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'''Graal''' is a [[ | <p>Graal is an online game for Zelda fantards to go flame the fuck out of eachother on a world that totally copyright bitchslaps Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past by stealing it's tileset and <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Recoloring" title="Recoloring">recoloring</a> it, even though <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" title="Lie">the staff members say</a> that it is a <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">C++ re-creation of Link to the Past</a> (Where's the fucking Dark World?). | ||
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<table id="toc" class="toc" summary="Contents"><tr><td><div id="toctitle"><h2>Contents</h2></div> | |||
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<li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#The_Game"><span class="tocnumber">1</span> <span class="toctext">The Game</span></a> | |||
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<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Staff"><span class="tocnumber">1.1</span> <span class="toctext">Staff</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Members"><span class="tocnumber">1.2</span> <span class="toctext">Members</span></a></li> | |||
</ul> | |||
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<li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#Servers"><span class="tocnumber">2</span> <span class="toctext">Servers</span></a> | |||
<ul> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Unholy_Nation"><span class="tocnumber">2.1</span> <span class="toctext">Unholy Nation</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Zodiac"><span class="tocnumber">2.2</span> <span class="toctext">Zodiac</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Era"><span class="tocnumber">2.3</span> <span class="toctext">Era</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Valikorlia"><span class="tocnumber">2.4</span> <span class="toctext">Valikorlia</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Classic"><span class="tocnumber">2.5</span> <span class="toctext">Classic</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Other_Servers"><span class="tocnumber">2.6</span> <span class="toctext">Other Servers</span></a></li> | |||
</ul> | |||
</li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#Pedophiles"><span class="tocnumber">3</span> <span class="toctext">Pedophiles</span></a> | |||
<ul> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Dread"><span class="tocnumber">3.1</span> <span class="toctext">Dread</span></a></li> | |||
</ul> | |||
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<li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#Memorial_Moments"><span class="tocnumber">4</span> <span class="toctext">Memorial Moments</span></a> | |||
<ul> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Kari_.28InusGirl09.29"><span class="tocnumber">4.1</span> <span class="toctext">Kari (InusGirl09)</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Sammy_.28WolfVvvV.29"><span class="tocnumber">4.2</span> <span class="toctext">Sammy (WolfVvvV)</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Fogles"><span class="tocnumber">4.3</span> <span class="toctext">Fogles</span></a></li> | |||
</ul> | |||
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<li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#Graal.27s_Stupid_Shit"><span class="tocnumber">5</span> <span class="toctext">Graal's Stupid Shit</span></a> | |||
<ul> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Graal_Sex"><span class="tocnumber">5.1</span> <span class="toctext">Graal Sex</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Graal_Staff"><span class="tocnumber">5.2</span> <span class="toctext">Graal Staff</span></a></li> | |||
</ul> | |||
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<li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#Graal.27s_Suicides"><span class="tocnumber">6</span> <span class="toctext">Graal's Suicides</span></a> | |||
<ul> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Shawn_64_.28aka_Shawnicide.29"><span class="tocnumber">6.1</span> <span class="toctext">Shawn 64 (aka Shawnicide)</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Madrox_.28aka_Madwreckz.29"><span class="tocnumber">6.2</span> <span class="toctext">Madrox (aka Madwreckz)</span></a></li> | |||
<li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Sar"><span class="tocnumber">6.3</span> <span class="toctext">Sar</span></a></li> | |||
</ul> | |||
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<li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#Links"><span class="tocnumber">7</span> <span class="toctext">Links</span></a></li> | |||
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<a name="The_Game"></a><h2><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: The Game">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> The Game </span></h2> | |||
<p>Graal's game style is somewhat different from others, in the way that it totally <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fag" title="Fag">sucks balls</a>. It's a very linear coding of faggotry that they call "sheer brilliance". The funny thing is, every single server isn't owned or run by actual professionals, like other games, but 12 year olds who want to ban the person they hated because they killed them over 2,000 times and call them faggots the entire time (see: Elnendil and SadisticPhoenix killing Capone (more like CaPWNED <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Amirite" title="Amirite">amirite</a>??)). | |||
