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| :''Disambiguation: the acronym '''CP''' may instead stand for '''Cartoon Pornography''' (aka '''CarP'''), for this please see [[animu]], or more specifically, [[hentai]]. It may also refer to the [[Chans Portal]]. It may also refer to [[CHILDPROTECT]], Wikipedia's new policy.
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| [[Image:1224477320013.jpg|thumb|left|CP: get it Wednesday]]
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| [[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]
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| [[Image:CP_Directions.jpg|thumb|left|Because of this image, all other images on [[Ebaums]] contain child pornography]]
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| [[Image:Childporn.jpg|thumb|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]
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| [[Image:loli statue.jpg|thumb|right|[[doing it wrong|Not CP]]]]
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| <small>Perhaps you were looking for [[conservapedia]]?</small>
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| '''Child Pornography''' (aka '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[you|pedophiles]] masturbate to on the internet. Also known as one of the biggest [[lulz]] ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography, softcore CP is found on [[jailbaitgallery.com]]
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| Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country). Even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People|cotton pickers]] of the world.
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| The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man|you won't have to worry about prison]]! [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]
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| ==Mobile CP==
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| <Center>{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.|Denise Richie from Stop Demand
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| |your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee|An ancient Chinese proverb
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| }}</center>
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| Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.
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| Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalised.
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| 57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:
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| #"I need to look at kids getting ******"
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| #"At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
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| #"Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
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| #"I fantasise about my aunt"
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| #"I don't have children"
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| ==ZOMG==
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| ===MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT===
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| Some guy was [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/09/malware_child_abuse_images_frame_up/ framed for CP posession by his computer], or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to [[B|anyone who practises poor computer hygiene]], and in fact will [[Blowjob|go down]] in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.
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| ===THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?===
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| If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that [[Snacks]] is back, and that he wants [[Fukken saved|MOAR CP]] to fap with.
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| [[Sage]] is only good for covering up [[hippy]] stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following [[old meme|classic]] CPs, or [[Original Content|come up with some of your own]]. Go ahead - feed the trolls till they puke.
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| {{cg|'''CP gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:CP_crate.jpg|CP - Now available in crates
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| Image:CP icon 256x256.png|[[Photoshop|Captivate-CS3]]
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| Image:Facebookcp.jpg|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
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| Image:CP supplies.jpg|Where [[you|sick fucks]] get CP</gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg|[[William Shatner|Canadian Pussy]]
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| Image:CP-Train.jpg|Canadian Pacific Train.
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| Image:Cprail.jpg|And alternately Rail
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| Image:Chrétien tory attack ad.jpg|[[Jean Chretien|Canadian Priminister]]
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| Image:Candlewick Press.gif|Do U get the [[Pedobear|bear]]?
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| Image:CaptainPlanet1.jpg|Captain Planet
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| Image:Captain_price.jpg|[[Call_of_Duty_4|Captain Price]].
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| Image:Coordinateplane.gif|Cartesian Plane
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| Image:Cp07videothumb.jpg|Fashion designer Cassette Playa
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| Image:Castrationfromteeth.jpg|Castrated Penis
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| Image:Catching predators.jpg|Catching Predators
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| Image:CatPoop.jpg|Cat Poop
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| Image:Picard.gif|Captain Picard
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| Image:Carl Palmer.jpg|Carl Palmer
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| Image:CPlogo.png|Cedar Point
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| Image:Retardedtoad.jpg|[[Retard|Cerebral Palsy]]
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| Image:Cheerleading pirate.jpg|Cheerleading Pirate
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| Image:Chikinf00kr.jpg|[[Chikins]] Poultry
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| Image:COCAINE IS BAD FOR YOU by TR0LLHAMMEREN.jpg|[[Gothzilla|Captain Ponyhawk]]
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| Image:Childs_play_banner2.png |[[Pedobear|Child's Play]]
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| Image:Guitar scale.gif|[[guitar|Chord Progression]]
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| Image:ALSOCP.jpg|[[Star Trek|Chris Pine]]
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| Image:Cinderellas prince.JPG|Cinderella's Prince
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| Image:see_pee.jpg|City Paper
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| Image:Metrocop full.jpg|Civil Protection
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| Image:pedobear_in_pool.jpg|Closed Pool
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| Image:Clownpron.jpg|[[Insane Clown Posse|Clown Porn]]. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
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| Image:Obama_monkey_nigger.jpg|Colored President
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| Image:Colouring pencils.jpg|Coloring Pencils
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| Image:hammerandsickle.png|Communist Party
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| Image:Ken_Hoang.jpg|[[Tourneyfag|Competitive Players]]
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| Image:Concertpianist.jpg|Concert Pianist
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| Image:Schlafly angelical.JPG|[[Conservapedia]]
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| Image:Control_point.png|Control Point
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| Image:CookiePuss.jpg|Cookie Puss
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| Image:Bmw10.jpg|Cooler People
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| Image:Negropunished.jpg|Coon Property
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| Image:John-stamos1.jpg|Cool Person
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| Image:Cooterpie.jpg|Cooter Pie
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| Image:Copy-Pasta.jpg|Copy Pasta
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| Image:Creepypasta.jpg|Creepy Pasta
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| Image:FT-Staccy.jpg|[[BDSM|Corporal Punishment]]
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| Image:Tay zonday rain.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Colored Person]]
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| Image:171-0505100334-216168-71174.jpg|Crack Pipe
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| Image:Creatine_phosphate.png|Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
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| Image:UF 20071208 Cthulhu and Crud Puppy.png|Crud Puppy
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| Image:Cunt Punt.jpg|Cunt Punt
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| Image:Cyan_purse.JPG|Cyan Purse
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| Image:CP System board.gif|[[Street Fighter 2|Capcom Power]]
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| Image:RHCP.jpg|Chili Peppers
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| Image:Corn Pops.jpg|Corn Pops
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| Image:Cocoa Puffs shirt link.jpg|Cocoa Puffs
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| File:Philip Garrido lol.jpg|[[Creepy Phil]]
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| Image:Evenwomenloveit.jpg|CP cup.
