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==Where She Seeks Attention==
==Narcissism Centre==


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JINXDROWNED is in an internet sissy fight with PrincessElizabeth013.
Please dig up lulz on them both.
THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ.
BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
JINXDROWNED IRL. Somebody kill it with fire before it reproduces.
ED sysops go in hard, no lube.

JINXDROWNED (Powerword: Hayley Marshall), is a 14-year-old dA cunt, attention whore, and long term enemy of PrincessElizabeth013. Not much is known about her, other than that she lusts over a shitty Sonic the Hedgehog character ripoff, dubbed by the dA community as "Scourge the Hedgehog", is in an intense e-battle with PrincessElizabeth013, and that she even lusts over the MLP character Discord. JINXDROWNED has a history of stealing artwork, claiming it as "her own", cuntpasting it all over her shitty dA page, and bragging about it to her imaginary friends. JINX has no life whatsoever, no wonder she spends all of her time on dA trying to be intelligent, original, and even badass. Unconfirmed sources say that she was raised by a couple of faggots in a shitty household, and therefore had a shitty home life which could explain why she's such a dumbass and a fail troll on the internet.

JINX discovers ED

Sometime around May 2015, JINX somehow discovered the PrincessElizabeth013 article. As with most newfags, she thought ED was her personal army and that it was the perfect time to get back at her, so she made a sock account, which of course is now b&. In the sixty seconds prior to her brutal ass ræp, she made a few attack-edits to the article, such as this. Apparently, she was trying to write herself into the article, or some shit; however, her attempts at establishing self importance failed, and she is now back to shitposting her journals about people she hates all over dA, probably trying to unite the hordes of tartlets to get them to do her evil bidding.

==Erin's senpai!==


It turns out that the sonicfag is obsessed with another deviantART user * JINXDROWNED, hoping to have Jinx eat out her herpes ridden pussy before she her from using her bases which sent the porncess into a bitchfit rage, yelling at Jinx while she was on vacation and waiting desperately for her to return, hoping her senpai would notice her.

This escalated into Erin herself making several "I HERT JINXDROWNED" journals, sending her white knights after her due to butthurt, even making an anti-JINXDROWNED petition to try and get her off of deviantART and FurAffinity.

After Jinx made a whopping three rants on Elizabitch she swore to get revenge on Jinx for not licking her asshole and fisting her every night. She has tried herself to make the shitstaisn of youtube she called rants that she BAWWWWWWWLETED within only 3 or so hours of posting it. But you can still lose brain cells by watching latest and still living rant where she bitches and moans via typing like a pussy about other users who have passed on facefucking her whenever she wants.

You can still see several lol-filled pictures Jinx made of Erin Shithony (as she likes to call her) on her deviantART and watch the rants on her youtube channel by the same username.

—JINX, trying to write herself into PrincessElizabeth013's article.

Banned from ED

Here's an older journal entry, posted on June 1, 2015 about her getting the treatment from ED sysops. As with all of her journal entries, their only purpose is to gain attention from her followers on deviantART. The funny thing about this is, is that nobody gives a shit that she got banned from ED, or any other site for that matter, and as a result nobody reads them. Being as fucktarded as she is, she openly admitted to promoting herself on ED through editing herself into her arch-enemy's article.

Um, okay???
Journal Entry: Mon Jun 1, 2015, 6:30 PM

So right after making an ED I get banned because I
mentioned myself on Erin's ED page.

... And this is after I see people on ED mention
themselves in articles and they don't give two f*cks
about it.

Kay bro.

Not really gonna work considering I have a way to get
back there with a new IP address sooooooooooooo ID
blocking me won't help.

But I'll worry about that later considering other people
got EDs after me so if I need something done I can get
them to do it.

Found that funny cause like it was actually funny and I
wasn't promoting myself anymore than I had to.

And if I wanted promotion I would have done it in a
more relevant way. Not by begging a joke website to
do it.

Eh, win some lose some. What can I say? It's not like I
really wanted to be on that site a whole lot, I just did it
for the h*ll of it.

~Jinx

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Not really gonna work considering I have a way to get back there with a new IP address sooooooooooooo ID blocking me won't help.
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—JINXTARD, apparently unaware of the bureaucrats' CheckUser utility.

Though she claims that she "has a way" to circumvent getting banned, she wrote in her journals that she "has a way" to change her IP address and get back on ED "undetected". What she fails to realize is that IP addresses can easily be traced and blocked with the use of CheckUser, so even if she manages to change her IP address, her short-lived spree of editing herself into articles, and otherwise being highly contaminated with USI, will be over in seconds, and most likely, another butthurt journal entry detailing how she got banned from ED (again) will come flying out of her fat ass.