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<a name="Staff"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=2" title="Edit section: Staff">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Staff </span></h3> | |||
The Staff, as noted before, is run by retards who don't even know how to even run a server. Someone makes a server, and then people send fake applications and are promoted to ban people for calling them hypocties (the Staff members usually go off about saying how fights shouldn't occur on Masses and how you shouldn't curse in masses, but if you go into the most highly populated area and go "<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fuck" title="Fuck">fuck</a>", no one will really give a shit). Elnendil was a Staff member on Unholy Nation, and for about two whole months, he wasn't given one shred of work to do. What does this say? That the Staff name is just so you can kick someone in the nuts for calling you a name on the internets, since, of course, as noted by everyone, is totally serious business.<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Graalhasemos.jpg" class="internal" title="Emos live on Graal."><img alt="Emos live on Graal." longdesc="/Image:Graalhasemos.jpg" class="thumbimage" src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/b/b6/Graalhasemos.jpg/180px-Graalhasemos.jpg" width="180" height="128" /></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify" style="float:right"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Graalhasemos.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a></div><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">Emos</a> live on Graal.</div></div></div> | |||
<a name="Members"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: Members">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Members </span></h3> | |||
<p>The members aren't so hot either. Most of them are in the age of 9-12, asking for how they can "buy wings" (which is a stupid mother fucking shield you put on by saying "setshield faggotname.png") and insult eachother in insults you used when you were about 4 years old. Also, everyone who does play Graal has at least 2 LiveJournal accounts and 3 Myspace accounts, which also proves at how fucking <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fucktard" title="Fucktard">fucktarded</a> these people are. Seriously, go on one of their server, and call someone a <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Old_meme" title="Old meme">cockmongler</a>. They will become the greatest <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero" title="An hero">an hero</a> that ever <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Death" title="Death">lived</a>. | |||
</p><p><br /> | |||
</p><p><b>=== Malinko ===</b> | |||
</p><p>Malinko is a sand nigger that pretty much runs Unholy Nation (Gayest server with newbs that come up to you all like "LULZ WUNT 2 B MY GF") now, because of his stupid azn sand nigger ways of betrayal. He pretty much is a shitty fuck head dipped in a big fat bucket of shit and also thinks he's DA SHIT, well all his god damn scripts and GFX were actually all stolen from other people and he's just like "LOL, MAN I HAVE LIKE GOOD PLAN I DO THIS AND I WILL DO THAT AND I WILL MAKE GREAT SCRIPT WITH THE BEST RPGS LULZZZ". When all his actual great ideas were stolen from some mothafucka that i don't know the name of, but who gives a shit about them anyways. If you ever encounter this shit head, just spam him with KARI NUDES. | |||
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</p><p><b> IF ANYONE HAS THE PICTURE OF MALINKO CUTTING HIS WRIST, UPLOAD IT AND PUT IT AS A THUMBNAIL</b> | |||
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<a name="Servers"></a><h2><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=4" title="Edit section: Servers">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Servers </span></h2> | |||
<p>Graal lets the shittiest coders and graphic designers make a server so they can be called "the greatest artists and coders in all the land", until someone messes up and calls them total faggots and that you're doing it wrong. The choices let you change the entire aspect of this shithole from shit to piss, so it's either a Golden Shower or you brick in their mouths, your fetish is fucking granted. In order to become the greatest player on any one of these servers, you must set all your colors to black, and look as oldbie as possible (use the original heads, or edits of them (lol copyright dodge, typical of Graal users). No one will stand in your mother fucking way. | |||
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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Graalintishigh.jpg" class="internal" title="Graal is serious business."><img alt="Graal is serious business." longdesc="/Image:Graalintishigh.jpg" class="thumbimage" src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/69/Graalintishigh.jpg/180px-Graalintishigh.jpg" width="180" height="179" /></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify" style="float:right"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Graalintishigh.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a></div>Graal is <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_business" title="Serious business">serious business</a>.</div></div></div> | |||
