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It is worth noting that Futrelle later got this person banned from twitter... defensive much? | It is worth noting that Futrelle later got this person banned from twitter... defensive much? | ||
==='''David The MRA'''=== | ==='''<u>David The MRA</u>'''=== | ||
<center><big>How About a Bookstore for Men and Adults?</big></center><br /> | <center><big>How About a Bookstore for Men and Adults?</big></center><br /> | ||
{{quote|The one bookstore we do have, Women & Children First ["Breaking the Chains," June 4], is a decent place to turn if you want to stock up on Andrea Dworkin or pick up the latest issue of Bust, but pretty much useless if your tastes range beyond the limits of the store owners' admittedly specialized sensibilities. By campaigning against Borders, Women & Children First's owners are effectively declaring themselves antichoice, which strikes me (a lapsed feminist) as a teensy bit of an irony.|http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/how-about-a-bookstore-for-men-and-adults/Content?oid=915809|David Futrelle}} | {{quote|The one bookstore we do have, Women & Children First ["Breaking the Chains," June 4], is a decent place to turn if you want to stock up on Andrea Dworkin or pick up the latest issue of Bust, but pretty much useless if your tastes range beyond the limits of the store owners' admittedly specialized sensibilities. By campaigning against Borders, Women & Children First's owners are effectively declaring themselves antichoice, which strikes me (a lapsed feminist) as a teensy bit of an irony.|http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/how-about-a-bookstore-for-men-and-adults/Content?oid=915809|David Futrelle}} | ||
[[Ironic]]ally, and to the surprise of fucking [[no one]], and much like a [[Template:Gayrepublicans|homophobic republican turning out to be gay]], David was once one of those same MRA he now so passionately hates. You might have suspected this if you paid attention to his thoughts on rape previously mentioned in this article, but rest assured that was not an isolated incident. | |||
Throughout the 90's, besides using his articles to promote child abuse, he used the to attack the writings of some of the most prominent and most crazy feminists out there, ones he would not dare criticize today. | |||
===="Gloria Steinem Is Psychobabble"==== | ===="Gloria Steinem Is Psychobabble"==== | ||
In yet another TL;DR article, titled [http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/reading-the-feminine-mistake/Content?oid=879148 Reading: The Feminine Mistake], this time from the year 1992, Fatrelle goes on how to explain how Gloria Steinem's Revolution From Within, is one of the worst things ever. | In yet another TL;DR article, titled [http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/reading-the-feminine-mistake/Content?oid=879148 Reading: The Feminine Mistake], this time from the year 1992, Fatrelle goes on how to explain how Gloria Steinem's ''Revolution From Within'', is one of the worst things ever. | ||
{{quote|Gloria Steinem's new book, Revolution From Within, was not merely bad but irredeemably bad|David Futrelle}} | {{quote|Gloria Steinem's new book, Revolution From Within, was not merely bad but irredeemably bad|David Futrelle}} | ||
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====Pro Porn And Against [[Andrea Dworkin]]==== | ====Pro Porn And Against [[Andrea Dworkin]]==== | ||
Before the internet, if you wanted to see tits, you had buy something called magazines, that had pictures of naked women. In [http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/reading-the-politics-of-pornography/Content?oid=883416 a 1992 article] Fatrelle utterly slams Dworkin. | Not satisfied with attacking the #2 craziest old feminist, David went for the big boss. Before the internet, if you wanted to see tits, you had buy something called magazines, that had pictures of naked women. In [http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/reading-the-politics-of-pornography/Content?oid=883416 a 1992 article] Fatrelle utterly slams Dworkin and her opinions of these boobie books, which were probably the only source of joy in his life (if only the girls in them could be a bit younger, eh David?). | ||
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====Why David was an MRA: A Year Of Despair As A Woman He Was Not Even A Relationship With Dumps Him==== | ====Why David was an MRA: A Year Of Despair As A Woman He Was Not Even A Relationship With Dumps Him==== | ||
How fucking hard can you get friendzoned, and then friendzoned so hard you are no longer friends, because she finds you to be a fat ugly pervert? Not as hard as Fatrelle, no matter how hard you tried, that's how. <br /> | How fucking hard can you get friendzoned, and then friendzoned so hard you are no longer even friends, because she finds you to be a fat ugly pervert? Not as hard as Fatrelle, no matter how hard you tried, that's how. <br /> | ||
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Yeah, just like [[m00t|getting a feminist girlfriend often turns faggots into feminist faggots]], losing her sometimes turns them into MRAs. | |||
==Modern Day== | ==Modern Day== |
Revision as of 20:15, 11 May 2016
David Futrelle is proof that even modern feminism is actually run by men. An abortion that resulted from Moviebob, Jim Sterling and PZ Myers all impregnating RationalWiki, David Futrelle is the owner of We Hunted The Mammoth – A shitty feminist blog where David whines about everything being sexist and misoginistic. We Hunted The Mammoth was previously named Manboobz. Yes with a Z, but apparently that his a bit too close to home for David Fatrolle. Reading this article will enlighten you to how Fatrolle is woman-hating, self-loathing, pedophilia-advocating, rape-apologizing, porn-advocating, Men's Rights Activist, homophobe defending cunt bucket. Did we forgot to mention that he now claims to be a feminist and a lot of feminists actually agree with this loathsome cunt?
