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[[File:Scumbagmagnus.png|200px|thumb|right|in a nutshell]]
[[File:Sarina-magnus.jpg|thumb|The person inside the overpriced fursuit]]


Magnus the Dutch [[scalie|angel dragon]] is another [[lie|original]] dragon fursona that truly looks [[shit|amazing]]. Magnus was inspired by a Great ball. Truly a masterpiece that not even Leonardo Da Vinci himself could've made up.
== About Magnus ==
The owner of Magnus is a 23 year old crazy female from Canada named Sarina who will sue the shit out of you if you call her out on her bullshit and behavior. Just another typical furry who thinks she's superior because she owns a fursuit from Skypro.
Even though she owns a Skypro fursuit she's in a lot of money problems and her family fucking 'hates' her. (Can't blame them.)
The moment when she got her Magnus suit is the moment when she quickly developed the typical asshole syndrome which somehow also makes you mentally retarded. Doesn't matter how great of a person you were before, as soon as you get infected with the syndrome there's no cure and you will slowly (or rapidly) become what you ''hate''.
You better prepare yourself for some insane stalking if you have somehow wronged Magnus. There is no ''forgive & forget'' in her dictionary.
== The fursuit ==
The fursuit was created by Skypro, a fursuit company owned by WRING WRING HERRO [[Telephone]]. Knowing that her family dog was walking with a leg full of [[cancer]] she still went for the fursuit instead and when people found out about this everybody flew into a tardrage.
She was begging for money on her GoFuckMe to pay surgery which she could've easily paid if it wasn't for that goddamn overpriced suit. Calling her out on this matter will make you a bully and will warn you that if you don't stop slandering her name that she will take legal action, which is quite ironic because there's ANOTHER story to this story.
[[File:Cancerdog.png|thumb|right|That's a lot of cancer]]
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Magnus herself has been known for harassing and bullying people online. 
== The beautiful pearl and the inferior magnus ==
Although not very clear what happened between Pearl and Magnus, it's quite obvious to say that Magnus obviously started it. I mean, she always fucking starts shit. According to sources Magnus got buttmad because Pearl didn't want to be a Dutch Angel Dragon any longer due to Telephone's nazi way of controlling her SOOPR ORIGINUL SPESHUSH and saw Pearl as a traitor.
Magnus created fake accounts on a DaD forum where she pretended to be Hyro and Pearl. But the poor dumb soul forgot that mods/admins can see your IP & the e-mail that you registered with.
{{center|<gallery>
File:Magnusforum1.png|Magnus forum account
File:Magnusforum2.png|Fake Hyro account made by Magnus
File:Magnusforum3.png|Fake Pearl account made by Magnus
File:SarinaBusted.jpg|Where the e-mail leads to
</gallery>}}
Pearl found out because the admins of the forum are her friends and asked her about it. Of course, it didn't take long for Magnus to find out and screenshotted what Pearl said. Except.. she didn't screenshot the entire conversation. Nope, only a part of it. But it was good enough for her [[retard|braindead]] fanbase.
Magnus created a whole album called ''HARASSMENT'' where she put screenshots of everybody who didn't kiss her ass or who didn't agree with her / side with her. She then later renamed the album ''PROOF'' but eventually made it password protected. a
Reminder that if you screenshot what Sarina does or says means that you're slandering her. But it's perfectly fine for her to screenshot what [[YOU]] have said about her.
Magnus later whined about being scared for her life because of Pearl. Because Pearl is obviously going to screw up her life for some retard who can't let things go.
{{center|<gallery>
File:Pearlforum1.png|The screenshot that Sarina will show you
File:PearlForum2.png|What is actually going on
</gallery>}}
== Related Articles ==
*[[Telephone ring ring]] - Her secret lover
*[[Skrat]] - Another douchebag
*[[Furry]]
*[[Scalies]]
== External Links ==
<small>''Note: Most of this has been [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|purged]], but a keen [[you|internet detective]] could replace them with [https://archive.org archives] and [https://google.com current accounts]''</small>
*Facebook: www.facebook.com/DerpsUnited
*Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/NintengirlX9
*Twitter: SaiyanHime
*Skype: SaiyanHime
*DeviantART: www.Oceana.Deviantart.com
*Steam: Deejay_Sakura
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[[Category:People]]

Revision as of 14:09, 24 June 2015