<a name="Unholy_Nation"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=5" title="Edit section: Unholy Nation">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Unholy Nation </span></h3> | |||
<p>The Staff call this server a PK server, but in actuality, it's the "Flame 2 year olds with 1 year old jokes" server. The only REAL reason to play this is to get about 9 people and rush someone and kill them, because killing someone in this game takes no skill at all (all you need is a shitty connection). They have a collection of staff-made events, which is made of fail and AIDS. Play Vertigo and watch your character magically go through floors and kill itself. Oh, and since this game is for "the family" (oh fucking please, people Graal fuck on here (more on this later)), so if you say "cunt" on masses, you are permabanned. They believe that they pwn Zodiac, even though both Zodiac and Unholy Nation are for faggots. | |||
</p><p>Unholy nations staff are also the must untrustworthy people on graal. | |||
They never keep promises. And wait forever to fix things. | |||
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<a name="Zodiac"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=6" title="Edit section: Zodiac">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Zodiac </span></h3> | |||
<p>A RPG server made by Cloud fanboys. The only decent thing about this server is that it doesn't follow the faggotry of other servers' fighting style, but that doesn't even mean that it's even good. They abuse custom graphics like a whore and try to prove that their skills are <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_business" title="Serious business">serious business</a> even though everyone right now is playing <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/World_of_Warcraft" title="World of Warcraft">World of Warcraft</a> and <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Phantasy_Star_Universe" title="Phantasy Star Universe">Phantasy Star Universe</a>. Good job faggots, you just worked for a whole year on a server nobody fucking cares about. | |||
</p><p><br /> | |||
Update: | |||
This Server is Ran by some British Faggotry ,who claims to be a paperboy in real life, that goes by the name Drander. | |||
He's one of the good Examples that proves how Graal Staff System works. | |||
</p><p>You start of as a gay shitty Graal Police Guild. | |||
You Suck Staff Dick. | |||
Get a Promotion. | |||
Suck more Dick. | |||
And Then you're Manager By a Dumb Fucking Graal Global aka No life fucks. | |||
</p><p>Then later on you will remain as a virgin in real life and still be living in your mother's basement without a job. | |||
The only thing you'll get close to sex is GraalPussy.png. | |||
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<a name="Era"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=7" title="Edit section: Era">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Era </span></h3> | |||
<p>Pure faggotry. If you want to insult a wigger, go right here, because this is wigger capital. In this server, you use guns, and run around while your bullets travel at the speed of about 0.01% of what a real bullet's speed is, and everyone believes they are badasses. Don't worry though, it's rumored that if you PM the head and say "crap", you get permanently banned. Rumor has it that gangsterelijah loves this server to the point that when he hears that there's a gathering place for niggers, he will begin <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbation" title="Masturbation">masturbation</a> procedures. | |||
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<a name="Valikorlia"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=8" title="Edit section: Valikorlia">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Valikorlia </span></h3> | |||
<p>Not much to say, it's a RP server which doesn't even give you weapons to use. You have to suck the dicks of the staff members, and if you want a decent weapon, you gotta let them brick in your mouth. It used to be a very well respected RPG server with pretty shitty RPing, but the creator thought that the best idea for the server was to delete everything that had a RPG-style and make it so you run around like an elf and get fucking shot with no real damage taken, and you're supposed to fall down. Obviously, when there is a massive RP server, there is bound to be a mother fucking <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry" title="Furry">furry</a>. | |||
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<a name="Classic"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=9" title="Edit section: Classic">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Classic </span></h3> | |||
<p>This server is the oldest shittiest server ever known. It was actually decent and had an actual storyline, unlike every other server who claims this, even though you can beat the server in about 10 minutes (Unholy Nation). They deleted the entire server, though, even though they could just change the coding, and they stopped working on it. Good job, you fucking retards. | |||
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<a name="Other_Servers"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=10" title="Edit section: Other Servers">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Other Servers </span></h3> | |||
