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<center>[[Image:Eddie Van Halen 1998.jpg|200px]] [[Image:EddieVanHalen2007.jpg|200px]]<br /> | <center>[[Image:Eddie Van Halen 1998.jpg|200px]] [[Image:EddieVanHalen2007.jpg|200px]]<br /> | ||
Left: 1998, after 20 years of [[party hard|hard partying]]. | Right: 2007, after millions in [[plastic surgery]].</center> | Left: 1998, after 20 years of [[party hard|hard partying]]. | Right: 2007, after millions in [[|Plastic Surgery|plastic surgery]].</center> | ||
Who is Eddie Van Halen? No one knows, because of his [[Old people|aged appearance]] and notorious drug habit, but at one time he was considered the greatest [[Guitar|guitarist]] in the world and made multiple millions of [[Faggot|dollars]]. Almost all of it went up his [[Ass|nose]] or into his veins, but he did manage to keep enough to get enough plastic surgery to make himself look like [[Retard|Jon Bon Jovi]], another dino-rock superstar. No one under the age of 30 has ever heard of him. Lol. | Who is Eddie Van Halen? No one knows, because of his [[Old people|aged appearance]] and notorious drug habit, but at one time he was considered the greatest [[Guitar|guitarist]] in the world and made multiple millions of [[Faggot|dollars]]. Almost all of it went up his [[Ass|nose]] or into his veins, but he did manage to keep enough to get enough plastic surgery to make himself look like [[Retard|Jon Bon Jovi]], another dino-rock superstar. No one under the age of 30 has ever heard of him. Lol. | ||
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Left: 1998, after 20 years of hard partying. | Right: 2007, after millions in [[|Plastic Surgery|plastic surgery]].
Who is Eddie Van Halen? No one knows, because of his aged appearance and notorious drug habit, but at one time he was considered the greatest guitarist in the world and made multiple millions of dollars. Almost all of it went up his nose or into his veins, but he did manage to keep enough to get enough plastic surgery to make himself look like Jon Bon Jovi, another dino-rock superstar. No one under the age of 30 has ever heard of him. Lol.
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