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Pixel Gun 3d

Pixel gun 3d (Or Call of Autism : Advanced Retardation) is a Minecraft rip-off of a game for the Jewish IOS and The android OS along with winhoes mobile, developed by some Russian 1337 guy called Alex Krasnov with his company Rilisoft, it quickly became a Jewish app for charging people at kike-orgasmic prices for virtual jewgold. (Warning, exposure to this will make your IQ drop to 3 and bitch about everything)

what the fuck is this shit?

As mentioned before (slightly). PG3D is a gayme for the IOS,Android and windows mobile fuckfest, the games campaign is bleak as 4chan's future , it follows some dickface who's house gets assraped by zombies, after killing said zombies , he goes through the same shit , killing more and more shit until you reach the final mission where suddenly (*gasp*) a portal opens to the next campaign world (oh dear god)

The other campaign world

After falling through the portal, the dickface of a protagonist finds a girl that is going to be raped by a furfag in a chicken suit, after raping said furfag with a peashooter , the girl/hoe_/Bitchtits explains that she woke up a dragonkin fat who then got a severe case of butthurt and sensed his otherkin fag minions to rape the normal (though blocky) people and convert them to otherkin faggotry , the campaign then just involves the same shitty ass procedure :

1) spawn 2) shoot the otherkin shitheads 3) restart all the fucking time due to being hit 4) b0ss fight 5) same as step 3 6)??? 7) PROFIT!!!

The ending

After assfucking every otherkin minion of the dragon and then raping the dragon , he tells the Protagonist that he hasn't always been the cube shaped dickface , he then proceeds that he needs help from the player and flies with them

So far , NO FUCKING 3rd CAMPAIGN WORLD

multiplayer

This is the section that most people have a love/hate relationship and how everything goes , first off, the weapons and how they work :

. a snowball gun shooting one snowball to the back is much more dangerous that having your ass being filled with RPG rockets or dozens of 50.Cal sniper rounds perforating your worthless neckbeard face.

. A tiny push of air can assrape mechs , destroy sentry gun and annihilate a human like nothing while a 40mm grenade launcher can't do fucking shit against a wooden helmet.

.sentry guns that can detect even cloaked players.

.how your grenades only have the blast radius of a weeaboo's cumshot while everyone else's have a blast radius of a fucking MOAB.

.How running with a M202 FLASH rocket launcher is faster than running with a fucking MP5 ( A loaded M202 weighs about 13kg , an MP5 weighs about 4 Kg).

.how a basscanon has more range than a fucking Barrett.

.How a carrot slapping you is much more lethal than being di-fucking-ssected with a chainsaw.

.How your shots can't do shit against anyone while other player's gun become fucking anti-air guns.

How a flare gun that can carry ONE round carries three rounds in the same barrel.

.how a bow and arrow can pass through everything but a ANTI-MATERIAL rifle cant PASS THROUGH A FUCKING HEDGE.

.a water pistol is much more leathel than a fucking plasma rifle (because a tiny trickle of water is much more life threatening than having your ass mutilitated by plasma fire)

Armour

Although this sounds nice but in reality, armour can't do fucking shit unless you go full Jew and hack the game to give you infinite gems and gold :

Wooden : newfag armour which is Weak as shit but somewhat protects your ass from lead.

Iron : Amateur fag armour, can be helpful in all cases

Gold : semi-Old fag armour that according to rilisoft, a metal weaker than iron is more suited for anti-ballistic armour duty.

Crystal : Near-OP armour , expensive as shit and gives you near invincibility. Gives you 36 shields Max

Ruby : according to rilisoft once again, a glass like material which is fragile as shit is somewhat more suited For ballistic protection that iron or diamond, this is the physical form of Autism, Gves you 44 shields Max

Adamat : hey, remember how ruby armour is autism in a physical form ? Its time to think again shitface! This is the true form of autism, goofy looking as shit but is the most durable armour, giving you 50 Fucking SHIELDS, unlike the other armour , this costs in gems.

Guns and other shit

Like all FPS, PG3D has a variety of (fucking shitty ass) Guns and weapons to help you win (or die all the fucking time). They're all separated in 5 categories ; Primary , backup , melee , special and premium (now explosives). Some of these cost in Jewgold while some are entirely bought in JewGems.

Primary

The primary section is filled with AR's , (shit) Shotguns and a LMG is there.

Simple shotgun : More like "Simple shitgun amirite?! , to /k/ , this weapon is a Icthia 37 , it has the lowest damage of all the shotties , takes 2 WHOLE FUCKING CLIPS TO TAKE DOWN A ASSHAT WITH WOODEN ARMOUR!!!