<p>Who fucking cares, it's <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about" title="Shit nobody cares about">shit nobody cares about</a>. | |||
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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Dread.jpg" class="internal" title="Dread is smilin cause he just got laid on the internets"><img alt="Dread is smilin cause he just got laid on the internets" longdesc="/Image:Dread.jpg" class="thumbimage" src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/6f/Dread.jpg/180px-Dread.jpg" width="180" height="135" /></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify" style="float:right"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Dread.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a></div>Dread is smilin cause he just got laid on the internets</div></div></div> | |||
<a name="Pedophiles"></a><h2><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=11" title="Edit section: Pedophiles">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Pedophiles </span></h2> | |||
<p>This game is pretty much inhabited by 14-17 year old girls, which is breeding grounds for pedophiles, some of the most famous pedophiles later to be shown on NBC can be first found on Graal Online! | |||
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<a name="Dread"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=12" title="Edit section: Dread">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Dread </span></h3> | |||
<p>Ryan William O'neil, aka "Dread", is a fat 500 pound Australian whale who works at Pizza Hut. Dread only plays Graal to get his stubby 1 incher hard by hitting on and talking to 11-14 year olds. He's most famous for having logged and screencapped pictures of him cybering and having "Graal Sex" with Joley, a 12 year old kid who uses fake pictures. He can still be seen here and there lurking in the corners of Graal. | |||
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Give Ryan/Dread a holla on Myspace: <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.myspace.com/ryanzeechef" class="external free" target="_blank" title="http://www.myspace.com/ryanzeechef" rel="nofollow">http://www.myspace.com/ryanzeechef</a><br /> | |||
MSN: [email protected] | |||
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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:KariNude1.jpg" class="internal" title="MAH EYES POKE THEM WITH STICKS"><img alt="MAH EYES POKE THEM WITH STICKS" longdesc="/Image:KariNude1.jpg" class="thumbimage" src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/66/KariNude1.jpg/180px-KariNude1.jpg" width="180" height="135" /></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify" style="float:right"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:KariNude1.jpg" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a></div>MAH EYES POKE THEM WITH STICKS</div></div></div> | |||
<a name="Memorial_Moments"></a><h2><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=13" title="Edit section: Memorial Moments">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Memorial Moments </span></h2> | |||
<a name="Kari_.28InusGirl09.29"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=14" title="Edit section: Kari (InusGirl09)">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Kari (InusGirl09) </span></h3> | |||
<p>Kari(The Cocaine addict with fat boobs), who became staff on Unholy Nation by being a fat camwhore decided to send nude pictures of herself to Malinko, the sand nigger. Once he received the nude pictures of Kari he began sending them to friends, 2 hours later it was spammed all over graal leaking onto everyones computer. She went on a jailing spree, jailing innocent victims for even <b>Discussing</b> the disgusting fat pig's picture. Then soon afterwards, she became suicidal and claimed she was quitting Graal for a week, but like every attention whore cow, she was back on the next day. Kari is a prime example of your typical staff attention-whore: fat,ugly, and So RONERY. | |||
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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:311.png" class="internal" title="SAMMY IS A FILTHY WHORE"><img alt="SAMMY IS A FILTHY WHORE" longdesc="/Image:311.png" class="thumbimage" src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/31/311.png/180px-311.png" width="180" height="136" /></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify" style="float:right"><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:311.png" class="internal" title="Enlarge"><img src="/web/20080115224836im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15" height="11" alt="" /></a></div>SAMMY IS A FILTHY WHORE</div></div></div> | |||
<a name="Sammy_.28WolfVvvV.29"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=15" title="Edit section: Sammy (WolfVvvV)">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Sammy (WolfVvvV) </span></h3> | |||
<p>Well, I don't know much about this chick. Recently she called Kari a slut for being a 16 year old cam whore. Well, epic lulz have been accomplished, Thallen leaked pictures and videos of her. Is known around graal for being a whore and being able to stick carrots down her throat, gives 1hour cam sessions. | |||
