User:Hipcrime/sexy Wikipedians

Hipcrime has jacked it 9,194,804 times to this page :^)

We will need a bigger mop

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  Alison, the sexiest Wikipedian
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  I have had a muscle worship fantasy all planned out for Courcelles, before he got fat
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  Deskana, who is rumored to have a donkey dick
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  Spit in my mouth
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  Did him at the holes last week
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  That child in Africa is all woman now
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  Jorm will make me beg for it like a bitch, while we smoke meth
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  VanTucky, whose ass hair is said to be like spun angel semen
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  I'm still waiting, Fae. Bring your boyfriend
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  Sexy as fuck, imo, but rumored to be hung like a hamster
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  Molly White offers her services
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  Fireman cosplay with Jclemens
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  John Palmer, the human toilet
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  Dick Symonds working the docks
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  Did him at the holes last week
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  Two for the price of one
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  Kevin Gorman, who has a tail
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  weev was known to dabble in Wikipedianism
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  Snottywong will write and then delete a Wikipedia article on the orgy
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  Doc James can treat the resulting AIDS
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  Newyorkbrad can supply the dungeon and the Crisco money
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  Hottie PZFUN will display the true meaning of his username
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  Max Klein will round up some hustlers from Polk Street
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  Me and Kaldari can smoke crack and freak off all night
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  Ragesoss demonstrates his skills
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  10/10
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  Working the holes
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Unsexy ancillary personnel

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  The WMF makes me a generous offer...
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  Towel girl
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  Photographer

See also

• Fanfic about former sysop Beefcake
• Another disgusting fantasy from Badmachine's diseased mind

External links

• Apparently, there are no sexy Wikipedians

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