the mods will exercise their vigorous judgement, and will either call you out for being the fat fuck you actually are and Banhammer you, or bestow upon you the most glorious of gifts a mod can give; a feeling of superiority over the other lusers.

If you're not comfortable with sending a picture of your body to complete strangers on the internet, you can instead be an unflaired user and receive ridicule from other users for actually valuing your privacy. Don't expect the mods to verify their own bodies either, just accept as fact that they are most definitely skinny as well, or else face the Banhammer

However, if you really want to go full Retard trying to get verification, you could stick a sharpie goddamn highlighter up your pooper like this faggot. This pathetic display was part of a ploy to gain the mod's trust and be instated as one himself. His plan was to try and shut down the sub or roll it into the Fempire, again, by sticking a highlighter up his ass. This went about as far as you'd think, the mods made him a moderator of /r/picturesoffatpeople to string him along, and then made the sub unusable.

Brigading controversy and spam reporting

Proof the Reddit Admins are fat

Most butthurt fatties (89% of Reddit users) see /r/FatPeopleHate and use it as a reason to cry out greasy tears of sadness instead of simply exercising and eating slightly less, so this leads to many lulz regarding reporting various posts to the subreddit's own admins (apparently the fat has aidled their brain so much that they can't process how forums work) for fat hate, and reporting the entire subreddit to the Reddit Admin's.

Recent modmail leaks have ousted the Reddit Admin's as being frustrated that they have no reason to bring the Banhammer down on the subreddit, despite repeated attempts by fatties to accuse the users of "Brigading" other subreddits, because their precious Karma is the only thing they have left in this life to treasure.

Also in preperation for the Admin's eventually shutting their subreddit down, the mods created a back up on the reddit clone Voat, in order to make sure they are able to continually stroke their egos under the guise of the promotion of public health.

The Reddit Community Reaction

And here we see in the wild, a butthurt fatty and a moderation system that works

After gaining much popularity among Pro-Ana Narcissistss for displaying the amazing quality of having a half decent moderation team, the general Reddit community essentially shit itself in denouncing the place, causing useless drama that in the end, no one really cared about.

While occasionally you will see an outraged fatty on the newer threads, trying to voice their opinion that somehow their disease fupas help them live longer and give them better sex lives, they are almost immediately deleted, leaving no room for dissent or lulz within the subreddit itself. These fatasses don't consider that their words will either fall on deaf ears, make themselves look like complete retards, and even give moar reason to hate fat people even more.

User infighting

One of the particularly lulzy part of the subreddit is watching the circlejerking and infighting between users, which end up boiling down to

• Users jerking over how much they hate junk food
• Always discussing their 'gainz'
• Heated discussion if admitting that you like junk food should result in a Banhammer
• Whether the totally real stories posted are actually real, and those defending the OP
• Users jerking over how much they love "good food"

Affiliated subreddits

In order to keep the subreddit posting quality at a nice and steady shitposting level, all OC was shunted to one of the many, almost entirely unused subreddits created in conjunction with, or by the original FatPeopleHate mods. These include:

• /r/AdiposeAmigos for dank memes
• /r/TalesOfFatHate for karma whoring made up stories about how a fatty ate your lunch
• /r/fatpeoplehateGW the only Gone Wild subreddit that doesn't have fat chicks
• /r/fatpeoplehateGW for narcissistic 16 Year old Girls to compare how clothing fits on a human vs. a wigged pig
• /r/Fatsoshop so people with too much time can post fat chicks photo shopped down to human size
• /r/HAESSuccessStories to chronicle all the amazing health outcomes of Fat Acceptance Movement supporters
• /r/ShitlordMeetups (Private) because apparently these fucks actually want to meet in Real Life
• /r/hamplanethatemail A top place for lulzy messages from butthurt fatties
• /r/ChoosingBeggars a visual exploration into the state of the dating scene in the modern day and age
• /r/antifatart for tallentless hacks to occasionally post their scribbled depictions of fatties
• /r/kinkyshitlords A BDSM porn sub dedicated to attractive people only, mostly just reposts from the real BDSM subreddit.
• /r/ThinPrivMUA (Private) for more narcissistic whores to post unwarranted selfies of their plaster covered faces

See Also

• Pseudo-Intellectual
• Reddit
• MRA
• Bodybuilder