Best friend : one again to /k/, this is a H&K MP5A2 with a fixed stock , its good as a last resort if you're low on good pew pews but in the long run, its shit.

Combat Rifle : America , fuck yea! (Lol no) This will piss off all of the americunts and /k/, the Combat ROFL is a M16A3 which is one of the first weapons bought , weakest of all of the starter ARs (only 1 point stronger than a MP5). Still shit when fully upgraded as you waddle at the speed of a SJW whale.

AK-48 : Actually a AK-47 (Bizzare as they can just call it the AK-47 as PG3D was developed in Russia) this weapon can ACTALLY kill with a few concentrated bursts to the body or a few hits to the head , Maximum lulz happen when its fully upgraded.

Elite Rifle : To the Americunts, this is an outrage , Based of the French Nexter FAMAS F1 , this is the most expensive Starter ROFl but in return, it has the ROF of the M16 and the damage of the AK , fully upgraded , this gun rapes the living shit out of OP fags, has the highest mobility of all AR's and the second most powerful ARs.

Steam Power : a tri-barreled shot gun which is twice as powerful as the "simple shotgun". Has the highest mobility of all shotties and cannot be upgraded.

Plasma rifle : Copy and paste of the Fallout plasma rifle , has a 2X zoom, decent mobility and a good Ammo cap, downfall is that IT TAKES THE WHOLE FUCKING AMMO POOL TO KILL SOMEONE!

Water rifle : Because surely having lead whacking into your face at the speed of sound is less leathal than a water gun , annoying as shit as the projectiles are fucking stealthy.

Automatic Peacekeeper : A 'Muricans wet dream , based off the M134 Vulcan , this gun makes your run (waddle) as fast as a feminist from shakesville , has the highest ammo cap in all the game and can shread shit, can be upgraded.

Brave patriot : More like brave shitriot amirite?! A Thompson SMG which fires slow as shit , but has fucking sniper rifle accuracy.

"Eindringling" : SIEG HEIL!!! The German MP40 is a weapon you should fucking buy , has amazing damage , good ammo cap and a nice ROF , Use this with a Nazi Officer skin for the Lulz.

Hellraiser : Americunts rejoice! This will lead America into victory! (Lol no) A H&K XM8 prototype rifle designed for the Americunt military , has the highest Damage of all Assault ROFLs but the Recoil jiggers all over the fucking place , often shooting the walls instead of the target, even if they're 1mm close to you.

State defender : Copy + paste of the M1927 with a few changes , can't defeat the MP40.

Marksman rifle : Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud , based of the Austrian Steyr AUG A1 , shares the highest mobility blessing with the FAMAS

Heavy shotgun : OH GOD NO! Its based off the PANCOR jack(off)hammer , loud as shit as anyone can hear the gun from the fucking edge of known space

"Predator" : Every OP fag carries this , to /k/ , this is a Saiga S12 with a 15 round drum , can hit someone even IF THEYRE AT THE FUCKING OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!

Assault Machine Gun : Autism in its purest form, somewhat lighter than a FUCKING SMG and can somewhat kill a player from the other fucking side of the earth.

Rapid Fire Rifle : Actually a P90 which is a SMG , absolutely rapes every OP Fag in a few microseconds basically but expensive as shit.

Dual Uzi's : HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS , once you hear the pair of Uzi's parap , commit suicide faggot.

Photon shotgun : Because 2 OP shotguns weren't enough, Rilisoft had to anally fuck this shitstick in , OP as hell but thank god it can't do a Predator and hit someone from the other side of the map.

backups

Every-fucking-one uses this in game, composed of clip fed or internal reloading shit:

Pixel Gun : the starer pistol and the namesake of this fuck stick of a game, surprisingly OK , takes 4 headshots to kill someone with full wooden armour.

Fast death : to /k/ , this is a Austrian Glock G18 , good mobility , good damage , decent ROF with a big ass clip , upgraded fully and it becomes an assault ROFL, killing daters on Pixel gun with a G18 is also known as "Cock block by the Glock".

Golden eagle : Looks good, acts shitty , the ROF rapes your hand , damage is nil and it's accuracy is non-fucking-existent, can be upgraded and acts a little better.

Killer Mushroom : Also known by /k/ommandofags as the Belgian FN Herstal FnP 45. Rapes everything , every fucking round is straight,upgrade it fully and you can anally kill everyone with this.

Plasma Pisstol : Copy+Paste from Fallout , shitty except for its AOE , be a Jew and save up for the " hot" plasma pistol.

