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This article is a steaming keg of rotten shit. It is completely abhorrent, and blasphemous to the good name of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

You can help by fixing it, or else we'll be forced to delete it.

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-| ''This article is a keg of '''[[shit]]''' that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s good name.''
+| ''This article is a steaming keg of rotten '''[[shit]]'''. It is completely abhorrent, and blasphemous to the good name of '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''.''
-You can help by <span class="plainlinks">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} <span title="Edit">fixing it</span>]</span> or [[Special:Log|it will be sent]] to [[Uncyclopedia]].
+You can help by <span class="plainlinks">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} <span title="Edit">fixing it</span>]</span>, or else we'll be forced to [[delete]] it.
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