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<a name="Fogles"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=16" title="Edit section: Fogles">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Fogles </span></h3> | |||
<p>owner of anti-graal.com anti-unixmad.com and all sorts of other faggy pretend hack sites, has claimed he will commit suicide more than 3 times. | |||
</p><p>Fogles is your typical 'Rebellious' graalian who got banned for exploiting hacks and now spends money buying account after account so he can attempt to hack graal, usually doing 13 seconds of damage before the admins ban his account and reset what he's done, goodjob! | |||
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<p>Obviously, Graal produces some pretty God damned retarded shit. Let's talk about some, <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/No_u" title="No u">shall we</a>? | |||
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<p>Graal Sex is a Graal meme and is actually used on Graal. It's the act of getting two people in a bed, one looking up in the bed, and someone getting on top of them, and pulling. If you walk into a room that people are Graal Sexing in, you are required to kill the fuckers where they stand. | |||
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<p>Graal staff consists of various groups of people <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">Emo's</a>,12-13 year olds,<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Scene" title="Scene">Scene Girls</a> and overall depressed losers. These people feel that becoming a staff member on a game meant for children will somehow boost their self-esteem, usually after about 3 months of realizing that NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM they quit, or get fired for not doing anything. | |||
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<a name="Graal.27s_Suicides"></a><h2><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=20" title="Edit section: Graal's Suicides">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Graal's Suicides </span></h2> | |||
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<p>On Unholy Nation, a <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fag" title="Fag">man</a> by the name of Shawn 64, who made the shittiest graphics ever fucking seen, killed himself <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">Over some chick named "Claudie"</a>. This is probably why Graal has so many an heroes and cutters, because everyone sees this little faggot as a God. $5 that he pulled a Sonic-cide. His shrine is on some island nobody cares about. Good job, you killed yourself over a mother fucking game. | |||
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<a name="Madrox_.28aka_Madwreckz.29"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=22" title="Edit section: Madrox (aka Madwreckz)">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Madrox (aka Madwreckz) </span></h3> | |||
<p>Valerie aka "Madrox" was killed in July, on Friday the 13th (NO JOKES LULZ) she was driving her moms car when out of nowhere a semi truck smashed her car into nothing. Thankfully the driver of the semi-truck was not killed, and thankfully she was. Just a quick note about Madrox is that she was NOT wearing a seatbelt, and in her state that is a crime, which makes her a criminal, and criminals burn in hell. | |||
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<a name="Sar"></a><h3><span class="editsection">[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit&section=23" title="Edit section: Sar">edit</a>]</span> <span class="mw-headline"> Sar </span></h3> | |||
<p>Sar was from Alberta, Canada. She actually wasn't that bad of a person, but in the end killed herself over some internet boyfriend, so she deserved it. | |||
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<ul><li><a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.graalonline.com/" class="external text" target="_blank" title="http://www.graalonline.com/" rel="nofollow">Graal Online</a> | |||
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<p>(Website mostly died, but fogles is apparently still around.) | |||
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Graal is an online game for Zelda fantards to go flame the fuck out of eachother on a world that totally copyright bitchslaps Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past by stealing it's tileset and <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Recoloring" title="Recoloring">recoloring</a> it, even though <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" title="Lie">the staff members say</a> that it is a <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">C++ re-creation of Link to the Past</a> (Where's the fucking Dark World?).
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=1" title="Edit section: The Game">edit</a>] The Game
Graal's game style is somewhat different from others, in the way that it totally <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fag" title="Fag">sucks balls</a>. It's a very linear coding of faggotry that they call "sheer brilliance". The funny thing is, every single server isn't owned or run by actual professionals, like other games, but 12 year olds who want to ban the person they hated because they killed them over 2,000 times and call them faggots the entire time (see: Elnendil and SadisticPhoenix killing Capone (more like CaPWNED <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Amirite" title="Amirite">amirite</a>??)).
