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{{cg|John Locke Gallery|lockegallery|center|<gallery widths="200px" heights="90px" perrow="3">
Image:Death Note John Locke.JPG|he just showed charlie his future...OH SHI-
 
Image:Cool Guy Locke.jpg|he's also a [[pretty cool guy]]
Image:Lockecrush.jpg|[[card crusher|this pretty much sums up Locke's personality]]
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Image:Holdpen.JPG|At least you can still hold a pen?
Image:Holdpen.JPG|At least you can still hold a pen?
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Image:Lockexerxes.jpg|Locke's ancestors.
Image:Locke-in mud.jpg|OH HAI, WANTA SNAX?
Image:Normal talahassee-cap753.jpg|Oh hai. I fix'd ur sub.
Image:Locke pit d00ds in your.jpg|IZ IN UR PIT
Image:John locke bridge.JPG|2007 Nevar Forget.
Image:John locke bridge.JPG|2007 Nevar Forget.
Image:PortraitLocke.jpg|lulzy but DOING IT WRONG
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Image:Locke117.jpg|Locke 117 ruined the Monitor's.
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Image:Yep.jpg|Locke steals [[Batman]]'s notepad, [[Heath Ledger|the Joker]] then kills himself in fear.
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Image:Locke how do I-.jpg|[[How do I shot web?|How do I ruin your shit?]]
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Image:locke_shitter.jpg|Locke will wreck your shitter.
Image:locke_shitter.jpg|Locke will wreck your shitter.
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Image:Lockfuturefuckshitup.JPG|even in the future, Locke fucks shit up.
Image:Lockfuturefuckshitup.JPG|even in the future, Locke fucks shit up.
Image:LockeWillFuckUpYourHolidays.jpg|Locke will fuck up your holidays.
Image:LockeWillFuckUpYourHolidays.jpg|Locke will fuck up your holidays.
Image:Locke_(FFIX_NPC).JPG|Locke will fuck up your air cab.
Image:John_Locke_Zelda_Seagull.jpg|Will fuck up your [[Zelda]].
Image:John_Locke_Zelda_Seagull.jpg|Will fuck up your [[Zelda]].
Image:Johnlockexfiles.jpg|John Locke fucked up building in X-Files (and x-Files movie too)
Image:Johnlockexfiles.jpg|John Locke fucked up building in X-Files (and x-Files movie too)
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Image:Death Note John Locke.JPG|he just showed charlie his future...OH SHI-
Image:Cool Guy Locke.jpg|he's also a [[pretty cool guy]]
Image:Lockecrush.jpg|[[card crusher|this pretty much sums up Locke's personality]]
Image:Lockexerxes.jpg|Locke's ancestors.
Image:Locke-in mud.jpg|OH HAI, WANTA SNAX?
Image:Normal talahassee-cap753.jpg|Oh hai. I fix'd ur sub.
Image:Locke pit d00ds in your.jpg|IZ IN UR PIT
Image:PortraitLocke.jpg|lulzy but DOING IT WRONG
Image:Locke117.jpg|Locke 117 ruined the Monitor's.
Image:Yep.jpg|Locke steals [[Batman]]'s notepad, [[Heath Ledger|the Joker]] then kills himself in fear.
Image:Locke how do I-.jpg|[[How do I shot web?|How do I ruin your shit?]]
Image:Locke_(FFIX_NPC).JPG|Locke will fuck up your air cab.
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Revision as of 21:06, 15 November 2015

FACT ALERT:
John Locke will fuck up your shit.
The man himself.

John Locke is a character from the unpopular television drama Lost. In the show, this lovable skinhead often fucks everything up for the castaways. Why? Because he's Locke. If you get in his way, he's going to fuck up your shit. He is so fucking awesome, he's named after a philosopher from the Age of Enlightenment who influenced the Founding Fathers.

Locke eventually found his way onto 4chan and continues to fuck up everyone's shit. It's all part of the lulziest meme to show up on /b/ for a long time.

History

Locke was once an orphan born from a teenmommy, basement dweller, and cripple. During the attention whore emo CP lover phase of his life, he donated a kidney to his dying dad, who kicked him to the curb before the doctors were done stitching him up. Pissed off, Locke started fucking shit up. He forced an airplane crash with nothing more than the power of his mind. His crippled legs? He fucked them up so badly that he could walk again. Every season finale of Lost asks the questions "Who will Locke kill next?" He most recently managed to kill himself, then became a zombie, proving he is Jesus, then fucked his own shit up so badly he ended up dying. It was only a matter of time. The "new" Locke is actually someone else in John Locke's form. It is, however, inevitable that Locke will return to fucking up everyone's shit.

On the 4th of November, Locke became the president of the internets. This day will be remembered.

Bridge collapse? Miner cave-ins? ED:IRC? Locke fucked up their shit.

Locke will fuck up your shit. This cannot be avoided.

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