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Cole Carini is a proof for natural selection theory. He tried to organize a terrorist attack, but he failed even before he attacked. Cole belongs to incel subculture, trying to get out of this shit he tried to hit on a woman. Naturally, he failed, and this determined him to take a revenge by fucking blowing her up. He tried to make homemade TATP but because of his retardation the bomb exploded at his own home and he injured himself heavily. He lost one hand in the explosion, and several other fingers needed to be amputated. He initially claimed that his amputated hand was the result of a "lawn mowing incident" but police became suspicious after learning he was previously convicted of explosive charges.
Carini was diagnosed with ADHD and autism as a child, according to this mother, i guess it explains everything.