Pittsburgh Paint Job

You ever have that friend that owes you Money but they haven't ovestept the bounds of you introducing the back of their knees to a Louisville Slugger, pounding their hand with a Ball-peen hammer or just going all the way and taking them to the fun zone of giving their fingers a one way rides on a circular saw?

Well if you want to play Mafia there are rules to these kind of things and you can't start right out by breaking a person's legs or cutting off their fingers because, retard, how are they going to pay you back if they can't stand to work or have fingers to do their job with.

Yeah, we can tell by your furrowed gorilla brow that you might be getting it. Let's let that sink in for a Minute.

If you want to look like you have the sophistication of North East America and not look like those Beaners from L.A., you will start with what is commonly referred to as a Pittsburgh Paint Job.

What Is A Pittsburgh Paint Job

A Pittsburgh Paint Job is that first step a "Classy Person" uses to ask the person that they loaned money to if they like a Fuckwit.

Usually done at night, they can be done at the riskier day Time hours to show the person that owes the money just how defenseless they are.

The daytime Pittsburgh Paint Job is usually the most effective means of collecting money owed because it says that the person can buy the police, parking lot attendants and pretty much anyone that might see them.

One should not just ignore the night-time Pittsburgh Paint Job for the day time. The night-time Paint Job has the value of psychological damage in saying that you know where they live but more, it upsets the whole of the family in that your recoloring of the family car has upset the family balance.

The wife wants to know why this happened, The Kids don't want to go to School and become clingy. One little car fire in your driveway turns your whole world upside down.