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*{{ytuser|coolcatfunhouse|The fun is in wondering what the fuck you've just witnessed.}}
*{{ytuser|coolcatfunhouse|The fun is in wondering what the fuck you've just witnessed.}}
*{{twitter|coolcatlovesyou|Protected.}} Don't send a follow request unless you're a masochist (or [[/b/]]).
*{{twitter|coolcatlovesyou|Protected.}} Don't send a follow request unless you're a masochist (or [[B|/b/]]).
*[http://www.dereksavage.com/coolcat.htm Cool Cat section on Derek's website. Hasn't been touched in a while.]
*[http://www.dereksavage.com/coolcat.htm Cool Cat section on Derek's website. Hasn't been touched in a while.]



Revision as of 17:40, 8 December 2015

Moar info: Derek Savage.

Especially when you're naked.

Cool Cat is the deformed lovechild of Derek Savage after he and some random feline he met during his days as a male stripper engaged in full-on sodomy. He has since abandoned his previous lifestyle to, for whatever reason, educate kids on bullying and other shit, and the best way to appeal to kids who're unknowingly learning more about pedophilia than what the movies try to teach is to use a character who you'd wish to strangle every time he comes on screen.

Who is Cool Cat?

Diagnosed with autism at the age of seven, Cool Cat has been fighting those dang dirty bullies for years. Rather than put his experiences towards something remotely amusing, or at the very least, becoming an hero, he followed the same path as past failures. Or if you want the TL;DR version, he's a pedophile who happens to be a fan of Bubsy Bobcat (the video game world's answer to Scrappy Doo) and wears a dime store cat costume all his life to hide the festering sores he received because of wearing said costume.

Birth of a Legend

He confided with Derek due to them having the same issue and picked some random street whore to dress up like a female cat so they could fuck every Tuesday. Amidst one of their fuck sessions, Derek decided to make a movie to vent out his frustrations with the world and he convinced Cool Cat and the street whore to work with him. Derek then convinced Erik Estrada and Vivica A. Fox to appear in the movie, which was easy enough, since he got them while they were hammered. Cool Cat brought in the rest of the cast with promises of free candy and belly rubs. By their powers combined, they've created Cool Cat Saves the Kids and helped to bring Derek and Cool Cat into the brown light.

Your Movie Sucks

But of course, with every masterpiece, there's someone who'd criticize it. The first to do it was YourMovieSucks. Initially, Derek actually liked the review, and the two struck up a relationship and Derek even offered YMS a cameo in a future movie. DISREGARD THAT Derek now hates YMS and took away the offer. Cool Cat was unable to provide his opinion on the movie because he was taking a seat somewhere.

Derek chucks a fit

Srs internet biddness
Cool Cat torturing one of his critics.

It wasn't until I Hate Everything made a similar review of Cool Cat's COOOO-OOOLL movie that Derek and Cool Cat began to BAAAAAWWWW uncontrollably. In a desperate attempt to save his feline friend from doing the world a favor, Derek heroically flagged down the video. Not one to take a false flagging lightly, IHE responded to Derek and he eventually received an e-mail from him, which only gave IHE and others more of a reason to criticize him. Rather than turn tail and return to his house to yiff some moar, he made a video discussing copyright and why he believe him flagging down a review he didn't like was the right thing to do. He even went as far as e-mailing IHE again, pretending to be a team of lawyers representing the creators of another movie IHE reviewed, but even those creators didn't give a shit. But, to show that reality isn't entirely screwed, the review was revived. Cool Cat was too busy going anal on some rat haired girl to acknowledge any of this.

YMS decided to intervene, at the cost of not being able to make a cameo in a potentially shitty movie.

Where is Cool Cat Now?

Derek has recently ditched Cool Cat for a team of bimbos to leech off of in a gun safety movie. Cool Cat's whereabouts are currently unknown, though most sources say he's sharing a cell with a man who smells like an un-wiped ass., or he died from a seizure out of fear from a bully sending him an e-mail.

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