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| {{Spoiler|THE FIRST GAME IN THE SERIES IS NOW MOTHERFUCKING FREE!!! YOU PAYED MONEY FOR FUCKING NOTHING}}
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| [[File:Lbpgameplay.jpg|thumb|This is the best that the [[Playstation 3]] has to offer us.]]
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| '''LittleBigPlanet''' is an incredibly [[gay]] 3D sandbox game by Media Molecule where you can "'''Play, Create, and Share!'''" with a network of under-aged [[Playstation 3]] gamers who are not yet ready to play the [[13 year old boy| imamature]] rated [[Modern Warfare 3|first person shooters]]. ''Little Big Planet'' is known for being one of the games that makes the [[Playstation 3]] the [[Wii|best console out there!!!!1]] LittleBigPlanet is now free on the PlayStation Network Store as a "Welcome Back" present due to the [[hax|PlayStation Network outage of 2011]]. However, only 300 rednecks on average play this game since its update, ''Little Big Planet 2'', was released. [[Last thursday]], Sony unveiled ''Little Big Planet 3''.
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| ==Population==
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| The standards for this game are worse than [[Call of Duty]] and even [[Runescape]]. This game is populated by the [[typical]]:
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| *6-10 year old [[Britfags]] or american.
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| *30 year old rotted teeth 310lb women.
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| *[[Basement Dwellers]] attempting suicide for the 7th time. (6th attempters go on '''Playstation Home''')
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| *[[Pedophile|Pedophiles]] who [[fap|whack off]] to the voices and pictures of the 8 year old boys over their headsets.
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| *[[Emo]] [[16 year old girls]].
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| *Wannabe [[emo]] [[preteen|boys]] who try to hit on the [[16 year old girls]].
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| *Mexicans who thought they purchased a different game(Sonic Colors or How to peform Circumsion on jews.) but couldn't read the label.
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| *[[Internet Tough Guys]] [[butthurt]] from having a [[shit no one cares about|0.5 KDR on Call of Duty]].
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| *Unworthy [[Trolls]].
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| *[[Homosexual]] or [[Bisexual]] Furrys.
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| *[[Chris Chan]] :( (Yes, the standards are '''THAT''' low].
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| ==Gameplay==
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| You take control of a '''Sackboy''' who can only [[fun|run, grab, and jump]] in over 8 million of the [[fact|exact same]] levels. You can also play [[fag|dress-up]] with your Sackboy so he can have anime-styled hair, [[hipster]] glasses, and perhaps a [[asians|schoolgirl outfit]] so he can be a sackvestite in front of all of the other 1 to 3 [[13 year old boys|players]] in your cardboard box ("Pod"). You then go to the "Cool Levels Page" and select either a '''Bomb Survival''' level, a '''Jumping''' level, or a [[crap|well decorated]] '''platformer'''. These are the only 3 types of levels you can play [[fact|which are all the exact same]] because players can have the option to [[copypasta|copy]] someone's level and [[copyright|publish it as their own]].
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| *'''Bomb Survivals''' consist of being a flat empty [[Afghanistan|level]] with a gay [[mainstream]] theme (such as [[Transformers]], [[Smosh]], or [[Family Guy]]) getting fucked up by emitted brown [[turd|bombs]] and [[jizz|score]] bubbles with no rhyme or reason. The level usually lasts for 10 seconds before you die and have to restart the level. Play it over and over to be ranked on the Scoreboard full of [[faggots|hardcore gamers]].
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| *'''Jump Levels''' consist of running to the right of the screen jumping on [[Alexis Arquette|deformed]] obstacles over gas or spikes collecting score bubbles, 9.99999999 times out of 10 you won't even make the first jump so you might as well leave the level and go play a '''Bomb Survival'''.
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| *'''Kill Justin Bieber Levels''' sound promising but end up being just as gay as listening to [[Skrillex]]. You fly around grabbing bombs and throwing them at cardboard [[Justin Bieber|Justin Biebers]] until you realize that you've been in the level for 15 seconds and you're already bored as shit. Every one of these levels has hearts everywhere and a pink background so [[you]] can be in your element of [[faggotry]].
