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| [[Image:Craigmonglerfixd.png|thumb|Typical Gay.com profile.]] | | [[File:SuckthatDuckie.jpg|320px]][[File:SuckthatDuckie.jpg|320px]][[File:SuckthatDuckie.jpg|320px]][[File:SuckthatDuckie.jpg|320px]] |
| [[Image:Pinkballoon.jpg|thumb|"Out" on a Gay.com date]] | |
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| A web site in which gays are known as [[meth|shady players]], [[size queen]]s and [[fat|queen sized]] whores. The site is well known for its [[shit|quality]] chat rooms and its [[retard|bright]] collective of [[YTMND|users]]. They also have many articles within the site but who the fuck cares. Most guys frequenting the site smell like [[poo]], guzzle down a half gallon of [[cum]], [[piss]] in each others mouths and have [[incest|orgies]] with their family members. The abundant bug catchers and givers lurking within these chat rooms make it a friendly place to catch [[AIDS]] and other wonderful [[STD|STDs]]. Gay.com is also planning a charity to raise money for the world's biggest [[tubgirl|bath house]], consisting of [[lemonparty|lemonparties]], water sports with [[HIV]] patients, a [[Habbo_blockade|pool of piss and cum]] and a [[slut|well-trained]] dolphin with whom to have [[Mr._Hands|sexual experiments]]. The project will start sometime as of 2008 and may be located somewhere in [[NYC]] if all goes well.
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| == The Experience ==
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| Most users undergo the typical reaction of cringing upon logging into the site's chat room, though it is nowhere near as bad as that of [[RealJock]]. At times they may want to commit [[murder]]. [[noob|Users]] should be warned not to waste your time on here arguing with these pompous pigs. The gay.com folks only want to pursue their dreams of being a [[whore]] and convince you that you should be like them because they want to get a taste of your tube steak.
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| Some people reported they were attacked with [[penis|HIV infested needles]] upon meeting a total complete stranger. Some have even been kidnapped and made into [[prostitutes]], only to be later killed and used as human furniture. [[W|Some]] are even said to have met [[Osama Bin Laden]] for a quickie. One user claimed his room smelled like a urinal after his first log in.
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| == [[Gay|Fun]] Things To Do On Gay.com ==
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| Be a [[Fag|hamburger daddy]] and pretend you're interested in someone, eventually letting them take you out to lunch, being a little flirtatious. These suckers will soon think you will suck them off and offer to pay dinner and at times you may get [[buttsex|freebies]]. Then when they want to take you home to their place, just bail out and make some stupid excuse.
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| Another fun thing to do is to make up fake screen names and add [[goatse|photoshopped]] versions of other users pictures. Use your imagination and make a creative profile to [[defamation|defame]] these cum gargling whores. Now you're set to do a little [[Fag-bashing|gay whore bashing]] in the chat rooms. Another way to cause lulz is by pretending to be someone else and sending gay.com whores to their jobs. You can also find a victim and send him to your most hated enemy.
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| Image:Lemonparty.jpg|Gay.com chatroom meet-up
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| Image:Gayvertising.png|Gay.com's core competency is highly personalized marketing.
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| Image:Gaycomad.jpg|Moar gay.com advertising. You'd think they'd know
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