Old Comrade : Because according to rilisoft , the Mauser C96 was a pistol used by the USSR when clearly it EXISTED IN 18-FUCKING-96 AND USED BY THE GERMANS! Can't be upgraded but is a portable rape cannon.

Powerful Gift/ Steam Revolver : A S&W Model 29, this gun is the fucking godsend against OP fags, kills a fully adamat fag in half a cylinder to the head, comes with a 4X zoom and can be upgraded.

Hot plasma pistol : Much better version of the plasma pisstol , use it with a jetpack for carpet bombing Lulz.

Water pistol : Srsly?

Flower power : according to Rilisoft Once - fucking - Again , flowers are much more lethal than a .50 cal bullet to the face. Has a fucking huge Area of Effect, used by Leelah alicorn supporters who then get raped by a player with a Steam revolver.

Dual SMG's: again according to rilisoft , two 45.acp SMG's somewhat have a bigger damage out put than A FUCKING BARRETT ANTI MATERIAL RIFLE. Only paid by jewgems , loosely based of the Czechoslovakian Scorpion Vz.61 , it has the highest ammo cap in the back up section, it can be upgraded (oh dear god)

Dual revolvers : not as annoying as the SMG's but still annoying as you can't see shit, Like the steam Revolver, its based off the S&W Model 29, only upgraded once, bought in jewgems then upgraded by jewgold.

Executioner : This is autism of all the back up weapons , has a fucking wall break effect (Because clearly a 1kg handgun has the same stopping power as a Gauss ROFL) Used by Fags and pussies who can't survive the might of the C96. Thank god its a rented weapon (actually as of the 10.00 update , it is now a buyable gun permanently)

Dual hawks : Rilisoft thought once again that 2 dual wield weapons weren't enough , its the most op of all the dual wield shitsticks.

Photon Pis(s)top : Another AoE weapons that has no accuracy , use it with hitman boots for the lulz.

Melee weapons

No guns , only melee , FINAL DESTINATION

Combat Knife : the starters melee weapon , its a M9 combat knife , shit damage and shit Attack speed but its only good for mobility.

Warriors Axe : Edgy as fuck , its mobility is good when fully upgraded , becomes a fucking sniper target also when fully upgraded.

Miners pick : Originally a pickaxe then Mojang got their buttholes really tight and sued Rilisoft for copyright (Because surely Minecraft includes people going apeshit with AKs) now its a bastartd child of a hammer and a pickaxe , it's a good melee weapon.

Knight's sword : The white knights favourite melee weapon , its got the highest mobility in the starter melee , fastest attack speed and the best damage , fully upgraded, it can even match up to the 1337 swords.

Lava (fail) Flail : a fiery mace , previously it was a cactus, has the largest reach distance.

Chain(BAWWWW)saw : the first "gotta accelerate at a high velocity" weapon , can't be upgraded.

Pig hammer : Every Feminists favourite weapon , isn't surprising as they're plastered all over it.

Dark force saber : Its confusing how lucasarts didn't sue Rilisoft's ass for copying the lightsaber but mojang got there asses butthurt over a pickaxe, one of the OP weapons.

Fire demon : the OP fags main melee weapon of mass anal massacring , essentially a sword on fire, blessed with the highest mobility and damage , second highest attack speed.

Carrot sword : Rilisoft must have been injecting a lot of shit into themselves to think that everyone wants to go beating the shit out of people with a sharpened carrot was the shit. Basically a slight downgrade of the fire demon , blessed with the fire demon's mobility and attack speed though not as strong.

Katana : now every weeaboo can go around and pretend they're Yuno Gasai with their anime skin (and then get pot shotted by a sniper). A Japanese katana , its blessed with the highest attack speed and damage but isn't as light as the fire demon or carrot sword. It caused weeaboos to cum in their cum-clogged pants as they saw their idolised sharpened piece of steel slicing the shit out of noobs with axes.

Storm Hammer : The OP fags wet dream , blessed with the highest mobility of all melee weapons , the highest damage as well and it has a AoE effect , if you see this in a server, do a hero on the spot faggot.

Special

Filled with Sniper ROFLs, other shit and more shit, essentially everyone camps with these guns.

Hunting rifle : According to half one of the PG3D, this is a Mauser Kar 98K with a scope but to the other half , its a M40A3. The truth is that its shitty. Has the lowest damage of all the guns (Yet it kills in 2 rounds to the head), every "MLG" sniper will always be equipped with this.

