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== About Her ==
[[Image:Fapk.JPG|right|thumb|It puts the lotion on its skin]]


From Glasgow, the sexual predator known as [[Faggot|Nell]] wears a pink wig and listens to bad 90's rave [[music]]. It has been suggested that he is a [[LazyTown]] fan who is taking it too far, however those living in the UK are aware that he is simply [[scottish]], and therefore his actions cease to be relatively unusual. He can currently be found at his dirty [[camwhore]] resting place [http://www.cam4.com/Nell here], playing with his breasts and ejaculating into ashtrays.
From Glasgow, the sexual predator known as '''[[Faggot|Nell]]''' wears a pink wig and listens to bad 90's rave [[music]]. It has been suggested that he is a [[LazyTown]] fan who is taking it too far, however those living in the UK are aware that he is simply [[scottish]], and therefore his actions cease to be relatively unusual. He can currently be found at his dirty [[camwhore]] resting place [http://www.cam4.com/Nell here], playing with his breasts and ejaculating into ashtrays.


He is generally not notable, however he made [[internet]] history on the 30th of December 2007, by pissing in a bucket for /b/.
He is generally not notable, however he made [[internet]] history on the 30th of December 2007, by pissing in a bucket for /b/.
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Nobody asked him to.
Nobody asked him to.


== Vital Statisticss ==
== Vital Statistics ==
 
<pre>
NAME:              Nell
AGE:                37
GENDER:             Male
HEIGHT:             5'8" (173cm)
LOCATION:          Glasgow, United Kingdom
LANGUAGE:          English
MARITAL STATUS:    Single
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Megasexual
OCCUPATION:        Anus Plumber
SMOKE:              No
DRINK:              Bailey's
RECREATIONAL DRUGS: No
EYE COLOR:          Blue
MSN:                [email protected]
</pre>


<code>NAME:                Nell</code> <br>
[[Image:Pinkyexploited.jpg|thumb|He finally leaves his basement apartment and gets some sun]]
<code>AGE:                37</code> <br>
<code>GENDER:             Male</code> <br>
<code>HEIGHT:             5'8" (173cm)</code> <br>
<code>LOCATION:            Glasgow, United Kingdom</code> <br>
<code>LANGUAGE:            English</code> <br>
<code>MARITAL STATUS:      Single</code> <br>
<code>SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  Megasexual</code> <br>
<code>OCCUPATION:          Anus Plumber</code> <br>
<code>SMOKE:              No</code> <br>
<code>DRINK:              Bailey's</code> <br>
<code>RECREATIONAL DRUGS:  No</code> <br>
<code>EYE COLOR:          Blue</code> <br>
<code>MSN:                [email protected]</code> <br>
[[Image:Pinkyexploited.jpg|right|thumb|He finally leaves his basement apartment and gets some sun]]


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Image:Sockfapf.JPG|Sock on a tiny cawk
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==See Also==
==See Also==


*[[Camwhore]]
* [[Camwhore]]
*[[Faggot]]
* [[Faggot]]
*[[Rave]]
* [[Rave]]
*[[Webcam]]
* [[Webcam]]


==External Links==
==External Links==


*[http://www.cam4.com/Nell His webcamwhoring profile.]
* [http://www.cam4.com/Nell His webcamwhoring profile.]
 


[[Category:People]]
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[[Category:People]]

Revision as of 21:14, 21 April 2016

It puts the lotion on its skin.

From Glasgow, the sexual predator known as Nell wears a pink wig and listens to bad 90's rave music. It has been suggested that he is a LazyTown fan who is taking it too far, however those living in the UK are aware that he is simply scottish, and therefore his actions cease to be relatively unusual. He can currently be found at his dirty camwhore resting place here, playing with his breasts and ejaculating into ashtrays.

He is generally not notable, however he made internet history on the 30th of December 2007, by pissing in a bucket for /b/.

Nobody asked him to.

Vital Statistics

NAME:               Nell
AGE:                37
GENDER:	            Male
HEIGHT:	            5'8" (173cm)
LOCATION:           Glasgow, United Kingdom
LANGUAGE:           English
MARITAL STATUS:     Single
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Megasexual
OCCUPATION:         Anus Plumber
SMOKE:              No
DRINK:              Bailey's
RECREATIONAL DRUGS: No
EYE COLOR:          Blue
MSN:                [email protected]
He finally leaves his basement apartment and gets some sun
Oh Lawd I Can't Describe About missing Pics
  • Live fast bitch
    Live fast bitch
  • oh wow
    oh wow
  • He fukken loves hats
    He fukken loves hats
  • This is considered stylish in Glasgow
    This is considered stylish in Glasgow
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  • Nell tugs on his purulent nipples
    Nell tugs on his purulent nipples
  • sum sweet moves.
    sum sweet moves.
  • Ah, shamelessness.
    Ah, shamelessness.
  • Nell is hungry for some Nell-on-Nell lovin'
    Nell is hungry for some Nell-on-Nell lovin'
  • Delightful.
    Delightful.
  • You will remember this every time you see a woman.
    You will remember this every time you see a woman.
  • He has a gold tooth, too? I don't know what to say.
    He has a gold tooth, too? I don't know what to say.
  • Beer gut... Or pregnancy? Only time will tell.
    Beer gut... Or pregnancy? Only time will tell.
  • Nell confesses his love for the keyboard, and they make passionate sex.
    Nell confesses his love for the keyboard, and they make passionate sex.
  • No amount of alcohol can explain this man.
    No amount of alcohol can explain this man.
  • Poor guy. No wonder he drinks and is a giant faggot.
    Poor guy. No wonder he drinks and is a giant faggot.
  • ...!
    ...!
  • SakuraChan 4thewin
    SakuraChan 4thewin
  • Nice profile bitch
    Nice profile bitch
  • Epic Wank
    Epic Wank
  • anon goated him on, and regretted it...kinda..
    anon goated him on, and regretted it...kinda..
  • It cannot be unseen
    It cannot be unseen
  • Coke snort fap
    Coke snort fap
  • Sock on a tiny cawk
    Sock on a tiny cawk

See Also

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