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[[Image:NickBrink_LOLHACKED.jpg|thumb|right|250px|WTF [[HAX]].]] | [[Image:NickBrink_LOLHACKED.jpg|thumb|right|250px|WTF [[HAX]].]] | ||
'''Anderson Lee Aldrich''' a.k.a. '''Joclings''' ([[Deadname]]: '''Nick Brink''') is a [[1337|l33t]] [[Hacker|hax0r]] and [[Pedophile|pedophile]] from [[Texas|Texas]] that graduated from [[CSIII|CSIII]] at the top of his class and weighs well [[Over 9000|over 9000]] kilograms. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on [[4chan|child porn sites]] and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll immediately attempt to overpower you with his [[Whale|fat]] and tell you all about his [[Fail|success]] on the internet. When he's not [[Sex|hunting for kids]] to lure into his [[Pedophile|sexual fantasies]], you can find him indulging in [[Anime|worthless Chinese cartoons]]. Like all [[Weeaboo|intellectual individuals]], he's tried to take a trip to the [[Japan|holy land]] so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an [[Antisocial|antisocial]] [[Loser|loser]] to [[North Korea|best country]] where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up [[Trap|women]]? | |||
Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he now lives with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. | |||
[[Last Thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | |||
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Revision as of 07:07, 22 November 2022
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn. | ||
Anderson Lee Aldrich a.k.a. Joclings (Deadname: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r and pedophile from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he's not hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you can find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?
Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he now lives with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating.
Last Thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!
Aliases
Aync
Joclings
Noclings
Modnick
TheAzzbackward
howtoodothings
Words of wisdom
Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.
—Nick Brink in denial. | ||
—Who wouldn't trust this master hacker? | ||
—DDoS coming! | ||
—Someone's going to get rooted! | ||
—Master doxing skills. | ||
—He has connections. | ||
—Nick Brink the undoxable. | ||
—He's delusional, Jim. | ||
—Nick Brink, the hacker on steriods realizing he has an ED page. | ||
—Help me!!!1!111! | ||
YouTube
Like all prepubescent boys, Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.
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