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The Staff, as noted before, is run by retards who don't even know how to even run a server. Someone makes a server, and then people send fake applications and are promoted to ban people for calling them hypocties (the Staff members usually go off about saying how fights shouldn't occur on Masses and how you shouldn't curse in masses, but if you go into the most highly populated area and go "<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fuck" title="Fuck">fuck</a>", no one will really give a shit). Elnendil was a Staff member on Unholy Nation, and for about two whole months, he wasn't given one shred of work to do. What does this say? That the Staff name is just so you can kick someone in the nuts for calling you a name on the internets, since, of course, as noted by everyone, is totally serious business.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=3" title="Edit section: Members">edit</a>] Members
The members aren't so hot either. Most of them are in the age of 9-12, asking for how they can "buy wings" (which is a stupid mother fucking shield you put on by saying "setshield faggotname.png") and insult eachother in insults you used when you were about 4 years old. Also, everyone who does play Graal has at least 2 LiveJournal accounts and 3 Myspace accounts, which also proves at how fucking <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fucktard" title="Fucktard">fucktarded</a> these people are. Seriously, go on one of their server, and call someone a <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Old_meme" title="Old meme">cockmongler</a>. They will become the greatest <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero" title="An hero">an hero</a> that ever <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Death" title="Death">lived</a>.
=== Malinko ===
Malinko is a sand nigger that pretty much runs Unholy Nation (Gayest server with newbs that come up to you all like "LULZ WUNT 2 B MY GF") now, because of his stupid azn sand nigger ways of betrayal. He pretty much is a shitty fuck head dipped in a big fat bucket of shit and also thinks he's DA SHIT, well all his god damn scripts and GFX were actually all stolen from other people and he's just like "LOL, MAN I HAVE LIKE GOOD PLAN I DO THIS AND I WILL DO THAT AND I WILL MAKE GREAT SCRIPT WITH THE BEST RPGS LULZZZ". When all his actual great ideas were stolen from some mothafucka that i don't know the name of, but who gives a shit about them anyways. If you ever encounter this shit head, just spam him with KARI NUDES.
IF ANYONE HAS THE PICTURE OF MALINKO CUTTING HIS WRIST, UPLOAD IT AND PUT IT AS A THUMBNAIL
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=4" title="Edit section: Servers">edit</a>] Servers
Graal lets the shittiest coders and graphic designers make a server so they can be called "the greatest artists and coders in all the land", until someone messes up and calls them total faggots and that you're doing it wrong. The choices let you change the entire aspect of this shithole from shit to piss, so it's either a Golden Shower or you brick in their mouths, your fetish is fucking granted. In order to become the greatest player on any one of these servers, you must set all your colors to black, and look as oldbie as possible (use the original heads, or edits of them (lol copyright dodge, typical of Graal users). No one will stand in your mother fucking way.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=5" title="Edit section: Unholy Nation">edit</a>] Unholy Nation
The Staff call this server a PK server, but in actuality, it's the "Flame 2 year olds with 1 year old jokes" server. The only REAL reason to play this is to get about 9 people and rush someone and kill them, because killing someone in this game takes no skill at all (all you need is a shitty connection). They have a collection of staff-made events, which is made of fail and AIDS. Play Vertigo and watch your character magically go through floors and kill itself. Oh, and since this game is for "the family" (oh fucking please, people Graal fuck on here (more on this later)), so if you say "cunt" on masses, you are permabanned. They believe that they pwn Zodiac, even though both Zodiac and Unholy Nation are for faggots.
Unholy nations staff are also the must untrustworthy people on graal.
They never keep promises. And wait forever to fix things.