Early years
Dyslexia
During most of the 90s Futrelle was a freelance "journalist" (he never actualy reported on any news and just wrote bad op-eds), and somehow, this fat dyslexic waste of air got a job published in a number of websites desperate for content. His entire journalistic "career" can be summed by up this review he gave a book.
—http://www.smallpieces.com/index.php, David Weinberger |
10 years of pedo apologism
Between 1990 and the early 00s, David amassed an "impressive" catalogue of articles ranging from arguing for the lowering of the age of consent and defending child prostitution, to saying children should be forced to marry their rapists instead of sending the rapists to jail, to saying internet child porn should be de-regulated and even going so far as to writing this following article attacking children who come forward to report their abuse, urging others not to believe them.
"Child rape victims are all a bunch of liers!"
Back in 1996, this madman and complete nutjob actually wrote a TL;DR article on how most child abuse cases are faulty, and how you should not believe children if they told about an incident. This experience would later prove helpful when defending child molester Sarah Butts.
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Today David still allows paedophiles to roam free on his blog's comment section.
Defending Actual Torture Porn
In a news article he co-wrote along with his sister, (now a Gawker Media employee and vaccine-denialist) this hypocritical fuck actually feverishly defended a movie that is like A Serbian Film, only worse. A film that has been banned in certain places and is based on a book by the Marquise De Sade that shows underage boys literally being forced to eat shit while being anally raped.
According to David, this movie is "not exactly family entertainment" but he defends it as a "classic" to this day. Speculation for his reasons for loving it so much vary between it promoting the child abuse he oh-so-loves and it being the movie he lost his virginity to as he was reviewing it with his sister.
Ironically, not long ago he attacked people he viewed as anti-feminists by calling them paedophiles for posting a picture of a fully clothed 17 year old girl on r/jailbait.
David arguing for Child prostitution
Because your friendly neighbourhood Ediots are lazy, the evidence for David's lust for children and thoughts on child sex slavery that were previously mentioned have been lifted from directly Janet Bloomfield so we don't have to waste time typing.
—quality article, Janet Bloomfield |
It is worth noting that Futrelle later got this person banned from twitter... defensive much?
David The MRA
—David Futrelle |
Ironically, and to the surprise of fucking no one, and much like a homophobic republican turning out to be gay, David was once one of those same MRA he now so passionately hates. You might have suspected this if you paid attention to his thoughts on rape previously mentioned in this article, but rest assured that was not an isolated incident.
Throughout the 90's, besides using his articles to promote child abuse, he used the to attack the writings of some of the most prominent and most crazy feminists out there, ones he would not dare criticize today.
"Gloria Steinem Is Psychobabble"
In yet another TL;DR article, titled Reading: The Feminine Mistake, this time from the year 1992, Fatrelle goes on how to explain how Gloria Steinem's Revolution From Within, is one of the worst things ever.
—David Futrelle |
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Pro Porn And Against Andrea Dworkin
Not satisfied with attacking the #2 craziest old feminist, David went for the big boss. Before the internet, if you wanted to see tits, you had buy something called magazines, that had pictures of naked women. In a 1992 article Fatrelle utterly slams Dworkin and her opinions of these boobie books, which were probably the only source of joy in his life (if only the girls in them could be a bit younger, eh David?).
