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| {{quote|Your arms are weak and limp, hair unwashed and a thin layer of sweat covers your forehead. Sitting in the darkness wearing a stained vest, you drain the last dregs from a dr pepper sitting atop the mounting pile of cans and packets that has amassed beside you. A quick glance to your watch notifies you that it is 3:14am, and suddenly the slow sickly realization creeps in, that you just spent your entire day editing an unfunny article on a website that doesn't care about you. Staring at the space of wall above your computer with tired bloodshot eyes you realize.
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| You are a complete. Fucking. EDiot.| symptoms of the EDiot.}}
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| [[File:Ediot3.jpg|220px|thumb|right| lol [[faggot|fagit]]]]
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| The term '''EDiot''' was coined on [[get on IRC faggot|#ed]] by the late, great [[OldDirtyBtard]] in 2006 and is considered to be the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] equivalent of a [[b/tard|/b/tard]]. EDiots are the users of Encyclopedia Dramatica, editing and reverting their way to a shallow grave, stressing and sweating over the finer details of [[shit nobody cares about]].
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| An EDiot is a strange unevolved being, that slumps in its office chair eyes glued to the screen constantly refreshing its watchlist page, avidly waiting for something to [[flamewar|flame]] over. They can also be caught spamming ED articles with their own [[unfunny]] image [[macros]] and embedding long uninteresting [[youtube|jewtube]] videos everywhere like it was nobody's business, often leaving a long trail of unnecessary [[piping]] and grammatical errors snaking behind them.
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| Some EDiots, however, may be on their way to becoming a sophisticated [[dramacrat]], and believe it or not, many [[sysops]] began as a slimy EDiot, working their way up and sucking all the dicks to stand king, on a great, shining mountain of [[shit]]. Never trust an EDiot, though, as there is a high probability that they are a [[faggot]]. In fact some ED users are outed [[furries]], even having [[deviantART]], [[YTMND]] or [[Uncyclopedia]] profiles on the side.
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| There are many types and kinds of EDiots, most of them hideously [[retarded]]. Although once in a while you will find an EDiot that is truly willing to do it for teh [[lulz]], and if you ever do meet this special kind of breed, give him a slap and tell him to [[IRL|go outside]].[[File:EDiot.png|240px|right]]
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| ==The Attacker==
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| This particular EDiot is often responsible for articles that have [[why is there an article|no lulz or categorizing of internet events.]] They enter ED under the belief that it is an [[4chan|internet hate machine]], solely created by bitter and resentful people so as to complain about stuff they don't like. This type of EDiot is what most people on the [[series of tubes|internetz]] and [[IRL]] view Encyclopedia Dramatica to be infested with, causing a lot of ill-advised hate towards our [[offended|beautiful]] site. So it is best to report this type of cancer riddled user directly to the [[sysops|authorities]].
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| ==The Alcoholic==
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| This kind of EDiot gets even more [[i see what you did there|EDiotic]] when they've had a few sips of [[Kool-Aid|purple drank]]. Often drunkenly logging onto ED and accidentally blanking a few pages before falling asleep on the keyboard, on occasion they will only be a lil' bit tipsy and actually manage to create edits that are overflowing with [[gmmbbdhvDICKS|shitty piping]] and W@ckey W'''RIT''''inG .
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| Do not mistake this EDiot for having some semblance of a social life because they git crazy with the pimms, they just drink alone and spend hours fapping to [[wincest]], they then proceed to cover themselves in vaseline, adopt the fetal position, and cry pathetically in a corner. [[Rebecca Black|GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY]].
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| Alcoholic EDiots are recognizable by their one-line [[Special:RecentChanges|wiki edits]] and heavy [[Portal:IRC|IRC]] use.
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| ==The Underaged==
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| [[File:Im 12 years old1.jpg|thumb|right| Typical underage EDiot]]
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| This is an EDiot that still plays with [[yugioh|Yu-Gay-Oh]] cards and has no hairs on his testicles. Note a large number of grammatical errors in this user's EDits, note also their inability to read anything longer than a sentence, so it is difficult for them to learn. A quick clean and fun way to teach them about the fundamentals of Encyclopedia Dramatica is to spam their userpage with a hot piping plate of [[pain series]]. The users underage mind will not be able to fathom these kinds of images, which will result in uncontrollable bouts of ''[[I'm 12 years old and what is this?]]'' before a complete Cerebral Aneurysm.
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| The underage EDiot does not even comprehend the word satire, so should be kept well away from this site, and [[/b/]], and all computers actually, mainly because it is their [[goofy time|bed time]].
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| ==The Highschooler==
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| Directly related to ''The underage'', this EDiot is striving to pass his exams so it is understandable that they cannot grasp the concept of ED, often spending hours creating long [[unfunny]] edits about people that are making them sad, [[baw]]. Much like ''The attacker'' but afraid to use naughty swearwords.