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| *'''Free Costumes and Stickers Levels''' make up 98% of the levels on the ''Cool Levels Page'' offering fuckloads of [[gay|emo]] pictures and [[scene]] costumes so your [[boyfriend|girlfriend]] on this game thinks you're hot.
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| *'''Shark Survival Levels''' you swim in shit creek without a paddle getting [[raped|killed]] by sharks 2 seconds upon entering the level. This may bring [[lulz]] the first time you play it.
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| ==Internets==
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| [[File:LittleBigPlanet (Eve Silva Paragorica).PNG|200px|thumb|right|[[Rule 34|No exceptions]]]]
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| You won't find LittleBigPlanet [[truth|anywhere online]] (it's amazing that LittleBigPlanet is even on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|here]]) because most of the players on this game need parental permission to go on the [[internets|internet]], LittleBigPlanet is barely featured on anything over the [[internets]] except for websites [http://www.lbpcentral.com/ related to LittleBigPlanet].
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| ==Drama==
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| When LBP 2 launched, it was pretty average. It was full of emos but in early 2012 a legion of the most beta faggots around emerged. They called themselves the Greenskeepers and their "goal" was to rid LBP of the meen truels.
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| Despite most ignoring them because they were too busy fapping to CP it turned out the leader was a "gurl gamer" who was like 35 and a complete loser. Her name was DebonaireToast. The neckbeards flocked to her like niggers to KFC and a protest to stop bullying took place. What the betas didn't realise was her goal was to revoke the right to downvote levels, which succeeded. This fucked the game in it's ass so hard it got prostate cancer. This allowed a faggot called Latin_Player to stay on the front page with stolen levels using 50+ accounts. Realising the shit they had caused, the betas ran leaving DebonaireToast alone. Unfortunately, she had became too close to the mods and got whatever she wanted including an Mm pick for a shit level.
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| == DebonaireToast==
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| DebonaireToast, aka Mandi Cook, @DebonaireToast, @_PookiePoo, @HFantastique, [https://www.facebook.com/vicious.seraph], is an artist, photographer and self-proclaimed model (if you like cellulite?!?) from Huntsville, Alabama. She founded the LittleBigPlanet group Greenskeepers [http://lbp.me/u/greenskeepers_]. To make themselves known, the groups' first endeavor was to advertise itself by asking well-known creators in the game to lock their levels and publish a copyable version of the Greenskeepers propaganda level, but was met with little support from community members including LBP Vita's Tarsier Studio's Syroc calling the movement "ridiculous". The group advertised itself as "model" LBP citizens that promote safety and kindness within the game, but DebonaireToast's behavior has come to more resemble that of the trolls and bullies in game so much so that she is now known as one of the worst bullies in the game, and people who once supported the Greenskeepers' movement have since distanced themselves from her and her massive thighs.
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| [[File:Debonairetoast 160lbs small.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mandi Cook, aka "DebonaireToast" - 170lbs]]
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| In 2012, Debonairetoast started a petition to get Media Molecule to add a block feature to the game: [http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/lbpsafety/]. Even after months of spamming links to it on twitter and in the game, she still has less than 200 signatures, and the community at large largely ignores her and her efforts as her behavior has become more and more irrational. Her repeated harassment of community manager Steven Isbell has gotten to a point that both he and James Spafford have publicly accused her of being a bully herself - a claim which made her lock her Twitter account so that no one could see what she had been doing. She was then briefly banned on PSN for reporting upwards of 250 "bullies" on lbp.me within a span of four hours.
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| ==Celebrities==
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| People in which 9 year old kids would beg to add them and hang out with them for being [[famous]] on a stupid game.
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| *'''SteveBigGuns:''' a steroid addicted 30 year old german who was hired by MediaMolecule for not living with his mother like every other player. Every [[You|10 year old boy]] masturbates to him.
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| *'''Fenderjt:''' a [[defil3d|hot 20 year old girl]] who sends '''Playstation Eye''' pictures of herself to SteveBigGuns. [[protip|Hint:]] ''she's a fucking guy.''
