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j/k stands for "just kiking" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of shekels, land, or sex.

Usage

Ariel Sharon: I hate mudslimes

Benjamin Netanyahu: Lol yeah me too!

Benjamin Netanyahu; j/k lol they're important to our economy.

Ariel Sharon Bulldoze their homes.

J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique

Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby absolving you from any offense that might have been taken (see also dubious disclaimer).

Example:

OP posts in amipregnant: "I hate everyone who gets pregnant out of wedlock . You are all whores. j/k"

pregnant bitch: wtf that's not cool.

OP: chill out broad, I said j/k!

Alternate Spellings

j/k
jk
JK
j\k
just kaying
jking
joshing
jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
just kidding

Alternate Meanings

Jay Kay is also lead singer for pop-house band Jamiroquai[1].
JK can also stand for Jedi Knight
JK can also stand for John Kerry
JK can also stand for Jewish Konspiracy

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 ==Usage==
-''This is how you would use j/k in an everyday situation''
-:[[Futhman]]: I hate [[Jews]]
+'''Ariel Sharon''': I hate [[muslim|mudslimes]]
-:Quasidan: :'(
-:Futhman: j/k [[;-)]]
+'''Benjamin Netanyahu''': Lol yeah me too!
-:Quasidan: OIC lol
-''Note: Futhman is lying when he says j/k in this context. We all know jews suck.''
+'''Benjamin Netanyahu'''; j/k lol they're important to our economy.
+'''Ariel Sharon''' [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Bulldoze their homes.]]
 ==J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique==

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