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| This EDiot comes home after a hard day of skool, switches on some [[shit|super wicked]] dubstep and adds another angled, sepia profile picture to his [[facebook]] account. The highschooler then edits his article about a cheerleader he hates complete with [[dox]], and proceeds to [[fap|masturbate]] to a picture of said cheerleader whilst weeping silently, only to have his mother walk in on him. Throwing a pencil case at the closing door, ''The highschooler'' screams '''[[leave me alone|LEAVE ME ALONE!!1111!!]]'''
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| ==The Uncyclopedian==
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| Another descendant of ''The underage'', this user believes that non-factual LOL SO RANDUM!!1 edits are in any way acceptable or funny, which is why there is a special place in hell reserved for these EDiots, where many demons wearing the face of Oscar Wilde will [[in the butt|butt-rape]] them for all eternity.
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| Signs of an uncyclopedian include referring to [[Chuck Norris]] jokes, an overuse of quotes, and failing to become [[an hero]].
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| ==The Gaiafag==
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| [[Weeaboo]], [[camwhore]], [[fat]] fucks that have nothing better to do other than constantly edit the [[Anime]] portal, reverting anything vaguely negative whilst slowly pushing a lubed up figurine of [[sailor moon]] into their [[in the butt|anus]].
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| Don't worry though, its easy to seek out these particular EDiots for a swift [[raep]]-n-[[ban]], due to their meticulously fashioned userpages, decorated with a swarm of gigantic animu eyes, [[disgusting|adorable]] typed emoticons, and talk pages covered in various arse licking and dick sucking from all their other gaiafag friends. These EDiots are also relatively easy to [[troll]] into depression, just constantly insinuate that they are fat diseased middle aged men, [[truth|which they are]].
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| ==The Furry==
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| These EDiots are possibly the most low-down, vile, putrid, degenerate [[sick fuck|sick-fucks]] to ever walk the halls of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Sitting at the computer sweating in a [[pokemon|Ninetales]] suit, these overweight greasy ballbags [[lurk|peruse]] [[WikiFur]] and have no shame. A sad fate awaits these EDitors, as they will undoubtedly [[Yiff in Hell]], if you ever encounter one of these deformed EDiots you should immediately spam the shi-'''[[user:Equivamp|LOOK THERE'S ONE THERE!!!!]]''' '''[[User:AFuckingFox|THERE'S ANOTHER!]]''' '''[[User:CinoxFellpyre| OH GAWD THEY'RE EVERYWERE!!!!]]''' '''[[User:Schnookums|KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!]]'''
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| ==The Foreigner==
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| Despite our best efforts, the internetz are available to non-english speaking countries across the world. So unfortunately there are many [[spain|spics]], [[africa|negros]], [[germany|nazis]], [[france|frogs]], [[japan|japs]], [[china|chinks]], [[mexico|wetbacks]], [[italy|greasy spaggettis]], [[russia|serial-killers]], [[india|pakis]], [[iraq|terrorists]] and [[klingon|klingons]] that infest our beloved [[wiki]], running around typing edits in some other bullshit language, with no grasp of grammar or diction, and that's just ''awful''.
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| Any EDiots from the [[texas|southern states]] or [[Scotland]] can't construct a simple sentence either.
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| ==The Wikipedian==
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| This particular EDiot is again another type that does not understand that ED is a [[satire|satirical]], [[lulz|lulzy]] wiki. Going through articles and writing blocks and blocks of, albeit grammatically sound, [[The Bible|boring]], [[fact|factual]] [[shit|tripe]]. Common symptoms are ''uninteresting'', ''bland'' and ''[[jew]]'', but [[you]] can jazz up this certain pseudo-intellectual EDiot's userpage with some [[meatspin|super cool sparkle fun]].
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| '''WARNING:''' [[Jimbo Wales|this type of user will plaster their ragged front-face over all of their articles desperately begging you for monies.]]
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| ==The /b/tard==
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| [[File:H-h-here i go.jpg|100px|thumb|right| A /b/tard EDiot attempting an article.]]
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| Another type of EDiot that is very closely related to ''The underage''. Be prepared for a continuous stream of [[forced memes]] and rows and rows of [[piping|light blue text]] piping to the aforementioned shit memes. [[b/|/b/]] is, and never was, good, so these EDitor's edits should be swiftly and directly reverted, as we do not want [[The cancer that is killing /b/]] to spread.
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| Luckily these EDiots consider any Encyclopedia Dramatica user to be a [[OldDirtyBtard|god]], and will not attempt any of their shitty [[troll|trolling]] if they perceive you to have any shred of authority. So if you encounter one, place the above template on their userpage, and state very clearly and authoritatively, '''<big>GTFO.</big>'''.
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| ==The Faggot==
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| Well...[[you]], faggot.
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| ==EDiot Social-life==
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| [[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|left]] [[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|right]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
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| *[[Dramacrat]]
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| *[[Dramatician]]
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| *[[The Encyclopedia Dramatica Jews]]
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| *[[Basement dweller]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=EDiot&defid=2581810 Urban Dictionary definition of an EDiot]
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