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Morgan, Anissa, and Bella were three mildly retarded [[Lolis|middle school girls]] from the mildly retarded home of [[Wisconsin|Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein]], which actually makes perfect sense. For fun they would do activities done by all unpopular kids, such as rollerskating, [[ADHD|mashing granola into Silly Putty and flinging it at the ceiling]], and [[cosplay]]. During the latter activity, Morgan would dress up like Data from [[Star Trek]], Bella as a princess, and Anissa as (we shit you not) something of her own creation called a "[[Prostitute|prosi]]-[[troll]]." Like all autistic youngsters and creepy middle-aged pedos, the girls had a fascination with [[Harry Potter]], and Morgan thought she could [[Insane|talk to Voldemort]]. As is the fate of most unpopular kids who do not [[an hero]] themselves, two of these girls decidedly to involuntarily an hero someone else. | Morgan, Anissa, and Bella were three mildly retarded [[Lolis|middle school girls]] from the mildly retarded home of [[Wisconsin|Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein]], which actually makes perfect sense. For fun they would do activities done by all unpopular kids, such as rollerskating, [[ADHD|mashing granola into Silly Putty and flinging it at the ceiling]], and [[cosplay]]. During the latter activity, Morgan would dress up like Data from [[Star Trek]], Bella as a princess, and Anissa as (we shit you not) something of her own creation called a "[[Prostitute|prosi]]-[[troll]]." Like all autistic youngsters and creepy middle-aged pedos, the girls had a fascination with [[Harry Potter]], and Morgan thought she could [[Insane|talk to Voldemort]]. As is the fate of most unpopular kids who do not [[an hero]] themselves, two of these girls decidedly to involuntarily an hero someone else. | ||
'''<i>[[Slenderman|MOAR INFO: The Slenderman]]</i>'''<br> | '''<i>[[Slenderman|[MOAR INFO: The Slenderman]]]</i>'''<br> | ||
'''The Slenderman''' was a character originally created on the [[Something Awful]] forums back in 2009, consisting of a slender, shadowy figure that [[Jared Fogle|liked to hang around children]]. | '''The Slenderman''' was a character originally created on the [[Something Awful]] forums back in 2009, consisting of a slender, shadowy figure that [[Jared Fogle|liked to hang around children]]. | ||
== The Plan == | == The Plan == | ||
[[File:Bella murder shopping list.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Proper planning (and cheesecake) is the key to a successful murder]] | [[File:Bella murder shopping list.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Proper planning (and cheesecake) is the key to a successful murder]] | ||
The plan to become the proxies of Slenderman was simple: | |||
# Duct tape Bella's mouth. This would do two things: be a nightmare to get off and prove that [[Fact|duct tape is the solution to everything]]. | |||
# Stab her her a bunch of times. | |||
# Run and find "[[What|Slenderman's Mansion]]" which is [[probably]] somewhere near Voldemort's Lair just past [[Narnia]] in [[LOTR|Middle Earth]]. | |||
# [[????]] | |||
# [[PROFIT!]] | |||
== The Stabbing == | == The Stabbing == | ||
[[File:Morgan and bella.png|thumb|right|200px|Bella (left) and Morgan (right): Taking their cosplay to a whole new level]] | |||
It probably hurt alot. Tickle me pink; but I don't think "The Stabbing" would actually appease Slenderman. He's just pissed that he couldn't get a starring role in Marble Hornets. | It probably hurt alot. Tickle me pink; but I don't think "The Stabbing" would actually appease Slenderman. He's just pissed that he couldn't get a starring role in Marble Hornets. | ||
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Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier were two young ladies from the good ol' U S of A who tried killing their friend, Payton "Bella" Leutner, to get a High Score in the hopes it would appease a mediocre creepypasta character named Slenderman. Though they stabbed Bella 19 times (in an action Morgan described as "stabby stab stab stab"), their plan ultimately failed when a cyclist founded Bella's body in the woods in Waukesha, Wisconsin and called 911. Morgan and Anissa surrendered to the police and are currently in court awaiting trial for having shit taste in scary stories.
Background
Morgan, Anissa, and Bella were three mildly retarded middle school girls from the mildly retarded home of Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein, which actually makes perfect sense. For fun they would do activities done by all unpopular kids, such as rollerskating, mashing granola into Silly Putty and flinging it at the ceiling, and cosplay. During the latter activity, Morgan would dress up like Data from Star Trek, Bella as a princess, and Anissa as (we shit you not) something of her own creation called a "prosi-troll." Like all autistic youngsters and creepy middle-aged pedos, the girls had a fascination with Harry Potter, and Morgan thought she could talk to Voldemort. As is the fate of most unpopular kids who do not an hero themselves, two of these girls decidedly to involuntarily an hero someone else.
[MOAR INFO: The Slenderman]
The Slenderman was a character originally created on the Something Awful forums back in 2009, consisting of a slender, shadowy figure that liked to hang around children.
The Plan
The plan to become the proxies of Slenderman was simple:
- Duct tape Bella's mouth. This would do two things: be a nightmare to get off and prove that duct tape is the solution to everything.
- Stab her her a bunch of times.
- Run and find "Slenderman's Mansion" which is probably somewhere near Voldemort's Lair just past Narnia in Middle Earth.
- ????
- PROFIT!
The Stabbing
It probably hurt alot. Tickle me pink; but I don't think "The Stabbing" would actually appease Slenderman. He's just pissed that he couldn't get a starring role in Marble Hornets.
Bella was stabbed 19 times due to Morgan Geyser's schizophrenia. Clearly, Morgan doesn't afraid of anything; except for Slenderman and other men with no faces . Because apparently she's scared of him and that means she has schizophrenia and you can't say anything that is below the point of a neutral statement in her weird presence.
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