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| Image:Childporn2008.jpg|Camp for aspiring child pornography [[retards|stars]]
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| Image:AboutCP.jpg|I <u>knew</u> those fucking cats were involved.
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| Image:Chicago-Pneumatic-logo.png|CP machinery.
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| Image:Rick-sanchez.jpg|[[Rick Sanchez|Cuban Pinhead]]
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| Image:Mustbecp.jpg|Must be CP
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| Image:Blood_CP.jpg|CP in Blood
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| Image:DeliciousCP.jpg|Cheese Pizza
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| Image:CodPoints.jpg|CoD Points
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| Image:Cuban Pete.jpg|Cuban Pete
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| Image:Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X.png|Check point!
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| </gallery>|}}
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| [[Image:Merge.jpg|thumbnail|right|Now more versatile.]]
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| ===I'M POSTING CP===
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| If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the [[Prison|irl banhammer]]. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a [[Sick fuck|/b/rother]]. Unless you're a [[furry]]. (If it's an April video, you're fine.)
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| {{cg|'''CP? In my /b/?'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>Image:26x.jpg|No more CP for you
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| Image:Usbcp.jpeg|[[USB Cable|The ultimate sauce for CP]]
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| Image:CPgetsyoubannedblankIP.jpg|CP gets you banned
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| Image:4LittleGirls.jpg|You [[Sick fuck|SICK FUCK]]!</gallery>|<gallery>
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| <!>Image:G.HanneliusPedoSeal.jpg| GirlLove Symbol<!>
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| Image:20_to_life_loli.jpg|Soooo worth it!
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| Image:Girlscrewing.jpg|Start up the van!
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| Image:Average child.jpg|pr0n?
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| Image:Fuckthem.jpg|Fuck them, fuck them!
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| Image:Shota away.jpg|Asking for it.
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| Image:Cp lookout ownage.jpg|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
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| Image:YallNiggasCP.jpg|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
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| Image:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
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| Image:Look_for_the_bear.jpg|Howto find CP
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| <!>Image:my-child-is-sexy.jpg|Hmmm...</!></gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
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| *[[12chan]]
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| *[[Codey Porter]]
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| *[[AnonTalk]]
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| *[[Einsidler]]
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| *[[FBI]]
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| [[Fukken Saved]]
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| *[[Darknet]]
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| *[[Hiding Files]]
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| *[[Jo%C3%A3o Bernardo]]
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| *[[Lolicon]]
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| *[[Pedobear]]
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| *[[R@ygold]]
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| *[[Tor|Torpark]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[[Wikipedia:CP violation]]
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| :*[[Wikipedia:National Child Victim Identification Program|The world's largest database of child pornography]]
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| *[http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NYSE:CP NYSE:CP Publicly traded - invest today!]
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20091025075753/http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed CP with clothes.]
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| ===News===
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| *February 25 2009: [http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/02/pimping Wired loves CP and Pimping]
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| *November 4 2011: [http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/05/us/life-sentence-for-possession-of-child-pornography-spurs-debate.html?_r=2 New York Times: Life sentence for CP]
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| *November 13 2011: [http://www.3news.co.nz/Search-for-child-pornography-becoming-normalised/tabid/423/articleID/232604/Default.aspx 3News: searching for CP is normal now] by Brook Sabin
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| *April 18 2012: [http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/counterproductive-catchall-sex-offenders Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all]
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| * August 7 2014: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons] ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.
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