Cuddlepaws

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Cuddle paws, also known as Megan Scum cum, is a retarded, jewish, sexist, transphobic, fat, racist, tracer furfag who whines and complains about everything and everybody who are better off than she is. Her current age is not known but people suspect she's around 24 years old.

She is known for her constant bitching about being too poor to afford ANYTHING and being too fucking salty about EVERYTHING. If you put up art commissions in Furry groups on Facebook you better prepare your asshole for Megan to butt in and to whine about your art being shit and it being overpriced. Although we all know that even the dollar store would be overpriced in her eyes.

About

Her fursona is a wolf/husky/fox hybrid who also happens to be part dick, considering that his muzzle looks like a uncircumcised penis. And like every other typical fursona, Cuddle paws is suppose to look attractive while the owner of the fursona is fugly in real life. Her hips are so big that one side is staying in the US and the other side of her hips is currently staying in Russia. Her nose.. oh man.. her nose.. I'm pretty sure they used her nose to spike through Dacula's heart. That's how fucking big and spiky that thing is.

If you thought that was bad then wait for the ultimate keks : Megan truly believes she's more popufur than Telephone and calls herself popufur even though her page only has around 300 likes. OMGUSH SO POPUFUR! n_n

Your art & her art

As stated before, all Megan does is complain about your art being shit and it being overpriced, while in reality, it's the other way around. But not only that, Megan even has no shame when it comes to selling traced art. She doesn't even hide the fact that she traces other people's hard work and tries to profit from it.

Anthrocon

Due to being poor as shit she couldn't afford going to Anthrocon and was extremely salty about it. She would not stop posting about Anthrocon and whining about people wasting their money while it was obviously clear that she was fucking upset that she couldn't afford going to AC. And don't you dare post anything about Anthrocon because Megan will once again butt in and finger your asshole with a cheese scraper for doing so.

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Gallery

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  having sex with a blow-up dolphin
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  That's a boneR on his shirt.
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