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[[File:cokeman01.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Cokeman reads his latest summons from the US Attorney's Office]] | [[File:cokeman01.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Cokeman reads his latest summons from the US Attorney's Office]] | ||
'''Cokeman2423''' is a mentally challenged [[IRL Troll]] hailing from the greatest [[ | '''Cokeman2423''' is a mentally challenged [[IRL Troll]] hailing from the greatest exhibit of Caucasian [[chimps]] in the United States, [[Louisiana]]. He shoots and toys around with [[guns]] in an unsafe and unconventional manner in an attempt to draw attention to himself, and usually [[Win|successfully]] trolling most [[Conservatives|gun enthusiasts]] in the process. He originally started off as what seems to be a typical 20-something year old who thinks he's hot shit for buying his first gun with mommy and daddy's money. Eventually, he found that making troll videos got him all the views, initiating a long [[YouTube]] career enriched with lulz and [[butthurt]]. He also offends [[liberals]] very often, both due to the fact that he owns guns, and that he says "faggot" in every three sentences. Cokeman makes a lot of money off of his Jewtube Partnership, allowing him to have access to what he claims to be about [[over 9000|$30,000]] worth of firearms. So, not only is Cokeman a mentally challenged degenerate living in quite possibly the worst state in the United States, but he's also a good goy who obeys the command of Jewtube, like any other sucker would. | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
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[[File:cokeman03.gif|thumb|right|200px|It's all about proper aim]] | [[File:cokeman03.gif|thumb|right|200px|It's all about proper aim]] | ||
Cokeman started his channel in 2006, his first video being him showing off his Golden Tiger Striped Desert | Cokeman started his channel in [[2006]], with his first video being him showing off his Golden Tiger Striped [[Duke Nukem|Desert Eagle]]. His second video serves as an example of the first time he began to (d)evolve into what he is today. The video involves him waving around a Taurus 1911 and rambling on, insulting the viewers and those claiming his firearms are [[fake and gay]]. Cokeman is notorious for going dark for up to half a year without making any videos. This leaves many of his fans with the conclusion that Cokeman had accidentally committed the act of [[an hero]] from his habits of being a heavy drug user, low-iq and foolish with his handling of his guns. | ||
== Video == | == Video == | ||
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{{frame|{{morphquote|CokemanQuotes|background-color:#fff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold; | {{frame|{{morphquote|CokemanQuotes|background-color:#fff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|Alright, FAGGOTS! | |Alright, FAGGOTS! | ||
| | |alright... | ||
|Got some....kitty bullets....for my....drum... | |Got some....kitty bullets....for my....drum... | ||
|[[WTF]]? | |[[WTF]]? | ||
|You know what it is, FAGS! Deagle, bitches! | |You know what it is, FAGS! Deagle, bitches! | ||
|No, we don't know what it is | |No, we don't know what it is. | ||
|Get RAPED!!!! | |Get RAPED!!!! | ||
|[[Asking for it]] | |[[Asking for it]] | ||
|Get raped in the mouth! | |Get raped in the mouth! | ||
|Only in the mouth? | |[[Cock goes where|Only in the mouth?]] | ||
|}} | |}} | ||
|border=#fff|background=#fff}} | |border=#fff|background=#fff}} | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[The South]] | |||
*[[Redneck]] | *[[Redneck]] | ||
*[[Vlogger]] | *[[Vlogger]] | ||
Revision as of 05:46, 7 May 2016
Cokeman2423 is a mentally challenged IRL Troll hailing from the greatest exhibit of Caucasian chimps in the United States, Louisiana. He shoots and toys around with guns in an unsafe and unconventional manner in an attempt to draw attention to himself, and usually successfully trolling most gun enthusiasts in the process. He originally started off as what seems to be a typical 20-something year old who thinks he's hot shit for buying his first gun with mommy and daddy's money. Eventually, he found that making troll videos got him all the views, initiating a long YouTube career enriched with lulz and butthurt. He also offends liberals very often, both due to the fact that he owns guns, and that he says "faggot" in every three sentences. Cokeman makes a lot of money off of his Jewtube Partnership, allowing him to have access to what he claims to be about $30,000 worth of firearms. So, not only is Cokeman a mentally challenged degenerate living in quite possibly the worst state in the United States, but he's also a good goy who obeys the command of Jewtube, like any other sucker would.
Background
Cokeman started his channel in 2006, with his first video being him showing off his Golden Tiger Striped Desert Eagle. His second video serves as an example of the first time he began to (d)evolve into what he is today. The video involves him waving around a Taurus 1911 and rambling on, insulting the viewers and those claiming his firearms are fake and gay. Cokeman is notorious for going dark for up to half a year without making any videos. This leaves many of his fans with the conclusion that Cokeman had accidentally committed the act of an hero from his habits of being a heavy drug user, low-iq and foolish with his handling of his guns.
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