Brutal headhunter : Hey, remember the Barrett 50.cal from MW series? Its here... And it's Awesome (sorta) , kills anyone up to gold in 1 headshot , is OK but it takes it up the ass to reload.

Guerrilla Rifle : /K/ shall cream their pants in happiness , the GR is a SVD that when fully upgraded, it becomes the second coming of Christmas, rapes everything, even OP fags tremble when a oldfag player is equipped with a fully upgraded SVD.

Chain thunderbolt : This...Fucking...Gun, if you hear the sound of electricity flying, do a hero on the fucking spot, one of the most OP guns in the Special (Needs) Sections , it gets equipped with a 2X zoom which is fucking useless , considering that everyone with this gun hipfires all over the place.

Flaming volcano : The Chain ThunderFag's Un-OP brother , throws fire at a high speed , can't be upgraded but can burn the fucking shit out of everything, dress up in a Nazi skin for Lulz and entertainment for hours.

Dater Hater : Because a low velocity arrow is waaaaaaaay much more lethal than a 50.cal or even a 7.62 bullet, essentially a OP fags version of the crossbow.

Hunter's Bow : Weak but spams everything , previously can shoot through walls, it upgraded brother got downgraded but it now can one shot a player up to iron to the head.

Freeze ray rifle and Dragon's breath : Faggotry in its purest form, will fuck your shit before you could see where the Faggot carrying this pile of overpowered shit.

Prototype : OP weapons 2 , electric boogaloo in a nutshell, can pass through every-fucking-thing, if seen by a fag carrying this, said faggot will keep shooting you over and over and over and over fucking again. It can be upgraded and useful for camping like the cheap faggot you are.

Impulse Rifle : Autism in a rifle form, if you can hear this gun firing , here's what to do ;

1. Quit 2. Delete app 3. Chop off your dick 4.??? 5. PROFIT!!!

Any way , its pure autism , its so OP it makes the PSR fully upgraded feel like its underpowered, once again, used by cheap faggots who can move their fucking asses at least a millimetre.

Tactical bow : Hunter bow ; electric boogaloo , paid entirely in gems and a 4X zoom , has higher damage than a barret 50.cal

Eletric strike : God has left us , the bastard child of a three-way orgy between the chain thunderfail , the Barrett and a rocket launcher , annoying as fuck as OP fags circle jerk over this gun.

Premium

Doesnt matter if the game includes Assault Rofls, handguns, snipah rofls and other shit because everyone will fucking use this instead.

Flare gun : FAIL

Grenade Lawlcher : MOAR FAIL

Apocalypse : less fail but can ACTUALLY hit shit

M202 : called something that I can't remember, WILL FUCK YOU UP.

Anti-Gravity Blaster : Pure Autism , apparently stronger than a RPG , annoying as fuck as even if you stand 100 feet away from the blast zone, it still manages to fucking kill you.

OXBADCODE : Weak but fun as ball as you can blast off to Mach five-fucking-million if you rocket jump with this.

Solar Ray Cannon : OP fags wank off to this annoying shitstain , even if you're 20000000 miles from the blast zone , Good luck faggot as this Pussy gun will still kill you regardless how far you ran.

Mine launcher : prepare to get your ass to be filled with mines all the fucking time when faggots spam this shitheap towards you.

Laser Minigun the unholy combo of Autism , the prototype and a minigun , Costs a shitton of gems and its ungoldy as Satan himself , Every OP fag begs rilisoft to give them this in exchange for their virginity, annoying as fuck as the projectiles will ALWAYS FUCKING LOCK ON YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER 9 FUCKING PLYAERS IN THE GODDAM SERVER.

Stinger : Brb , gonna hang myself.

Maps

Rilisoft has implemented a fuck ton of original maps for players to get buttfucked by campers in 700 different ways. Though some are restricted to certain game modes.

Sky islands : Big but as of now , a campers wet dream as you can pot shot anyone from anywhere. Available on every gamemode except Deadly games and Point capture.

Mafia mansion : Ctrl + Paste from De_Mafia from Cunter-strike , tight as fuck so have fun being assraped by Saiga fags in corridors. Available on Deathmatch and team death match.

Scary Pizzeria : during the V9.4.0 update , Gay animal humanoid fetishists and Autists Came in their pants after seeing the shitstain of horror games become a map. , tight as shit and has basically no room so have fun being camped, Available on Death match, Team death match and CTF.

City skyscraper : A shit fuck amount of skyscrapers , possibly takes place in CWCville, although the recommended weapons are snipers , everyone will whip out their Anti-Gravity autism and shoot you instead of each other , available on every gamemode except Deadly games.