<a name="Zodiac"></a>
[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=6" title="Edit section: Zodiac">edit</a>] Zodiac
A RPG server made by Cloud fanboys. The only decent thing about this server is that it doesn't follow the faggotry of other servers' fighting style, but that doesn't even mean that it's even good. They abuse custom graphics like a whore and try to prove that their skills are <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Serious_business" title="Serious business">serious business</a> even though everyone right now is playing <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/World_of_Warcraft" title="World of Warcraft">World of Warcraft</a> and <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Phantasy_Star_Universe" title="Phantasy Star Universe">Phantasy Star Universe</a>. Good job faggots, you just worked for a whole year on a server nobody fucking cares about.
Update: This Server is Ran by some British Faggotry ,who claims to be a paperboy in real life, that goes by the name Drander. He's one of the good Examples that proves how Graal Staff System works.
You start of as a gay shitty Graal Police Guild.
You Suck Staff Dick. Get a Promotion. Suck more Dick. And Then you're Manager By a Dumb Fucking Graal Global aka No life fucks.
Then later on you will remain as a virgin in real life and still be living in your mother's basement without a job.
The only thing you'll get close to sex is GraalPussy.png.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=7" title="Edit section: Era">edit</a>] Era
Pure faggotry. If you want to insult a wigger, go right here, because this is wigger capital. In this server, you use guns, and run around while your bullets travel at the speed of about 0.01% of what a real bullet's speed is, and everyone believes they are badasses. Don't worry though, it's rumored that if you PM the head and say "crap", you get permanently banned. Rumor has it that gangsterelijah loves this server to the point that when he hears that there's a gathering place for niggers, he will begin <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbation" title="Masturbation">masturbation</a> procedures.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=8" title="Edit section: Valikorlia">edit</a>] Valikorlia
Not much to say, it's a RP server which doesn't even give you weapons to use. You have to suck the dicks of the staff members, and if you want a decent weapon, you gotta let them brick in your mouth. It used to be a very well respected RPG server with pretty shitty RPing, but the creator thought that the best idea for the server was to delete everything that had a RPG-style and make it so you run around like an elf and get fucking shot with no real damage taken, and you're supposed to fall down. Obviously, when there is a massive RP server, there is bound to be a mother fucking <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry" title="Furry">furry</a>.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=9" title="Edit section: Classic">edit</a>] Classic
This server is the oldest shittiest server ever known. It was actually decent and had an actual storyline, unlike every other server who claims this, even though you can beat the server in about 10 minutes (Unholy Nation). They deleted the entire server, though, even though they could just change the coding, and they stopped working on it. Good job, you fucking retards.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=10" title="Edit section: Other Servers">edit</a>] Other Servers
Who fucking cares, it's <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about" title="Shit nobody cares about">shit nobody cares about</a>.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=11" title="Edit section: Pedophiles">edit</a>] Pedophiles
This game is pretty much inhabited by 14-17 year old girls, which is breeding grounds for pedophiles, some of the most famous pedophiles later to be shown on NBC can be first found on Graal Online!
<a name="Dread"></a>
[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=12" title="Edit section: Dread">edit</a>] Dread
Ryan William O'neil, aka "Dread", is a fat 500 pound Australian whale who works at Pizza Hut. Dread only plays Graal to get his stubby 1 incher hard by hitting on and talking to 11-14 year olds. He's most famous for having logged and screencapped pictures of him cybering and having "Graal Sex" with Joley, a 12 year old kid who uses fake pictures. He can still be seen here and there lurking in the corners of Graal.