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| *'''NEUFRA:''' an extremely [[gay]] [[emo]] [[fag]] who takes pictures of his Sackvestite in [[scene]] inspired costumes and uploads them to levels. [[Kanye West|He thinks he's cool]].
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| *'''Stephanie Ravens and X3 Power:''' two [[confused]] lovers who infested the '''Cool Levels Page''' with copied levels from famous levels claiming [[lulz|they made them]]. Loved by the 10 year old kids, hated by [[moralfags]].
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| *'''Christianandadrum:''' some [[chav]] who makes shitty films about [[mainstream]] [[bullshit]].
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| *'''Young Planet and Chaos Clan:''' a group of [[nigger|niggers]] and autistic children who think they're better than the community because they have [[gay|cool]] colored Headquarters.
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| *'''Chriswolf119'''. A 25 year old pedophile that likes to sext [[12 year old girls]] whilst running a clan of autistic naruto fans that jerk off to the show. Some say he talks to himself in his basement while shirtless.
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| *'''[[Chris-Chan]]''' Even the internet's most famous [[Asperger's Syndrome|asspie]] plays this poor excuse for a game. Due to his shitty drawings, he most likely makes the most bastardized creations ever created on LBP.
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| *'''DebonaireToast''': the ultimate [[White knight]]. Started a group called the Greenskeepers in early 2012 that completely ruined the game getting the boo option banned making the cool pages easily exploited. She sucks mod dick and gets anyone banned who questions her.
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| *'''Latin_Player''': an attention whore who spams the cool pages with stolen levels. Once, believed to be trolling but after he was finally stopped he became a little bitch. Turned out he had 12 PS3s and would vote himself up on 50+ accounts making him a [[tryhard]].
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| *'''Jekira555''' A 13 year old butthurt who is responsible for the major lulz and shits and giggles. Started a petittion for not having a extra texture on the ps3 version of LBP3. Also responsible for several flame wars on peoples profiles and had [[ cyber sex]] with a furry aleast 100 times on Twitter, and blame jews on it.
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| *'''Hellfire(Miles_2345)''' A elite beta fag who tries to find unused content and ULTRA RAREW DLC OMG by having a jailbroken ps3 and mods it for lulz.
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| Chesttypuller: A dumbass lbp fag who gets mad over stupid shit like if you take his costume, or copy his stickers, or even accidentally call him your sidekick. Geez this little faggot needs a life.
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| ==Little Big Planet Karting==
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| [[File:Ray_wonder_turtle.png|200px|thumb|[[pedobear|Ray the Wonder Turtle]] with his [[Baby Fuck|new girlfriend]]]]
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| [[Last thursday]] the new installment of the littlebigplanet series was released, a kartracer called "Littlebigplanet Karting". The story is about a group of rats named "the hoard" stealing everything [[Kidnapping|and everyone]] for [[for the lulz|unknown reasons]] and sackboy is trying to stop them.
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| The gameplay is just the same as every other kart racer except you can create levels, but because the create mode was in 3D it was to hard for the [[kids|avarage players]] to create levels and they started BAWWWing.
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| ==Little Big Planet 3==
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| Sony announced Little Big Planet 3 at E3 in June 2014. This time adding a [[bird]], [[sock puppet|sock]], an [[obese]] Sackboy and [[shit|stuff]].
