Bass

You're doing in wrong!

The bass is the least important instrument in all genres of music, and therefore only cunts and faggots play this instrument. Some people may think that the bass is an important instrument, but they are fucking wrong.

History of the bass

The first man to ever play the bass was Hitler, and therefore it is an instrument for germans and jews, most people might say that this is a lie, but they are obviously jewish nazi sympathizers.

Famous bass players

Famous bass players that don't suck