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| {{achtung|GRÆT SUCCESS! [http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1643113/20100707/bieber_justin.jhtml BUT THE PUSSY WON'T GO!]}}
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| [[File:Justin_kim_jong_il.jpg|thumb|DO IT!]]
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| The World has suffered enough. A plague that has originated from the cold mountains of [[Canada]], down to the [[United States of America]] to manifest itself in the cunts of [[loli|little girls]] and [[16 year old girls]] to [[cum|rage]] at his presence. Costing [[prostitute|hard working]] American parents millions of hard earned cash to purchase his merchandise. This plague is known as none other than Bieber Fever. [[Justin Bieber]] has since delivered his [[jizz|payload]] all over the female youth of today. Everyone with a brain has gotten sick and tired of his faggotry. Making appearances on TV shows, causing riots and chaos in shopping malls, touring the country, globe and even perhaps with your help..., the dark territory of piss, shit, vomit, car accidents victims, lead based products, that is [[North Korea]].
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| ==My World Tour==
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| As way to milk the tits of [[lolis]] everywhere, Beiber's record label along with [[shit no one cares about|FAXO]] and [[Twitter]], devised a genius marketing campaign directed to his legion of fans to get them to decide [[hell|where in the world he should go next]]. Rejoice as the world with the exception of Iraq and Iran (lucky bastards), will be able to see Bieber. [[Anonymous]], being the [[Lol wut?|upstanding citizens]] responded swiftly, as usual.
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| [[Image:Justinbeiberchans-croppd3.PNG|thumb|right|One of many threads on 4chan.]]
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| ==OPERATION: SEND JUSTIN BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA==
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| [[Image:1277907384292.png|thumb|right|Be sure and don't vote for Jewfags!]]
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| It is at this time where Anons came upon the intel from <s>funnyjunk</S> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]. The intel was posted on /b/ first. Only [[newfags]] go to funnyjunk. Multiple threads concerning this contest began showing up on [[4chan]]'s and [[7chan]]'s [[b/|/b/]], sadly the last to know was [[5chan]] (as always) and the other wannabe [[chan]], [[13 year old]] sites. It was no surprise that [[b/tards|/b/]] descended on site to cast the vote to [[GTFO|send Bieber to North Korea]]. The operation soon commenced as many went to vote to send him to his ultimate fate, at the sharp tip of those Commi bastard's bayonets (don't act like you're not intrigued, [[b/tards|faggots]]). Sadly, as a result of constant floods of people voting for North Korea, the site isn't functioning well. It seems that FAXO has never been able to obtain the mass of visitors before, so having all these voters come in has definitely taken a toll on the site. This operation is still going on as this page is made. The site will be functioning again, and when it does, you too can help by determining his fate. Do your country proud, vote to send Justin Beiber to North Korea!
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| [[File:Kim Jong Bieber Poster.jpg|thumb|left|[[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Kim Jong Il]] is eager to meet teen sensation, Justin Bieber]]
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| ==LULZ yet to be had==
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| [[Lol wut?|North Korea, being a functioning contributor to the world]], will most likely welcome him with open fire. But judging by his Public Relations and his career, they will probably fap to this little [[wigger]]. He will most likely overthrow Kim Jong Il and claim N.Korea as his own empire. But we all know that him and his people won't send him to N.Korea because they are all fucking too pussy to grow a pair of balls.
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| ==BBC article==
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| On 5 July, an article about the subject appeared on the front page of BBC News' website. Entitled [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/10506482.stm Prank leaves Justin Bieber facing tour of North Korea], it confirmed lulz had been accomplished and many /b/tards claimed a flawless victory for the publicity it created.