Give Ryan/Dread a holla on Myspace: <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.myspace.com/ryanzeechef" class="external free" target="_blank" title="http://www.myspace.com/ryanzeechef" rel="nofollow">http://www.myspace.com/ryanzeechef</a>
MSN: [email protected]
“ | When I was 5 my Dad was abusive and kicked me in the nuts, that's why I can't ever have children. | „ |
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=13" title="Edit section: Memorial Moments">edit</a>] Memorial Moments
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=14" title="Edit section: Kari (InusGirl09)">edit</a>] Kari (InusGirl09)
Kari(The Cocaine addict with fat boobs), who became staff on Unholy Nation by being a fat camwhore decided to send nude pictures of herself to Malinko, the sand nigger. Once he received the nude pictures of Kari he began sending them to friends, 2 hours later it was spammed all over graal leaking onto everyones computer. She went on a jailing spree, jailing innocent victims for even Discussing the disgusting fat pig's picture. Then soon afterwards, she became suicidal and claimed she was quitting Graal for a week, but like every attention whore cow, she was back on the next day. Kari is a prime example of your typical staff attention-whore: fat,ugly, and So RONERY.
<a name="Sammy_.28WolfVvvV.29"></a>
[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=15" title="Edit section: Sammy (WolfVvvV)">edit</a>] Sammy (WolfVvvV)
Well, I don't know much about this chick. Recently she called Kari a slut for being a 16 year old cam whore. Well, epic lulz have been accomplished, Thallen leaked pictures and videos of her. Is known around graal for being a whore and being able to stick carrots down her throat, gives 1hour cam sessions.
<a name="Fogles"></a>
[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=16" title="Edit section: Fogles">edit</a>] Fogles
owner of anti-graal.com anti-unixmad.com and all sorts of other faggy pretend hack sites, has claimed he will commit suicide more than 3 times.
Fogles is your typical 'Rebellious' graalian who got banned for exploiting hacks and now spends money buying account after account so he can attempt to hack graal, usually doing 13 seconds of damage before the admins ban his account and reset what he's done, goodjob!
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=17" title="Edit section: Graal's Stupid Shit">edit</a>] Graal's Stupid Shit
Obviously, Graal produces some pretty God damned retarded shit. Let's talk about some, <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/No_u" title="No u">shall we</a>?
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=18" title="Edit section: Graal Sex">edit</a>] Graal Sex
Graal Sex is a Graal meme and is actually used on Graal. It's the act of getting two people in a bed, one looking up in the bed, and someone getting on top of them, and pulling. If you walk into a room that people are Graal Sexing in, you are required to kill the fuckers where they stand.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=19" title="Edit section: Graal Staff">edit</a>] Graal Staff
Graal staff consists of various groups of people <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">Emo's</a>,12-13 year olds,<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Scene" title="Scene">Scene Girls</a> and overall depressed losers. These people feel that becoming a staff member on a game meant for children will somehow boost their self-esteem, usually after about 3 months of realizing that NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM they quit, or get fired for not doing anything.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=21" title="Edit section: Shawn 64 (aka Shawnicide)">edit</a>] Shawn 64 (aka Shawnicide)
On Unholy Nation, a <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fag" title="Fag">man</a> by the name of Shawn 64, who made the shittiest graphics ever fucking seen, killed himself <a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">Over some chick named "Claudie"</a>. This is probably why Graal has so many an heroes and cutters, because everyone sees this little faggot as a God. $5 that he pulled a Sonic-cide. His shrine is on some island nobody cares about. Good job, you killed yourself over a mother fucking game.
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[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=22" title="Edit section: Madrox (aka Madwreckz)">edit</a>] Madrox (aka Madwreckz)
Valerie aka "Madrox" was killed in July, on Friday the 13th (NO JOKES LULZ) she was driving her moms car when out of nowhere a semi truck smashed her car into nothing. Thankfully the driver of the semi-truck was not killed, and thankfully she was. Just a quick note about Madrox is that she was NOT wearing a seatbelt, and in her state that is a crime, which makes her a criminal, and criminals burn in hell.
<a name="Sar"></a>
[<a href="/web/20080115224836/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Graal&action=edit§ion=23" title="Edit section: Sar">edit</a>] Sar
Sar was from Alberta, Canada. She actually wasn't that bad of a person, but in the end killed herself over some internet boyfriend, so she deserved it.
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(Website mostly died, but fogles is apparently still around.)
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