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| {{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=Dvach
| | #REDIRECT [[2ch.ru]] |
| |imageboard_logo=[[Image:2ch ru emblem.png|center|100px]]
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| |date_founded=February 2006
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| |homepage=[http://2ch.ru/ <del>2ch.ru</del>], now resurrected and located at http://2ch.hk/
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| |major_boards=/[[b]]/, /[[a]]/
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| |epic_win=ZOMG NONE [[op is a fag]] 3M [[cp]] [[get]]
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| |Epic_Fail=None either
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| |right}}
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| '''2ch.ru''' (Russian: dvach) was the [[Russian]] version of [[4chan]]. It was created in 2006 and had [[fact|probably]] the most active userbase of any *chan except for [[Futaba]].
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| In early 2009 the site was abandoned by the owner, who was tired of all the [[CP]] being posted. Most people left for 2-ch.ru (Russian: tirech), a clone of the original site, now located at 2ch.hk[http://lurkmore.to/2ch.hk].
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| ==Background==
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| [[Image:Zoi.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Zoi in his human form]]
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| It is just another fucked up imageboard. Russian, actually, which explains it. However, unlike Futaba there are no [[Racism|restrictions for foreign IP’s]], hence [[spam|everyone can post]].
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| Russian [[moot]] is called [[Yaoi|Zoi]], but, [[Lie|unlike]] [[moot]], he is [[fat]], [[ugly]] and [[Vladimir Putin|straight]].
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| ==Boards==
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| Dvach consists of [[Over 9000|more than 40]] boards: 6 discussion (site discussion, [[anime]], philosophy and other shit no one cares about), 25 special interest boards (cars, bikes, books, [[games]], [[Geek|programming]], [[music]], [[cats]], [[gay|fashion]] and so on) and whole 12 boards devoted solely to [[animu]].
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| [[Image:Ruscensored.JPG|thumb|130px|The Russian government began cracking down on illegal websites in late 2008. Dvach went down in January 2009. Coincidence? [[Prove me wrong|I THINK NOT]].]]
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| Dvach also has a random board located at http://2ch.hk/b/ so you won’t miss it. It was created following the example of the big [[Bro|/b/ro]]. There are no rules, so everybody can post anything he or she want (except illegal stuff, it's [[illegal]] to post [[CP]] in Russia and it can [[Lie|result in being b& and v&]]). /b/ also adopted 4chan’s talking style with its [[Retard|specific slang]]. Dvach's /b/ board is, unsurprisingly, most popular. It used to get at least 5 million posts per day, and due to this (actually, due to endless meaningless spam by [[Rozen Maiden]] [[fags]] and [[Unix|Perl programmers]]) every post has to be verified by [[CAPTCHA]]. Doesn't stop spammers from spamming though.
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| Hentai ([[Hentai|/h/]], [[Tentacle rape|/ho/]], [[Yuri|/y/]], [[Yaoi|/u/]] and [[Cake|/ls/]]) boards were hidden and [[pr0n]] boards are closed due to [[attention]] from Police and KGB. That’s what dvachers prefer to think, as sometimes dvach indeed consists solely of [[pr0n]] and [[cp]], due to floods (“wipes”). In fact, dvach once raided pedo forums because [[Nerd rage|it was pissed off]] by their constant spam and arrogant replies. The closing decision was made a few months ago when dvach's admin Zoi [[Attention whore|wanted to win]] the [[Shit nobody cares about|Best Runet Site Competition]] prize. Of course, he [[fail]]ed. Since than all adult-content-posters freely migrated to the Random board where now you can find almost anything you want, except real girls.
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| == Glorious people of dvach ==
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| [[Image:Cosplay 2ch.jpg|thumb|150px|Typical discussion: Yo. I want to know, what character can I cosplay? Tell me please. Thank you in advance. Also my height is 1.8 m, weight is 72 kg. Pic related. — You can [[cosplay]] a turd.]]
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| As any other popular chan, dvach is largely stratified. Major groups were:
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| * [[Shota|Schoolboys]] (does not actually mean that such poster still attends high school). Dumb and immature fucks which are to be replied with [[GTFO|“hurry, go to class, its really late!”]].
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| * [[Newfags]]. Unaware of the [[Rules of the internet|rules]], trying to force retarded [[meme]]s, and such. Easy to spot.