Reaction to the article

After she saw an article about herself on ED, she wrote a couple of shitty dA journals about it, and even accused Erin (or PrincessElizabeth013) of writing the entire article, even though her account was brutally ræped the same day she made it. The journal entry was a complete lulz-fest, and nobody even took her seriously. It mostly consisted of shit nobody cares about, for instance, her failed attempt at gaining attention from her "followers" on dA; in fact, this is probably the reason why she even writes these shitty "journals" in the first place. She claimed that her ED article actually "helped" her gain more watchers on her dA channel, when in reality, people just subscribed to her completely out of curiosity after reading this article, and will probably eventually unsubscribe in the near future due to intense faggotry. She even claimed that the fact her Twitter account was linked in this article, it gained her more fans and followers, which is total bullshit, considering that nobody with half of a brain in their heads would subscribe to her horrible dA channel, or her shitty Twitter account. More or less, it was probably the same degree of curiosity that led to more people into following her account, but as time goes on, they'll probably unsubscribe after seeing her face, or watching any her videos.

The lulzy journal entry:

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 26, 2015, 3:53 PM

So Vivi brought my ED page back into attention and oh HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was it a joy
to look at.

I'm not even being sarcastic. I'm laughing at how desperate Erin is to sound edgy and
2cool5school. Though I will say this.

I didn't mention anything but someone's made a rumor that me and Vivi have been f*ckin' n'
sh*t and that Vivi's a pedophile. I want to put that rumor to rest now.

Vivi is no pedo. I care a lot about Vivi. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I F*CK HER ON A DAILY
BASIS NOR DO I WISH TO.

I'm f*ckin' 14, Erin. If you want to f*ck everybody in sight that's just you. Not every 14
year old wants to whore themselves out to every last thing that breathes.

If I ever decided to have sexual relations with Vivi that would be when I am of legal age.
And right now I'm not WORRIED about that because my head isn't always about "MMMM
SMEXY TIME" cause I actually HAVE A LIFE.

Yes, I can be perverted. Who isn't? But to have sex with Vivi? Someone who's 23????

YO BRO UNLIKE YOU RPING WITH A 20-SOMETHING GUY ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA HAVE SEX
WITH HIM I DON'T DO THAT SH*T

When I RP with Vivi we do a number of different RPs. Our agenda is not to get off. It's to
enjoy the other's company and to indulge in a world of fiction. Not to give little hints about
how we'd like to eat each other's a*s.

And another thing about that. I see that you've added a white knights section that includes
Vivi, Beatrice, and Cassie and I'd like to talk about that.

1. Thank you for confirming you're a transphobe by calling Vivi "tranny" and that I want to
f*ck her. Quite interesting. Ya know, you've pissed me off before. But how's about I DO act
like I f*ck people on a daily basis and f*ck you over? OH WAIT! YOU DID THAT YOURSELF,
DIDN'T YA DEARIE?~

2. Why call Beatrice cockblocker #1? We've never even considered the fact we have any
romantic feelings for each other and I DON'T have romantic feelings for her. Beatrice is both
mine and Vivi's friend, but a cockblocker? Again, WHAT KIND OF 14 YEAR OLD DO YOU THINK I
AM??? DO YOU KNOW HOW ANTI SOCIAL I AM OR????

3. Calling Cassie cockblocker #2. Oh boy, ain't that interesting. Ya know, I find it funny that
you think messing with her is how you'll drive me nuts. Yes, I am extremely protective of
Cassie and the second someone touches her in a negative way I will take pleasure in ripping
their dick off and force feeding it to them. HOWEVER merely calling her "cockblocker" and
adding her to a white knight list when she doesn't get involved in drama other than maybe
something involving you makes no sense.

Also, thanks for adding my picture and saying how ugly I am. I'm cool with it cause I know I'm
f*ckin' ugly. I don't like my reflection whatsoever. But I will say thanks for adding one of my
more favorite pictures from a video I made to cheer up a friend. My hair was flat ironed and
had hair chalk streaks in it that day and it look quite cute. You really know how to
compliment even the worst features in me, don't cha?

And finally THANK YOU for making that ED page to begin with. I've actually gotten MORE
watchers coming in BECAUSE of viewing the page. You even added in my Twitter page! Tell
ya what, I got an Inkbunny, Tumblr and Miiverse! Go ahead and advertise those so I can get
more followers and watchers! I'd appreciate the publicity! 8D

So, Erin. Go ahead and insult me. Go ahead and show EVERYONE EVERY LAST THING I'VE SAID
AND DONE ON HERE

I'LL

STILL

WIN

I was actually having a bad day yesterday. I should have looked at that ED page! It woulda
cheered me right up!

Thanks again Erin for the laughs. And one day when you try and kill someone I'll make sure
to visit you in prison every day just to piss you off with my presence.

~Jinx

Retarded Comments Below

Videos

JINXY's JewTube video collection. Most of them are rant videos about PrincessElizabeth013, and some other people that nobody cares about. The only video she has that's not a rant video is a shitty livestream video for her YouTube channel.


Lo and behold, the actual fucking rant.


Another fucking rant. For a fucking hour.


Somebody kill it with fire.


JINXY talks about overweight women, like herself.


Some shitty voice-over for some dA faggot.


Ovar 900 autists.

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External Links


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See Also

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