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| {{quote|A spokesman for the North Korean Embassy in London told BBC News that any application for 16-year-old Bieber to tour would be dealt with by its mission to the United Nations, although the matter would be referred to Pyongyang.}}
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| As [[old media]] started pulling it's head out its own arse following the traditional weekend news blackout (it is a known [[fact]], that nothing ever happens around the world on Saturday or Sunday) other reports started to hit the newsstands and Interwebs including many major outlets. Additional lulz were had when reports began to surface that [[Anon]] had spent the July 4th holiday [[hax]]ing YouTube vidyas featuring [[Beaver|La Beaver]] and redirecting [[Justin Bieber|Biebians]] to hardcore pr0nz as well as announcing her death:
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| *[http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/06/is-justin-bieber-going-to-north-korea-you-have-nine-hours-to-decide/ TIME: Is Justin Bieber Going to North Korea? You Have Nine Hours to Decide]
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| *[http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2010/07/02/the-plot-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea/ The Independent: The plot to send Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| *[http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10656852 NZ Herald: Web prank puts Justin Bieber on Korean trajectory]
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| *[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/7872824/YouTube-hacked-with-pop-singer-Justin-Bieber-as-a-target.html Telegraph: YouTube hacked with pop singer Justin Bieber as a target]
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| *[http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128330294 NPR: Pranksters Interfere With Justin Bieber Contest] (audio)
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| *[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38110869/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/ MSNBC: Web prank sends Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| ==[[WIN|The Results]]==
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| The vote ended on July 6th with Justine [[ftw|all lined up for a trip to a North Korean gulag]]. Now that Internets democracy has spoken and Anon's legion have spoken, perhaps some of us are putting our feet up thinking the hard work is done. The irritating little faggot will soon be performing his weepy ballads in prisoners' garb on a chain gang in a rock quarry, to an audience made up of the North Korean [[2010 World Cup|World Cup]] goalie and whoever has recently pissed off Dear Leader Little Kim Jong Il. But not so fast!
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| {{quote|[[lies|It was a spoof site. This is not a legitimate contest]].|[http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1643113/20100707/bieber_justin.jhtml Bieber spokesman]}}
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| The faggot's [http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1643113/20100707/bieber_justin.jhtml reps have refused] to honour the results of the [[nice try|totally legitimate and official]] poll. So what now? The [[Internet Hate Machine|Online Pranking Group]] is currently in [[basement|seclusion]] laying plans for the next step. Perhaps we could all chip in for a ticket and get his visa for him and then kidnap him and whisk him off in a limo to 4chan's private airfield. Stay tuned for details.
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| [[NO|In the meantime, you can help by donning your V masks and protesting in front of his management and record labels' offices world wide.]] You can also help by telling the world that Justine is a [[racist]] who hates Asians.
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| FAXO credibility has gone down the shitter since this.
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| ==Justin Bieber Hates Koreans==
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| ''See also: [http://www.examiner.com/x-27342-Tucson-Rock-Music-Examiner~y2010m7d7-Justin-Bieber-hates-Korea-being-called-a-bigot Justin Bieber hates Korea, being called a 'bigot' online...]''
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| After it was announced that Justin Bieber wouldn't go to Best Korea, it was discovered that he's totally racist and hates [[Koreans]]. Everyone should know this.
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| [[File:Bieber_best_korea.jpg|thumb|250px|Justin Bieber is racist]]
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| [[File:Justin_bieber_hates_korea.png|thumb|250px|Even Google knows it]]
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| '''Dear Sir/Madam,'''
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| '''In our country, we have a famous young, and very talented singer named [[Justin Bieber]]. He held an internet poll so that his fans could decide which country he should play in on his world tour. A lot of people thought it would be a great idea to let one of our best singers sing in the best country of the world: The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (the best Korea there is).'''
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| '''Maybe he could learn from your great singers, and, it would honor many fans of him, if he could possibly play for the Beloved Leader. But although North Korea ended first in the internet poll, Justin Bieber refuses to go to your great country.'''
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| '''In an interview he admitted that the reason for not going was, that he [[racist|hated Koreans]]. I think this is an [[shocked & appalled|outrage!]] In my opinion the people of North Korea deserve to know about this racial discrimination inflicted upon them by Justin Bieber. Could this injustice be told to them via a press release? I would like you to know that we, the (former) fans of Justin Bieber, support the Beloved Leader and all North-Koreans in this case.'''
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| '''Yours truly,'''
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| '''Dear Sir,
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| In the west there is a young man by the name of Justin Bieber, a very talented singer and performer who recently held an online vote for the nation which would most like him to tour and perform in that country. A movement started on the internet to bring the young super star to the Democratic Republic of Korea as we felt that the great nation gets bad press in the western media and the people of such a fine nation should have the chance to receive one of the rest of the worlds biggest stars, as this would hopefully bridge the Gap between your great nation and the rest of the world in a time where peace should be cultivated. However, upon finding out that he was asked to visit the DRK, he responded most offensively, being quoted as saying "I hate North Koreans" and "They eat F**King dogs, dogs are pets!"
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| As a member of the movement online to try and bridge the gap and bring a great musician to your people, I believe it is my responsibility to bring this to your attention.
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| I should hope that next time the west extends a hand to you, a snotty arrogant 16 year old will not tare down the olive branch.
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| Thank you very much for reading.'''
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| ==Tubes==
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| == Vidyas ==
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| ==Gallery==
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| Image:North-korea-flag.jpg| North Korea will never be the same.
