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{{:Portal:Politics/Featured Article/title|Hunter Biden}}
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Hunter Biden is [[Joe Biden]]'s crack-addicted douchebag son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop were leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege "[[Joe Biden|The Big Guy]]" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as [[Obama|Barack Obummer]]'s side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of [[CP]], including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter.
'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]] who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.  


[[Last Thursday]] (i.e July [[2022]]), the hacker known as [[4chan]] managed to [[The Fappening|hack into Hunter's iCloud account]] and leak more of his [[n00dz]]. It seems even after The Fappening taught people that they should never upload their nudes to iCloud; people are still uploading their nudes there, [[Autism|thinking that nobody would ever get access to them]].


{{center|<big>'''[[Hunter Biden|(( #WHERESHUNTER ))]]'''</big>}}
{{center|<big>'''[[Klaus Schwab|(( EAT ZE BUGS ))]]'''</big>}}

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Klaus Schwab


Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.


(( EAT ZE BUGS ))
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