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'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', commonly known as Kengle by CWC followers, is a bookkeeper who is somehow an unironic fan of [[Chris-Chan|Chris-Chan's]] [[Sonichu]] comics. Originally from Florida, he currently resides in Rhode Island where he lives with his parents. Loosely inspired by Sonichu, Kengle decided to create his own comic called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'' where he gets to show off his Photosho Dreamweaver skills. He spends most of his days posting shitty artwork and [[shit|clay turds]] on his Facebook page.
'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', commonly known as Kengle by CWC followers, is a fat, unemployed accountant from Florida who is somehow an unironic fan of [[Chris-Chan|Chris-Chan's]] [[Sonichu]] comics. He currently resides in Rhode Island where he lives with his parents. As a result of his uncanny Sonichu obsession and constant need to get the attention of Chris, Kengle decided to create his own comic called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'' where he gets to show off his subpar Photosho Dreamweaver skills. He spends most of his days posting shitty artwork and [[shit|clay turds]] on his Facebook page and leaves love notes to [[Pixyteri]] and Gloria Tesch frequently.  


==Introduction==
==Introduction==


Kenneth is a part-time book keeper who lives in his elderly parents in North Kingstown, Rhode Island.  He has a bachelor's degree in Business Administration with a concentration in accounting. Occasionally, he has posted on Gloria Tesch's public Facebook page. Known as the "lolcow collector" he has been friends in the past with [[Pixyteri]] until she closed her Facebook and still remains friends with Chris-Chan.
Kenneth is a part-time book keeper who lives in his elderly parents' basement in North Kingstown, Rhode Island.  Much like Pixyteri, he has a bachelor's degree but prefers to spend his time stalking Chris-Chan on Facebook or fapping to the latest batch of Gloria photos


[[Jace Connors]] however was notably hostile towards Kenneth and at one point issued death threats to him on Twitter.
He's best known for clumsily attempting to befriend other notable internet figures such as [[Jace Connors]], [[Pixyteri]] and most notably [[Chris Chan]]


While Kengle may sometimes "adopt" interests of other lolcows, this is true only in a general sense. The best example of this is his artwork "Sonichen and Rosechen". While it may seem like a balant [[Sonichu]] ripoff, in actually there is very little similarities between the two.  Kenneth also makes retarded art sculptures that best resemble aborted fetuses.   
Kengle will typically "adopt" the interests of the lolcows he's pursuing. The best example of this is his balant [[Sonichu]] ripoff, creatively titled "Sonichen & Rosechen".  Kenneth also makes retarded art sculptures that best resemble aborted fetuses.   


He's known for randomly skipping from project to project with little sense of commitement. 


==Discovery==
==Discovery==


Kenneth was discovered around 2012 when he began obsessively commenting on [[Chris Chan]]'s Facebook posts.  He also joined the Kiwi Farms[https://kiwifar.ms/] but was banned, then readmitted, then banned again over a fallout with Champthom.  He now has his own thread[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/kenneth-erwin-englehardt.1869/] on the forum, which is currently at 160 pages and counting. Depsite his odd character, he is actually quite popular on Facebook and there is a soft-spot for Kengle on Kiwifarms.   
Kenneth was discovered around 2012 when he began obsessively commenting on [[Chris Chan]]'s Facebook posts.  He also joined the Kiwi Farms[https://kiwifar.ms/] but was banned for being a sperg.  He now has his own thread[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/kenneth-erwin-englehardt.1869/] on the forum, which is currently at 160 pages and counting.   


==Dox==
==Dox==


Kengle has long been public with his dox, and has posted it many times. However, he's such a boring [[tard]] that there's literally no point to trolling him. While he puts out a lot of material, the vast majority of it is simply Yahoo news articles and updates on his website. While popular on the farms, by and large compared to other lolcows, Kengle tends to be fairly placid if not outright monotonous.
Kengle is notoriously indiscreet with his private information on the internet, as a result he's doxxed himself multiple times. However, he's such a boring [[tard]] that there's literally no point to trolling him. Kengle is a bored lonely old man that will talk to just about anyone. He's also very gullible and will believe just about anything that is said in a convincing manner.  


==Links==
==Links==
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Failbook[https://www.facebook.com/kennethEngelhardt]
Failbook[https://www.facebook.com/kennethEngelhardt]


Tumblr[http://sonichen.tumblr.com/]
LinkedIn[https://www.linkedin.com/pub/kenneth-engelhardt/13/655/237/]


Twitter[https://twitter.com/PlanetGausClone]
Sonichu fansite[http://www.sonichu.org/]


His latest project[http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/]
His latest project[http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/]


[[Category:People|Englehardt, Kenneth]]
[[Category:People|Englehardt, Kenneth]]

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Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, commonly known as Kengle by CWC followers, is a fat, unemployed accountant from Florida who is somehow an unironic fan of Chris-Chan's Sonichu comics. He currently resides in Rhode Island where he lives with his parents. As a result of his uncanny Sonichu obsession and constant need to get the attention of Chris, Kengle decided to create his own comic called Sonichen and Rosechen where he gets to show off his subpar Photosho Dreamweaver skills. He spends most of his days posting shitty artwork and clay turds on his Facebook page and leaves love notes to Pixyteri and Gloria Tesch frequently.

Introduction

Kenneth is a part-time book keeper who lives in his elderly parents' basement in North Kingstown, Rhode Island. Much like Pixyteri, he has a bachelor's degree but prefers to spend his time stalking Chris-Chan on Facebook or fapping to the latest batch of Gloria photos

He's best known for clumsily attempting to befriend other notable internet figures such as Jace Connors, Pixyteri and most notably Chris Chan

Kengle will typically "adopt" the interests of the lolcows he's pursuing. The best example of this is his balant Sonichu ripoff, creatively titled "Sonichen & Rosechen". Kenneth also makes retarded art sculptures that best resemble aborted fetuses.

He's known for randomly skipping from project to project with little sense of commitement.

Discovery

Kenneth was discovered around 2012 when he began obsessively commenting on Chris Chan's Facebook posts. He also joined the Kiwi Farms[1] but was banned for being a sperg. He now has his own thread[2] on the forum, which is currently at 160 pages and counting.

Dox

Kengle is notoriously indiscreet with his private information on the internet, as a result he's doxxed himself multiple times. However, he's such a boring tard that there's literally no point to trolling him. Kengle is a bored lonely old man that will talk to just about anyone. He's also very gullible and will believe just about anything that is said in a convincing manner.

Links

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Failbook[3]

LinkedIn[4]

Sonichu fansite[5]

His latest project[6]