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| {{blink|#797979|7|SUICUNE IS NOT A CHEETAH}}
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| '''Chibiyima''' or just called '''Crystal Frank''', is a supposed ''25'' year-old fat [[redneck]] hambeast whose addicted to being so '''''KAWAII DESU [[^_^]]''''' and proclaims it all over her deviantART profile. When Crystal isn't fingering herself furiously at underage [[Mpreg]], she usually makes journals describing how <nowiki>''depressed''</nowiki> she is and that people should draw her OCs to make her feel better. Crystal also has the tendency to block people on the spot when they say something ROOD to her or do something she doesn't like, just showing how much of a [[butthurt]] bucket of lard she is.
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| Crystal is even a total fag for [[Pokemon]], and her life seems to center around it. Of course, she hates the bird and canine Pokemon, yet says the ''very canine-like'' Suicune is a fucking cheetah. When called out on it, she threw a bitch fit and said [[Bulbapedia]] was wrong about what kind of animal Suicune represented. It's just [[shit nobody cares about]] anyway.
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| [[File:Chibiyima-kill-it-with-fire.png|thumb|200px|[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]].]]
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| [[File:The Question Chubbs Should be Asking Herself.png|500px|thumb|center|Shouldn't you be asking yourself this?]]
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| == YOU LISTEN TO THESE RULES OR I'LL BLOCK YOU! ==
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| Chubbs has a real big [[ego]] that she likes to have properly <s>stroked</s> praised. If you don't listen to her rules, you're automatically a bad person and will get blocked because ''BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW''.
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| [[File:RUELS OKEY.png|700px|thumb|center|If you look on the right, you can tell that she just DEMANDS for shit her way instead of letting other Aspies doing what they wish and submit it to the group.]]
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| == Butthurt is Super Effective! ==
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| The internet is full of opinions. Lots. Of course, Chibi being the low-IQ hog that she is, doesn't seem to get the fact that nobody gives two shits about her journals. When nobody gives her the attention that she so desires, she whines and cries and pulls the ''IM DEPRESSED HALP ME'' card(but even then THOSE journals don't even get comments).
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| Below is just some of the examples.
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| {{Collapsegallery|I feel a sense of [[USI]] here|cg1|center|<gallery>
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| File:BAWWWWWWWW IM MAD.png
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| File:DONT IGNORE ME OMFG.png|Nobody wants your shit because you're stubborn as hell.
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| File:IT WAZ CROSSOVERED.png|I can hear the Grammar Nazis marching in already.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:DRAW ME SOMETHING NOWWWWW.png|If you want attention and free art, just fake being depressed!
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| File:DRAW MY OC PLS K THANX BAI.png|This one didn't even sound convincing. Also, YOU CAN'T USE CAMERAS! GAWD!
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| File:IT HAZ TAH BEH ORIGEJINNALLL.png|
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| File:Screenshot_434.png| WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKES WOLVES?!!?! DRAW ME SOMETHING PLZ!!
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| </gallery>}}
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| And Chubbs even likes given death threats too if you push her too far:
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| [[File:Weak Death Threat is Weak.png|500px|thumb|center|Your threat is bad and you should feel bad, Chubbs!]]
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| {{clear}}
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| == These Deviants are Tired of her Shit ==
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| Below is a gallery of TARTlets not only showing they got blocked by her, but also expressing in journals about how much of an [[attention whore]] Crystal really is.
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| {{Collapsegallery|No more shit, fatty.|cg1|center|<gallery>
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| File:Moon Kicks Chubby Right in her Pussy with Logic.png|[[Ponyfag]] bucks Chibi right in her fucking mouth with pure logic.
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| File:How They Feel of Chubbs.png|Even a 13 year-old girl has more brains than Chubbs.
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| File:Bawwwwwlocked by Chubbs.png|This [[EDiot]] got blocked by Chubbs in 5 seconds.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:PirateAss Tells Chubby to Grow Up.png|[[TL;DR]]: ''Stop being a whiny prick and grow up, asshole!''
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| File:Really by blackrose wolf-d8sodhz.jpg|This person got blocked too.
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| File:Fuck off Chubs.png|Oreohuskie just gives Chubbs a big ol' FUCK YOU.
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| </gallery>}}
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| And this gem:
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| [[File:I CANT CHANGE CUZ MY PARENTS SAID I CANT.jpg|500px|thumb|center|I highly doubt that.]]
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| {{clear}}
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| == Reaction to this Article ==
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| After this article was made and linked to some people, Chibi found it and threw a huge hissy fit.
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| [[File:Shes so full of it.png|500px|thumb|center|[http://comments.deviantart.com/62/1078031/3826904341 she tells this person she'll be back tho]]]
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| [[File:Ez has got good logic but Chubbs doesnt get it.png|500px|thumb|center|EZ knows what they talk about, but Chubbs doesn't even understand.]]
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| [[File:RAEGQUITINTARWEEBSFOREVER.png|500px|thumb|center|People know where your Facebook is now, dumb-ass.]]
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| [[File:Bad guis by motochika pirateass-d8squfs.png|500px|thumb|center|Awww! We love you too, Crystal! <333]]
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| == Possible Fuckboys / White Knights ==
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| These are all the people who currently like Chibi's fat rolls.
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| *{{dauser|joshuax152}} - A whiny edgy kid who bitches about how [[Smugleaf]] isn't in Smash as a playable character.
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| *{{dauser|gamerjohn022691}} - Really likes to see kids inflated.
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| *{{dauser|nickaloon}} - Gives art to Chubbs when she demands it.
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| == Her Artwork ==
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| Chubb's choice of artwork is that of the [[anime]] genre. They all have bright ass colors and large ass watermarks nobody cares about. Has got a major [[inflation]] fetish, and it's seen throughout most of her gallery.