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| * [[Oldfags]], the ones that saw the ''first'' 1-get in /b/. Largely nonexistent.
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| * [[Rozen Maiden]](Official Rozen Maiden Thread) worshippers collectively known as “Doll-chan” (also applies to Doll-chan infected board), a cross-chan conspiracy of [[aspie]]s who, no matter what, will post and post and post images of Rozen Maiden dolls into their “Official Rozen Maiden” thread. Sometimes known as Rozenkreuzers.
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| * Bydło ([[Redneck|cattle]] in [[Poland|Polish]]), word used by geeks, basement dwellers, btards and other losers to describe "normal" people.
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| * Nebydło (un-cattle), bydlo's antipode — [[elitist]], usually Russia-hating dissident writers. Easily trollable as well.
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| * Devoted [[trolls]], may appear as any of the above.
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| * [[Rozen Maiden]] worshipers moar like [[desu]]fags
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| * Whorefuckers — prostitution advocates. They like to discuss visited hookers and to troll permavirgins, basement dwellers and other dumbfucks that haven't sex.
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| ==Memes==
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| [[Image:Bbpe.jpg|thumb|200px|Valeri Sütkin [[Image Macro|macro]]
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| [[Image:Final.jpg|thumb|left|270px|Memes of the dvach]]]]
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| * '''Valery Syutkin''' — he may look and sing a lot like [[Rick Astley]], but this impression is completely wrong: he will let you down, hurt you etc by punching you in your fucking whore face. But only if you are a woman... Unfunny forced meme posted over and over by the same retarded unde[[rage]] virgin.
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| * '''[[Leonidas|Leonid]] Vasilevski''' — the most trollable person in the world. He was trolled to the point of killing his parents with a pistol (his father was a bigass official so it made it to the newspapers) and going to the militia (russian police). This by far was the greatest impact dvach had on the [[real world]].
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| * '''[[Nigra|Black Overlord]]''' (Ben Gunn, the pornstar) because 2ch.hk is an anime forum for queers.
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| * '''Nomad''' — see [[Xynta]].
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| * '''Artemy Lebedev''', the designer famous for his rich obscene lexicon that he uses in his many reviews.
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| * '''Interesting person''' — the character of two videos from [[YouTube]], shot on a mobile phone. His favorite phrase is the requirement «Saw my door!», addressed to the two policemen. "Saw" means "Created".
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| * [[Natalia Poklonskaya]] — Chief Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become waifu of anons all around the world.
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| and other, thousands of them
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| ==Mascots==
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| <youtube>7VYIyFnB9wA</youtube><br />
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| No board is complete without [[Hentai|mascots]]. Dvach posters show infinite love towards them because mascots are a substitute for the [[real life]] which none of them has.
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Vikentiy_Fesunov.jpg|Vikentiy Fesunov - real creator of 2ch.hk [http://lurkmore.ru/Викентий prooflink]
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| Image:USSR-chan.png|USSR-chan. The youngest among mascots and the oldest by chronology. Appeared in September 2006. Initially had a bad revengeful nature (killing [[Nyoron|Tsuruya]] on a few occasions) but later became just tricky.
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| Image:2ch-chan with knife.jpg|Dvach-chan. Appeared in 3 April 2007. Pigtails are there to resemble the glorious dvach logo.
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| Image:Russia-onee-sama2.JPG|Russia-onee-sama, the oldest mascot, taken from a picture of an unknown artist which depicted Asian countries doing [[sex|diplomacy]] and discussing North [[Korea|Corea]]’s intentions to launch a ballistic missile. Circa July 2006.
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| Image:Slava-chan.jpg|Slavya-chan, a [[loli|girl]] with blue eyes and blond-brown hair wearing a shirt sundress. Born in May 12, 2007. In first Slavya-chan’s thread she was already naked than on third picture and demonstrated genitals on sixths. [[Virgins|Some dvachers]] don’t like her because of this whorish behaviour, but who cares about these fucks. More prons to come, lads.
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| Image:Chan mafia.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[4chan]]
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| *[[2chan]]
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| *[[Moonspeak]]
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| *[[Engrish]]
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| *[[Copypaste of Vovan]]
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| *[[Russian Wikipedia]]
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| *[[Russian Lurkmore]]
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| {{chans}}
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| {{sites}}
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| [[Category:Rusfags]]
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