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=== January ===
=== January ===
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year
*[[Germany]] is enriched by Diversity as countless [[Rapefugees]] brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and [[Angela Merkel]] cover it up.
*Twitter removes "verification" from [[Milo Yiannopoulos]]'s account, @Nero, which was obviously [http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/10/technology/twitter-hate-speech-crackdown-milo-yiannopoulos/index.html a very good idea]. {{hashtag|JeSuisMilo}} begins trending worldwide.
*Twitter removes "verification" from [[Milo Yiannopoulos]]'s account, @Nero, which was obviously [http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/10/technology/twitter-hate-speech-crackdown-milo-yiannopoulos/index.html a very good idea]. {{hashtag|JeSuisMilo}} begins trending worldwide.
*January 14: [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|Alan Rickman]], the guy who played Severus Snape from [[Harry Potter]], dies.
*January 15: [[TOW]] celebrates its 15th birthday
*January 15: [[TOW]] celebrates its 15th birthday


*An outbreak of the [[Zika]] occurs; Epic lulz follow.
*[[The Fine Bros]] kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
=== February ===
=== February ===
*[[North Korea]] violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. [[Russia]], tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.
*[[Tumblr]] gets trolled via the [[Valentine's Day Massacre]].
*[[John Oliver]]'s shitty meme, [[The Current Year]], gets its own ED page.


=== March ===
=== March ===
*A car bomb goes off in [[Turkey]], pwning [[Cho Seung Hui|32]] fags.
*[[Fembusters]], a shitty reboot of [[Ghostbusters]] causes a shitstorm of drama.
*[[Belgium|Brussels]] is attacked by [[Oxymoron|peaceful muslims]]; 35 people (3 perpetrators) are pwn'd, with 340 [[almost raped]]. [[ISIS]] Claims responsibility.
*A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ [[Christfags]] and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, [[Pakistan]].
*[[Gawker Media]] is forced to pay $115,000,000+ in damages to [[Hulk Hogan]] over [[Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal]]. See: [[The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015]].
*[[Alison Rapp]], a pedophille slut, is fired from Nintendo after a campaign launched by [[Andrew Anglin|Daily Stormer]] to get her employment terminated. She was investigated heavily by the [[Internet Hate Machine]] and many juicy details were dug up, such as that she was an [[Hooker|escort]], pedophile, SJW on steroids, and completely dispicable construct of genetic failure, and a plague upon western society.


=== April ===
=== April ===
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*Demonstrating the might of [[ISIS]], [[Abu Hajaar]] is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a [[Forced meme]].
*Demonstrating the might of [[ISIS]], [[Abu Hajaar]] is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a [[Forced meme]].
*A breakout of [[#ShoutYourStatus]] occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by [[Feminist]] cunts that actually encourages [[Whore|women]] to celebrate having STDs. #[[Oxymoron|Feministlogic]]
*[[Prince]] dies. Lol
*[[Trigglypuff]], a morbidly obese [[SJW]], is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulziest fuckers since [[Chris-chan]].
*Europe continues to be flooded by [[Rapefugee]]s.


=== May ===
=== May ===
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* After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, [[Evalion]] gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by [[Onision]], [[LeafyIsHere]], and their countless autistic fanboys.
* After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, [[Evalion]] gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by [[Onision]], [[LeafyIsHere]], and their countless autistic fanboys.
*[[Ted Cruz]], the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after [[The Donald]] savagely anally rapes him for a few months.
*EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the mediterranian sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.


=== June ===
=== June ===
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=== September ===
=== September ===
*September 13 is the 10th anniversary of [[Kimveer Gill]]'s chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.


=== October ===
=== October ===

Revision as of 23:01, 20 May 2016

2016 is a year and this is a placeholder because nothing worthy of note has happened yet.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2016

January

  • Germany is enriched by Diversity as countless Rapefugees brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and Angela Merkel cover it up.
  • January 15: TOW celebrates its 15th birthday
  • An outbreak of the Zika occurs; Epic lulz follow.
  • The Fine Bros kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

February

  • North Korea violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. Russia, tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.

March

  • A car bomb goes off in Turkey, pwning 32 fags.
  • A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ Christfags and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, Pakistan.
  • Alison Rapp, a pedophille slut, is fired from Nintendo after a campaign launched by Daily Stormer to get her employment terminated. She was investigated heavily by the Internet Hate Machine and many juicy details were dug up, such as that she was an escort, pedophile, SJW on steroids, and completely dispicable construct of genetic failure, and a plague upon western society.

April

  • A dude teaches his Nazi pug to do a nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to Youtube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.
  • Demonstrating the might of ISIS, Abu Hajaar is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a Forced meme.
  • Trigglypuff, a morbidly obese SJW, is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulziest fuckers since Chris-chan.

May

  • The dude who made the video of his Nazi pug gets arrested by the pigs.
  • After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, Evalion gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by Onision, LeafyIsHere, and their countless autistic fanboys.
  • Ted Cruz, the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after The Donald savagely anally rapes him for a few months.
  • EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the mediterranian sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.

June

July

August

September

  • September 13 is the 10th anniversary of Kimveer Gill's chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.

October

November

December

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