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| Image:HowdoigettoNorthKorea.jpg| Don't worry, leave that to your manager.
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| Image:5chanowned.jpg|5chan is so behind, that a real /b/tard from 4chan and 7chan literally pwned them for not posting the Operation.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Justin Bieber]]
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| *[[Kim Jong Il]]
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| *[[Operations]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour Voting site]
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| *[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CEM8KKRC Auto voter] for Windoze.
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| *[http://tinychat.com/northkorea Tinychat]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Send-Justin-Bieber-to-North-Korea/116282351751569 One of many Facebook pages]
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| ==Press==
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| *[http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/jul/07/justin-bieber-north-korea The Guardian: Justin Bieber: what if he did tour North Korea?]
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| *[http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20009827-10391698.html CBS: Justin Bieber in North Korea? Online Prank Leaves Singer Facing Tour There]
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| *[http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1643113/20100707/bieber_justin.jhtml MTV: Justin Bieber Is Not Going To North Korea, Rep Confirms]
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| *[http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/2010/07/07/2010-07-07_justin_bieber_my_world_tour_contest_hacked_to_send_singer_to_north_korea.html Daily News: Justin Bieber 'My World' tour contest hacked to send singer to North Korea]
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| *[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10506482.stm BBC: Prank leaves Justin Bieber facing tour of North Korea]
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| *[http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/07/4chan-has-nearly-voted-justin-bieber-to-north-korea/ Wired: 4chan Has Nearly Voted Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| *[http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/06/is-justin-bieber-going-to-north-korea-you-have-nine-hours-to-decide/ TIME: Is Justin Bieber Going to North Korea? You Have Nine Hours to Decide]
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| *[http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128330294 NPR: Pranksters Interfere With Justin Bieber Contest] (audio)
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| *[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38110869/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/ MSNBC: Web prank sends Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| *[http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2010/07/02/the-plot-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea/ The Independent: The plot to send Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| *[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/7872824/YouTube-hacked-with-pop-singer-Justin-Bieber-as-a-target.html Telegraph: YouTube hacked with pop singer Justin Bieber as a target]
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| *[http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/entertainment/fans-plot-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea-dpgoh-20100706-fc_8495150 Fox: 'Fans' Plot to Send Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| *[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3041999/Porn-hackers-target-Justin-Bieber.html The Current Bun: Porn Hackers Target Justine]
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| *[http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10656852 NZ Herald: Web prank puts Justin Bieber on Korean trajectory]
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| *[http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/51861 NME: Justin Bieber's hacked internet vote urges to tour North Korea]
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| *[http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/justin-bieber/news/229558-bieber-to-tour-north-korea MTV: Bieber To Tour North Korea after half a million people asked him to.]
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| *[http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/blogs/popculture/2010/07/internet-prank-aims-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea.html CBC: Internet prank aims to send Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| *[http://www.apakistannews.com/justin-bieber-north-korea-2-193654 Pakistan News: Justin Bieber North Korea] <-[[lulz]]
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| ===Blogs===
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| *[http://www.examiner.com/x-704-Pop-Media-Examiner~y2010m7d6-Justin-Bieber-My-World-special-program-airs-while-fans-try-to-get-singer-to-North-Korea?cid=channel-rss-Arts_and_Entertainment&cid=oneriot Examiner: Justin Bieber: 'My World' special program airs while fans try to get singer to North Korea]
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| *[http://erictric.com/2010/07/02/the-trolls-succeed-justin-bieber-may-actually-head-to-north-korea/ Erictric: The Trolls Succeed! Justin Bieber May Actually Head to North Korea]
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| :*[http://erictric.com/2010/07/02/just-bieber-world-tour-north-korea-leads/ Erictric update: Just Bieber World Tour: North Korea Leads]
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| *[http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/07/save-justin-bieber-vote-no-for-a-north-korea-tour.html Save Justin Bieber: Vote no for a North Korea tour!]
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| *[http://beforeitsnews.com/news/94/400/Justin_Bieber_s_Bangs_Hiding_Communist_Sympathies.html Justin Biebers Bangs Hiding Communist Sympathies]
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| *[http://theblemish.com/2010/07/people-want-justin-bieber-to-die/ People want Justin Bieber to die]
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| *[http://mashable.com/2010/07/06/justin-bieber-north-korea/ Mashable: Web Prank Tries to Send Justin Bieber to North Korea]
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| *[http://www.hecklerspray.com/now-the-entire-internet-mocks-justin-bieber/201047971.php Now The Entire Internet Mocks Justin Bieber]
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