Jar Jar Binks: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 12:27, 28 August 2015

This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!

Prof. Bernie P. "Jar Jar" Binks, BSc, PhD, CChem FRSC

Professor Bernie Binks, affectionately known as "Jar Jar", is a professor at the University of Hull in the UK. He is not gay, nor is he a Republican, although he is a 13 year old boy. In his long life, he has contributed significantly to the field of physical chemistry.

Current Projects

Destroying the Empire (Winn Schwartau)
Particle-stabilised foams (Dulce Braz)
Particles in surfactant-stabilised emulsions (Alexandre Desforges)
Emulsions stabilised by surfactant and particles (John Philip)
Stimuli responsive particulate emulsifiers (Ryo Murakami)
Enzymes and detergency (Rebecca Allen)
Removal of particles from solid surfaces (Zhenggang Cui)
Rheology of drilling fluids (Catherine Whitby)
The Lotus effect-Engineering surfaces (Tommy Horozov)
In situ preparation of Janus particles (Tim Lees)
Corrosion inhibition (Jake Hicks)

Note

Professor Binks is an avid Star Trek fan.

External Links

Jar Jar Binks is part of a series on:
WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?

Other pages that shouldn't exist:

Amiibo - Bacon and Eggs - Bad Article - BAHDUM TISH - BITCH WHAT THE FUCK - Blank Article - Boo - Booger - Chair - Chan Ho Park - Carmencurbstomp - Crossfire (board game) - DMV - Everywhere at the End of Time - Flags - Fourth wall - Fuck What You Heard - Gallium - GOTTA GO FAST - Green Onions - Ham - Hobosexual - Honey Bunches of Oats - Horizontal lines - I a£ so drink eight now - IRL Groyper - James Bond - Jar Jar Binks - Korean cry - Lawnmower - Lead - Lodizal - MAO - Nick Offerman - Nigero - Nigger Kike Jew Jar - Nostradamus - Nuoh my god - Operation Madeupname - PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP - Parakeets - Pony - Ror - Server Maintenance - Sex Panther - Space - STOFlames - Take the meat bridge - Tele-marketers - The Warriors - Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend - Unidentified Rodian with jacket - WHERE IS THE ARTICLE? - WHO AM ARTICLE? - WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE? - WHY IS THEY AN SYSOPS? - Wunderground

This article is crap. You can help by completely re-writing it.

@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 ==External Links==
-*[http://www.hull.ac.uk The University of Hull]
+*[http://www.hull.ac.uk/ The University of Hull]
-:*[http://www.hull.ac.uk/scg/binks/bernie.htm Bernie's Profile]
+**[http://www2.hull.ac.uk/science/chemistry/staff/academic-staff/prof-bernard-binks.aspx Bernie's profile]
+*[http://scg-hull.theory-sfb569.org/ Surfactant and Colloid Group at Hull]
+**[http://scg-hull.theory-sfb569.org/staff/prof-bernie-binks/ Bernie's profile]
 {{Why is There an Article}}