User:SirAlantheTimid/Zezima

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Zezima is a well known ruinedscape faggot who use to spend his entire day clicking on fake fucking trees and rocks watching a poorly pixelated axe or pickaxe move up and down in an awkward position while having nerdgasms at the amount of ruinedscape gold he was making. After playing ruinedscape for over half of his pathetic miserably life Zezima quit shortly after Fagex introduced summoning, a skill in which you summon half-retarded mutant wastes of spaces that do absolutely nothing but follow you around and make you look even more like a faggot. Even an obese downy who can spend over 9,000M on fake wood to build half-assed flabby retarded looking cabins/shacks couldn't believe the new shit ruinedscape had spewed out.

The legend was b0rn

Zezima in German is translated roughly to: Fatfucknuggetaznweaboofanboy

Sometime in October 2003 after dropping out of school and selling his mothers' kidney (Causing her to Anhero) so that he could support himself and support his 23 hour ruinedscape nerd spree. Zezima reached rank 1 in Ruinedscape. With this, the 12year old bicurious G.I.R.L.S creeped out of their holes and offered pictures of their underdeveloped bodies as a desperate attempt to get gold/items out of him. Causing Zezima to keep his online status permanently turned off and keeping him away from heavily populated areas in game. Absolutely ruining the only aspect to MMO's playing with other faggots.

--Talkbot 04:01, 20 October 2011 (CEST)