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Homophobia and rape jokes aren't enough for Chris, so after being wiped by [[porn]]star Mercedes Carrera in a debate, all Chris had left was to return to his habits of blatant racism. So Chris went on Twitter, and called Mercedes a nacho shield, because she is a fat spic, before fleeing to his echo chamber as he blocked Mercedes for pointing out his racism. What a class act.<br />   
Homophobia and rape jokes aren't enough for Chris, so after being wiped by [[porn]]star Mercedes Carrera in a debate, all Chris had left was to return to his habits of blatant racism. So Chris went on Twitter, and called Mercedes a nacho shield, because she is a fat spic, before fleeing to his echo chamber as he blocked Mercedes for pointing out his racism. What a class act.<br />   
[[File:Chris Kluwe Racist Joke Nacho Shield.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Chris Kluwe Racist Joke Nacho Shield.jpg]]<br />
==TrippingIcarus==
TrippingIcarus is Chris' band. We think it is supposed to be a [[Nickelback]] cover band, but they somehow screwed up and became even worse.

Revision as of 07:43, 9 May 2015

Chris Kluwe is a former punter now turned complete SJW. Complete with his overt racism and rape cover ups.

Rape cover up and making fun of victims

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In a Twitter rant, Kluweless explained how two of his viking friends were caught fucking an underage girl. But in true SJW fashion he didn't report it to the police. The reason why Chris didn't call the cops, is because he obviously was one of the two guys

Penn State Victim joke

Besides covering up rape, Kluweless, was busy making homophobic jokes about rape. Yes, your champion liked to cut a hole in his pants, near his giant gaping asshole, just to proclaim that he was a Penn State victim.

Racism

Homophobia and rape jokes aren't enough for Chris, so after being wiped by pornstar Mercedes Carrera in a debate, all Chris had left was to return to his habits of blatant racism. So Chris went on Twitter, and called Mercedes a nacho shield, because she is a fat spic, before fleeing to his echo chamber as he blocked Mercedes for pointing out his racism. What a class act.

TrippingIcarus

TrippingIcarus is Chris' band. We think it is supposed to be a Nickelback cover band, but they somehow screwed up and became even worse.