VideoGameDunkey

Seriously.

VideoGameDunkey, colloquially known as Dunkey, is a super famous YouTube user. Dunkey has gained his fandom via warping normal english syntax and creating a variety of made-up words. He is most famous for narrating shitty League of Legends games.

The Legacy

VideoGameDunkey grew up in the United States, somewhere northern place with lots of snow and shit. Whilst he was a kid, he made a bunch of shitty videos of himself being fat.

Fast-forward to 2011, Dunkey (Powerword: Jason) is no longer fat and starts making shitty game commentaries and animated shorts. He quickly gained fame and was hailed as a League of Legends all-star.

Dunkey soon met a mouse-voiced girl who he called "Mouse Bitch". This Asian whore was the first naked women Dunkey ever saw and she pretended to be his boyfriend via League of Legends and Skype. Once the Jews over at Youtube started forking over cash to Dunkey (who is probably also a Jew), he decided it would be a good idea to move down to Texas to meet Mouse Bitch in person. Once he arrived, Dunkey realized that Mouse Bitch wanted nothing to do with him in real life. Dunkey moved into a shitty apartment in Texas where he lives alone. He is now fat, very fat.

These days Dunkey is attempting to turn over a new leaf. The Jews over at Machinima started to stop paying him for some reason, so he's decided to move back in with his mommy and lose his weight.

Vocabulary

Word	Translation
VideoGameDucky	Where Dunkey gets his videos from
Dunkey	Donkey
Dingis	A general insult; stupid person
Drendis	See Dingis
Bongon	See Dingis
Booker	Facebook
Birdmen	Twitter
BigBoy	Big Mac
Dunyons	Onions
MightyMan's	Large
StandBy	Sprite
CluckerBites	McNuggets
Bumberton's Delight	BBQ Sauce
Kessen	Tekken
PaPaMeal	Dude
Gramfix	Graphics

The Anthem Of Dunkey

Lift the weight, Lift the weight

Kill the Pickmen, dance with the doggy

Shake the bottle, piss on my face brother

Pet my hand, pet my hand

Fight the man, better than Red-Steel

Stab the steak, eat your meal

Shoot the banana, fight the nose

Jump on the banana. chop the lettuce, don't forget the cheese.

chop the lettuce, don't forget the cheese.

Toast the buns, french the fries.

Toast the buns, french the fries.

Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors.

External links

• videogamedunkey
•  downrightdariusnotevenclosebaby

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