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| {{Collapsegallery|Wapanese Throw-up on an old Canvas|cg1|center|<gallery>
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| File:Orignal wallpaper himitsu deviantart version by chibiyima-d8ffmzi.png|2pink4me
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| File:Id the new crys by chibiyima-d8qxf4d.png|This is her persona. It's really inaccurate.
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| File:Commission inflation who s bigger by chibiyima-d8oe232.png.jpg|The coloring is so bad.
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| File:Kirby inflation tiff as a balloon by chibiyima-d8nw03z.png|Someone save her pls
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| File:Metaberry remake by crysrocksxy-d7p873g.png.jpg|''WHY''
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| File:Commission inflation helium balloons by chibiyima-d8m7jk5.png|Please stop, that looks painful to look at.
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| File:Kirby meta knight s tears by chibiyima-d8p2m38.png|Meta Knight cries because he can't take Chubbs' bullshit anymore.
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| File:Fatten by the zerblex by matia the rabbit-d42dd8d.png.jpg|Chubbs will even ruin your childhood.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Mmbn pkmn manaphy checks on aquaman by chibiyima-d8m0mrh.png|[[sick fuck|That's not Aquaman's stomach.]]
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| File:Commission vivillion inflated butterfree by crysrocksxy-d83p6bi.png|NO
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| File:Mmbn aquaman exe gets mpreg by chibiyima-d8m26bl.png.jpg|OMFG PLEASE JUST STOP
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| </gallery>}}
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| == Fandoms Chubbs has ruined with her shit ==
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| [[File:GTFO CHUBBY.png|400px|thumb|right|Even Megaman.EXE wants Chubbs to GTFO]]
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| Like any other faggot who shits on a fandom, Chibi has ruined a number of fandoms. You will either see Mpreg pictures of Meta Knight, Spoutman.exe or Yoshi barfing. Let alone, Chibi doesn't realize that Spoutman.exe is an under aged child.
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| * [[Mega Man]]
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| * [[Pokemon]]
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| * [[Kirby]]
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| * Yoshi's Island
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| * [[Happy Tree Friends]]
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| * Any obscure cartoon no one gives a fuck about.
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| {{clear}}
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| == How to Troll Crystal ==
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| [[File:Shes Fat so She Must Be Hambeast.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Would you let this thing near your 'Mons?]]
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| Trolling Crystal's fat ass will be easy. Just hope she doesn't block you right away!
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| * Ask Crystal what her favorite bird or wolf is. [[Lulz]] will ensue.
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| * Go around deviantART and find lots of bird and wolf pictures, post them on her profile.
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| * Draw her OCs in the incorrect way, tag her in it, wait for reaction.
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| * Tell her that Suicune is not a cheetah, but a dog.
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| * Submit mature artwork into her groups.
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| * Link her to [[Kittens]] or the [[Pain Series]]
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| * Tell her [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] is so much better than Pokemon.
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| {{clear}}
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| == See Also ==
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| [[File:SMILECUBBS DOT JPEG.jpg|200px|thumb|right|...I'm hoping you said no to that question.]]
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| * [[Pokemon]]
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| * [[Dying Alone]]
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| * [[Original Character]]
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| * [[deviantART]]
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| * [[Chris-Chan]] - She's admitted to ''actually'' admiring Chris, and believes that BS dA account is really his.
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| * [[Fetish]]
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| * [[Nintendo]]
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| {{clear}}
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| == External Links ==
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| [[File:Vomit is zexy by theneonmisfit-d8soc7w.png|500px|thumb|right|''That's just nasty'']]
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| [[File:I will never accept hawks as being part of the world whatever do you mean.png|500px|thumb|right|NEVER!!1]]
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| * <s>{{dauser|Chibiyima}} - Active</s> BAAAWWWLETED
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| * {{furaffinity|crysrocksxy}} - Active, but you need an account with FA to see her shit
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| * [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/17093317/1933475426 She was apparently an art thief once]
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| * [http://sta.sh/21yhmif591nt A Sta.sh filled with screenshots of a conversation this guy was having with her before being blocked by the hambeast]
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| * [http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Jv4_7zQ68OMJ:chibiyima.deviantart.com/art/MEME-Done-done-DOOOOOOOOOOOOONE-531050198+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=opera HAHAHA THIS IS WHAT YOU TROLLS GET!!11]
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| '''BELOW ARE HER ALT ACCOUNTS.'''
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| * {{dauser|CascadiaAbsol}} - Alt #1 - CURRENTLY USING AS HER NEW ACCOUNT
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| * {{dauser|ChibaAquachan}} - Alt #2
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| * {{dauser|WonderToon}} - Alt #3
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| * {{dauser|aquamanexeplz}} - Alt #4
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| * {{dauser|Spongebobthegreat}} - Alt #5
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| * {{dauser|beautifulchickengirl}} - Alt #6
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| '''Other Shit'''
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/user/KrisTheMew Youtube.] Just shitty videos and her ROM "Hacks".
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| * [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/CrysFuwayaZero Her MiiVerse Profile]
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| * [https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2238092/Chibiyima-Kamikaze FanFiction.Net Profile]
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| * [https://twitter.com/crystalfranks01 Twitter] - No Longer Exists
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| * [http://chibiyima.tumblr.com/ Tumblr] - No Longer Exists
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| * [https://www.facebook.com/Sis.Wanowan?fref=ts Her Facebook]
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| * [https://www.facebook.com/richard.franks.71 Her father's Facebook]
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| * [https://www.fictionpress.com/u/979379/ FictionPress Profile]
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| * [http://magiccity.netii.net/index2.php Her Site]
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| * [http://magic-city.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_City_Wiki Her Wiki]
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| * [https://inkbunny.net/CrystalTheDragon InkBunny]
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