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Despite claiming to be a [[pretend|"communinist"]], he exploits his editor by not paying him jew-gold that he stole from him, and offered him a full time job just for him to tell him to go and fuck off. The editor posted this on his own subreddit, causing his own subreddit to actually have some braincells for once and mock Hasan. After being caught he quickly payed his editor for his [[idiots|fans]] to continue dickriding him. | Despite claiming to be a [[pretend|"communinist"]], he exploits his editor by not paying him jew-gold that he stole from him, and offered him a full time job just for him to tell him to go and fuck off. The editor posted this on his own subreddit, causing his own subreddit to actually have some braincells for once and mock Hasan. After being caught he quickly payed his editor for his [[idiots|fans]] to continue dickriding him. | ||
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He also spends a huge amount time at [[waste|luxury]] places for a so called [[pretend|"socialist"]], which are overpriced for sake of getting more jew-gold of low-minded customers who think it's more [[marketing|fancy]] that non luxury places far less expensive. He even has an massively overpriced 3 million dollar house that looks like absolute shit and worse than less expensive houses. Some where quick to defend for shilling to overpriced house because they were nice, despite house looking like an it was built by apes. | He also spends a huge amount time at [[waste|luxury]] places for a so called [[pretend|"socialist"]], which are overpriced for sake of getting more jew-gold of low-minded customers who think it's more [[marketing|fancy]] that non luxury places far less expensive. He even has an massively overpriced 3 million dollar house that looks like absolute shit and worse than less expensive houses. Some where quick to defend for shilling to overpriced house because they were nice, despite house looking like an it was built by apes. | ||
Revision as of 11:48, 22 November 2022
HasanAbi (Powerword:Hasan Piker) is an Turkish libertarian socialist commentator affiliated with the The Young Turks known for being a complete failure for arguing political beliefs. He became famous from dick-riding Destiny's cock, for his own selfish gain. He had a series on Failbook through TYT called "The Breakdown" that nobody ever watched as it was complete dog-shit. Despite only barely passing his GPA in Senior year, Hasan thinks he is some expert on political subject matter. His political views are probably stolen Reddit as his political takes are complete hourse-shit, to the point that even he knows they are shit as he can't argue for is life one reason why his fuck-minded political takes should be listened too jack-shit. Sometimes he will admit that his takes are complete ass and he should retire talking about politics all together.
His personality can be described as try-hard edgy "Brocialist", "Brogressive", and "Bernie-Bro". It is as unoriginal as his political takes and is only their to distract you from the fact he is worthless human being for his own ego. When he he get butthurt, he goes on massive temper tamtrums smashing his computer so his mom can take care of him. When he isn't spewing his bullshit takes, he is white-knight egirls who he never able to get being the sad loner he is. He shows his lust to hide the fact he is sad simp by pretending he will get laid on by one worthless e-whore, when is actually a sexless man who will can never get pussy.
His only fans are a bunch 12 year old girls who actually find this piece douchebag trash "conventionally attractive". Yes somehow are people actually want to suck his cock, of course his fans are a bunch of underage B& that will doomed to the perma-virgin lifestyle just like him.
Destiny drama
HasanAbi got no views due to the fact his political takes were complete shit. However then he had idea to boost visibility of his own retardation, what If got on a more popular streamer stream to spout my political dog-shit to leach of their success. So he started going on the pedophiliac fat fuck Destiny who somehow better political takes than his sorry-excuse of an ass. He debated with Destiny along-side Sargon of Akkad and Fuentes. Now was able increase his own ego of better political commentators.
However after using Destiny for clout, he turned on him "presumedly" because of his opinion on saying nigger and not the fact he no longer needed to cock-ride of that big loser Destiny. He stabbed in the ass to get radical commentator's to praise him like he is some kind of god.
Hasan supports terrorism
When he was talking about Dan Chrewshaw's eye being SHOOP DA WOOP he praised Majahadeen fighters for being brave by standing up themselves by having anal sex with Dan's eye as proud victory, and the fact the American deserved 9/11. This got him banned of Twitch leading to him issuing a half-assed apology TYT and crying that he needed his uncle to help babysit him.
This made many diehard Americans butthurt over the fact someone dared to say America wasen't the best place in the entire universe to the point that even Fox News lost their shit over some nobody on the internets comments.
His uncle surprisingly actually stood up his fat ass for his own nephew's sperg and fought for his precious win by hosting a session with him on TYT. Unsurprisingly Hasan was publicly shamed by his own uncle as he was able to realize that his nephew was a nothing but a mistake, while Hasan spews his Islamic agenda about how the American are complete idiots and the actual people who flew the planes into the towers are unsung heroes.
Hypocrisy
Despite claiming to be a "communinist", he exploits his editor by not paying him jew-gold that he stole from him, and offered him a full time job just for him to tell him to go and fuck off. The editor posted this on his own subreddit, causing his own subreddit to actually have some braincells for once and mock Hasan. After being caught he quickly payed his editor for his fans to continue dickriding him.
He also spends a huge amount time at luxury places for a so called "socialist", which are overpriced for sake of getting more jew-gold of low-minded customers who think it's more fancy that non luxury places far less expensive. He even has an massively overpriced 3 million dollar house that looks like absolute shit and worse than less expensive houses. Some where quick to defend for shilling to overpriced house because they were nice, despite house looking like an it was built by apes.
White Knighting
HasanAbi has liking for sexy hot egirls that he leach off to get more clout for talentless streamers who get millions of jew-gold getting horny men donate money to see their assests that make more money than what Hasan wishes he could make. Hasan only been able to be a perma-virgin like he was destined to be despite his attempts to get pussy. He tries to pretend that he get all these chicks to suck on his small cock despite the girls wanting nothing to do with him as they can't make money off his blatant white knighting to them. He is also open about wanting to fuck Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and is desperate for her to smash him. He thinks
Hasan involved with pornographic actress named Janice Griffith, however he was never get fucked remained a singled loner as she realized he only wanted her for his big assets he doesn't deserve. In fact she spent more time with his own dog than her own boyfriend because it was more tolerable than Hasan ever was. She probably cared more about the dog than Hasan has ever payed attention to it.
Alex Jones
Hasan is massive fanboy of the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and has dicksucked him for his entire life. Alex Jones made segment on him where he basically roasted his bullshit political takes. Hasan didn't care about the fact he hated his content due to kissing Alex Jones and was happy that his god Alex Jones noticed him for sucking huge balls at giving political opinions.
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