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| {{Spoiler|THE GAME IS ABSOLUTE CRAP AND YOU WASTED $60 ONLY TO GET GLITCHS,BUGS, AND A SHIT LOAD OF DRAMA!SUMO DIGITAL TOTALLY RUSHED THIS GAME AND TOTTALY FUCKING DIDNT GET ANY "RWEAL" BETA FAGS TO DO SHIT IN THE BETA!!!1111}}
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| [[13 year old boys]] , [[16 year old girls]] (who are furries) and elit beta fags complain about how shitty
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| this game really is, [[spam]] every video that the official LBP channel on [[jewtube]] makes,saying "DUH DUR WHEN YOU FIX LBP3 ALREADY AND STOP WITH THE FROZEN DLC U DUM ASS BWITCHES! ILL 360NOSCOPE YOU!" and rage and get owned by '''smart''' 13 years who have [[autisim]]. In fact..."70% of kids in lbp has autisim" who said by a tr00ls jailbreaker. DID WE MENTION THEY STILL HAVENT PATCHED THE GLITCH TO GET EVERY DLC FOR FREE!!!!11
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| ==[[Griefing]]==
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| It is incredibly easy to [[grief]] all of the little kids who play this game, but one report from them and your PSN account is [[B&]] faster than you can say fuck. So prior to [[trolling]], make a new account if you're too much of a pussy to lose your account with over [[shit no one cares about|500 trophies]]. Now that you're ready, here are some ways to [[Doing it right|troll on LittleBigPlanet]]:
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| *My Stickers Will Blot Out the Sun - Load up a large sticker and hover it over a surface that's in front of everything else and expand it until it takes up the whole screen. Nobody can see shit until you move the sticker, which makes this a good way to ruin a tough platforming sequence or just waste everyone's time since they can't see a damn thing until you get rid of the sticker.
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| *[[copypasta|Copy]] someone's level and insist to them that you were the original creator of it.
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| *Create a level called '''"FREE EMO SCENE COSTUMES!!!!11"''' that will freeze the PS3 of any [[fag]] that plays it.
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| *Take a '''Playstation Eye''' picture of [[goatse|this]], [[hai2u|this]], or [[Babypaste|this]] and place it all over their '''Pod and levels'''.
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| *Join them when they are in create mode, delete/save their whole level, place a bunch of stickers so they can't reverse, laugh at them and call them a [[fag]].
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| Since the co-op create update in LittleBigPlanet, griefing has been made even simpler than before. Inappropriate and offensive levels usually get moderated rather quickly, but it's still possible to emit some goatse images in the level for a moment or such.
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| Good ways to grief in online create mode would be:
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| *Magic Mouth spam. Infinitely making an emitter emit Magic Mouths, which makes it impossible to commit any actions, although some more experienced players know how to counter this by tapping the PS button to go to XMB, then pressing it again, and before the game can load Magic Mouths, press the start button to leave the level. That makes this an in-effective method of griefing in LBP. '''THIS NO LONGER WORKS.'''
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| *Making everybody's PS3 crash. This is my favorite method of griefing. There are many ways to make everybody's PS3 crash. I have attempted it with copypasting unstable materials in each other (in-effective as it makes you crash as well), creating massive lag that forces the game to freeze (sound bombs, over-complicated objects and such, in-effective as well cause it might not always crash everybody), but the most effective, by far, is the ROBOCROC, what was originally a boss monster made by DreadsRose2118 for his friend, became an evil instrument of lulz. Namely, if one were to kill the beasty via the brain attached to it, the game crashes for some odd reason (NOTE: Dreads made his level with ROBOCROC copyable, but it has some pieces from the MGS pack, thus requiring you to own the MGS pack to use it.). I had the idea to modify it into a "bomb", I attached a timer of 15 seconds, made a small space for the CROC to be emitted in, attached an emitter, did a little wiring, and voilâ. Now, if one has a bomb like this, griefing is easy:
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| 1. If you have some newfags in your PSN friends list, who at the moment are playing LBP, join them.
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| 2. Ask them to go into create mode. If they refuse, keep asking.
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| 3. Invite as many other people as possible.
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| 4. Place the bomb.
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| 5. Trigger it. (I used a grab switch to trigger it, inverting it activated a piston that activated the timer. MAKE SURE THE PISTON TIME IS AT LEAST 30! That's exactly 15 seconds, ten of that you need to return to pod, five is the time you need to press return to pod in after having triggered it.)
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| 6. Return To Pod.
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| 7. Wait.
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| 8. ????
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| 9. PROFIT!!
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>54dBinp4K3o</youtube>
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| <center>'''A [[9/11]] level.'''</center>|border=#966E58|background=#966E58}}</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Creativity]]
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| *[[Testicles|Sacks]]
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| *[[Stephen Fry]]
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| *[[Shit nobody cares about]]
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| *[[Faggotry]]
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