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[[Last Thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | [[Last Thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | ||
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Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of [[Bullshit|wisdom]]. | Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of [[Bullshit|wisdom]]. | ||
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=YouTube= | == YouTube == | ||
Like all [[13-year-old boy|prepubescent boys]], Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to [[YouTube|YouTube]] in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself. | Like all [[13-year-old boy|prepubescent boys]], Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to [[YouTube|YouTube]] in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself. | ||
<center><youtube>vUK5X1DbiuI</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>vUK5X1DbiuI</youtube></center> | ||
=Club Q Killer= | == Club Q Killer == | ||
In November 2022, Aldrich went to a [[Colorado]] [[Hell|LGBT Nightclub]] and decided to do God's work for him. Tired of waiting for [[AIDS]] to do its job, Aldrich killed 5 and injured 19. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT [[An hero|kill himself]], although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few [[headshot|headshots]]. | In November 2022, Aldrich went to a [[Colorado]] [[Hell|LGBT Nightclub]] and decided to do God's work for him. Tired of waiting for [[AIDS]] to do its job, Aldrich killed 5 and injured 19. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT [[An hero|kill himself]], although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few [[headshot|headshots]]. | ||
Aldrich did manage to waddle home after the shooting, and might have had enough time to flee the country, but instead the fat blob made a "threatening" video where he dared the police to come and arrest him. Maybe it's all part of his genius plan, as he's now in custody and awaiting trial for five counts of first degree murder. | Aldrich did manage to waddle home after the shooting, and might have had enough time to flee the country, but instead the fat blob made a "threatening" video where he dared the police to come and arrest him. Maybe it's all part of his genius plan, as he's now in custody and awaiting trial for five counts of first degree murder. | ||
== See also == | |||
* [[Randy Stair]] | |||
* [[High Score]] | |||
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[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 09:21, 22 November 2022
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn. | ||
Anderson Lee Aldrich a.k.a. Joclings (Deadname: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r, pedophile and Fag Killer from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he's not hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you can find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?
Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he now lives with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating.
Last Thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!
Aliases
- Aync
- Joclings
- Noclings
- Modnick
- TheAzzbackward
- howtoodothings
Words of wisdom
Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.
—Sec swatting you | ||
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YouTube
Like all prepubescent boys, Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.
Club Q Killer
In November 2022, Aldrich went to a Colorado LGBT Nightclub and decided to do God's work for him. Tired of waiting for AIDS to do its job, Aldrich killed 5 and injured 19. Similarly to the gays in the bar, Aldrich was stunning and brave in his decision to NOT kill himself, although maybe he was just worried the body fat would mean he could tank a few headshots.
Aldrich did manage to waddle home after the shooting, and might have had enough time to flee the country, but instead the fat blob made a "threatening" video where he dared the police to come and arrest him. Maybe it's all part of his genius plan, as he's now in custody and awaiting trial for five counts of first degree murder.
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