Use scrollbar to see the full text
Why David was an MRA: A Year Of Despair As A Woman He Was Not Even A Relationship With Dumps Him
How fucking hard can you get friendzoned, and then friendzoned so hard you are no longer even friends, because she finds you to be a fat ugly pervert? Not as hard as Fatrelle, no matter how hard you tried, that's how.
Yeah, just like getting a feminist girlfriend often turns faggots into feminist faggots, losing her sometimes turns them into MRAs.
Modern Day
Defending A Homophobe
Because this white guilt ridden fat ugly troglodyte needs to get rid of all his white guilt by stroking his ego over younger people at least 3 times a day, he one day saw a tweet a from Richard Dawkins that was linking to a video made by SyeTenAtheist on Sargon of Akkad's YouTube channel. But this was making fun of a Muslim, so before doing any fact checking on who the Muslim in the video could be, David had already written a blog about how the video was totally unfair or something.
The video that made David's panties sour
Yes, this white knight actually thought it was based on all Mudslimes and not one specific person, that's how much of a racist this cunt really is. And it turns out that Dawah Man, as the video character was based around is almost as big a piece of shit as Fatrelle.
—Homophobe defended by Futrelle |
Exploiting Murders of Men and Women For David's Financial Gain
After Elliot Rodger did the right thing, Fatrelle didn't even fucking wait until the bodies were cold before using the tragedy to beg for money.
Family is not off-limits
Being the moral compass of everything, Fatrelle or one of his cronies, which he has all the responsibility for by the way, decided to dox one of those MRA's writing mean words about Fatboy. Feminist David Futrelle, allegedly, set up a Twitter account, where he used the picture of Jack Barnes' daughter as the profile picture, alongside with her name and other info. This magically happened after Fatrelle's shit article. David has been weirdly silent on this issue, despite it actually hurting a young girl.
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Apologist For Amy Schumer
Last Thursday Amy Schumer gave a speech on Gloria Awards and Gala, a circle-jerk for women to celebrate other women because they also have vaginas, where she told the story about a man who was too drunk to go down on her. You'd have to be completely fucking smashed to even consider touching that she-hulk, let alone eat her out like she eats cake. The guy was so fucking drunk, that she took advantage of him, by letting him eat her out, instead of saying no, like any responsible person would. Imagine if the roles that been reversed and a girl tried to jerk off a guy before trying to blow him, before falling asleep. Surely Fatrolls would be okay with this.
—http://www.feministcritics.org/blog/2014/05/10/futrelle-says-it-wasnt-rape-rape-noh/, ballgame |
Fatrelle vs. Cassie Jaye
Fatrelle is opposed to being challenged on his bigoted worldview as he is to exercise and a healthy diet, that when feminist Cassie Jaye wanted to do an objective documentary. You know, actual journalism, instead of just writing a LiveJournal about how much you hate men.
So the only course of action for Fatrelle, was to of course do the feminist thing and accuse this woman of everything fradulent under the sun.
—David Futrelle, Who supports Anita Sarkeesian and other like-minded feminist scam-artists |
Is David Futrelle Just Like Luka Magnotta?
The answer Is Yes
Both of these sick fuck has an unhealthy obsession with cats. Neither has been with a woman. Looking at the picture below it is quite clear that David has a lot of victims buried under the floor in his mom's basement.
See Also
External Links
- Theantifeminist.com - has a lot of stories on David
- Janet Bloomfield has a lot of dirt on David as well
- another blog with some choice words for Futrelle
- And another one
- One more
- Yet another
- David's Blog about cats
- Cult of Demagogue - Mock blog that demolishes David
- Fact checking David Futrelle - Blog post going into detail about Futrelle's habit of misleading quote mining devoid of context
- Peak retardation - David either mistakes or tries to pass off a parody article on "A Voice For Men" as real when it was actually paraphrasing something written on Jezebel
- David discredits something as a hoax, believing feminist can't be that crazy. Only to be proven wrong
- tumblr feminist attacking Futrelle for his "Male Privilege" when he denies that the Cotton Ceiling is real
- "Men being raped isn't really rape" - David Futrelle
- Dick sucking TV Tropes article in need of some editing
- WHTM is so bad it's indistinguishable from an Encyclopedia Dramatica article with all the swear words taken out
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