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'''Note''': ''This article should not be confused with [[Not to be confused with x|Cake]] ''
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{{quote|I have got 400 private databases, can't I just grab your ip address and fuck up your shit?|Cakey}}
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<center>WOW SUCH L33t HAX!!!</center>
 
== Cakey ==
 
Cake is a [[Bullshit|Webmaster and is a Professional Computer Programmer]]. He is the owner of Leakforums.org which was passed on to him once [http://fbi.yt/dox/doxviewer.php?dox=Omnipotent_Old_Owner_of_LSX Franchise and Alexander] got super [[Butthurt]] about lawsuits coming in to the site.
 
Cake is [[Sweden|Swedish]] so that automatically means he is a full on [[retard]]. Another sign that he is a retard is:
== Signs of Mental Retardation ==
* Thinks having 400 private databases is l33t hax
* Thinks acting like a total douche is the best way to run a [[forum]]
* Sucks on the dick of the [[Pernicious_Developers]]
* DieBB
 
== DieBB ==
Sometime in January of 2015 Cake decided to embarrass him self even more than he already has and decide to work on a project called DieBB. A forum software with no original ideas and a complete rip off of [[MyBB]]. But we all know he is a [[Skid]], So this is nothing to worry about.
 
== LeakForums ==
LeakForums is where all the banned members of hackforums.net go, besides [VipHackForums.net VipHackForums], but we don't talk about viphackforums. He used his [[Jew| Jewish Strategies]] to make it seem like LeakForums was truly an escape from HackForums, Kind of like [[Holocaust|The Holocaust]].
 
LeakForums has a bunch of useless fucking sections, like the premium sections, did I mention that all upgrades on leakforums are a waste of money?. The premium sections consist of:
 
* Random // [[4Chan|So Original]]
* Nsfw // Populated with 13 year olds. Plus who the fuck would watch porn on a forum instead of actual pornsites?
* Social Engineering // Even though there are already 400 other sections on the site dedicated to it
* Premium Support // I thought this was gonna be about [[Suicide]] At first.
* Aw3som3 elite and sponser
 
 
Did I mention you shouldn't spend ANY money on leakforums?
 
There are multiple types of people on LeakForums.
* Scammers // The Smartest kind that we should be thanking. Don't be afraid to scam on LeakForums, the 13 year old kids on the site need to be scammed, maybe they will go back outside.
* [[Skid|Pro Hackers]]
* [[Nigger|Niggers]]
* [[13 year old boys]]
* Swedish People
* HackForums Users
 
 
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