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| <!-- [[File:WTI5YhQM.jpg|thumb|Clay Claymore. 1% nigger, 99% ad hominem.]] --> | | <!-- [[File:WTI5YhQM.jpg|thumb|Clay Claymore. 1% nigger, 99% ad hominem.]] --> |
| '''Clay Claymore''' is a [[nigger|ghetto dweller]] and [[internet tough guy]]. This guy is most notable for making strawman arguments, ad-hominem attacks, using shitty iMovie editing software, and spending 79% of his YouTube career bitching and whining about the cartoon fandom. When not making videos, he will make random posts about [[Shit no one cares about|how “the game last night was so awesome” or “does Barbershop really need a sequel?”]] He will also retweet random ''[[The Simpsons|Simpsons]]'' quotes or YouTube Thumbnails, because he is too fucking lazy to make his own jokes. [[Lie|He claims to have a job as an insurance agent, a girlfriend and friends who he hangs out with in real life.]] However, despite the fact that this wanker uses text-to-speech, acts like a total bitch when you disagree with him and refrains from showing his face or [[Lazy|taking the time to purchase a decent mic]], this is highly debatable. | | '''Clay Claymore''' is a [[nigger|ghetto dweller]] and [[internet tough guy]]. He has bad anger issues and doesn't want to make videos about anything other than the cartoon fandom and its bullshit. But to be fair, he's one of the only people who has the balls to criticize assholes like [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]] and [[Nazi|illiniguy34]]. Someone really needs to make an ED article on illiniguy34, because he is a million times worse than MrEnturd and Clay. |
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| ==Response to criticism==
| | Some Enter fanboy recently tried vandalizing this article on Clay Claymore, but it got reverted instantly. |
| {{quote|Please stop sending me MegaDoopTV's response video. His video is complete crap and people are idiots for thinking it was a "good" response.|Clay, unable to handle the fact that people disagree with him and have the balls to [[Pwn|call him out on his bullshit]].}}
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| {{quote|[[Internet tough guy|I have a girl, Enter doesn't. I have a college graduation, he doesn't. I have friends, he doesn't.]]|Clay, [[Lie|talking out of his ass]] as usual.}}
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| Clay Claymore’s examples of cowardice towards opposing viewpoints have been present since day one, especially when he blocked illiniguy34 on Twitter for rightfully calling him out on his bullshit on September 28, 2015. However, the real shit stirred up when commentator MegaDoopTV decided to tackle his response to [[Doug Walker]]’s #WTFU video, the [[nigger|oreo]] himself decided to [[Incontinent Student Bodies|bitch and moan]] about it on Twitter about how “he doesn’t know anything about fair use” and how “he took my jokes too seriously”, so much to the point that he made a Tumblr response to his video. Granted, as narrow-minded as [[Doug Walker]] is towards fair use (thinking that it gives him the right to use 95% footage and spoil the entire fucking movie as well as making a profit off of it), Mr. Claymore fucked up even harder since he claims that people need to consult the original content creator to use material in their videos, despite the fact that the defense itself says that you do not need to consult the original content creator. | |
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| ==What makes him butthurt==
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| *Cartoon fans
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| *Anybody who disagrees with him
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| *His fans
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| *[[MysteriousMrEnter]]
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| *Criticism
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| *[[My Little Pony]]
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| *[[Steven Universe]]
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| *[[Gravity Falls]] (hates it more than Steven Universe and MLP)
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| *Asking him to show his face
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| *Telling him that he doesn’t know shit about fair use
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| *Telling him not to rely on ad-hominem attacks
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| *MegaDoopTV, MacboyReducX, Omeed Mirhakkak, Blaze the Movie Fan and illiniguy34, five guys who got sick of his shit and decided to respond to him
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| ==Examples of Clay’s hypocrisy==
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| *He claims that MysteriousMrEnter and his fanbase do nothing but complain about ''[[Teen Titans|Teen Titans Go!]]'', yet his channel is comprised of regurgitated shit related to the cartoon fandom.
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| *Claims that every single animation fan is a [[basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[manchild]], yet based on his behavior displayed towards MegaDoopTV and illiniguy34, this is a complete clusterfuck of hypocrisy.
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| *Hates MysteriousMrEnter with a burning passion, yet [[pussy|blocks and insults every single person who disagrees with him]], just like the manchild aforementioned.
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| *Called out [[AnimatedJames]] for literally pissing all over his fans in his "misanthrope" journal post, yet in his Tumblr post, Claymore claimed that [[Butthurt|anyone who called him out on his bullshit was "shallow"]] and [[Bullshit|"will come back when I start talking about someone they don't like."]] On top of that, upon discovery of this article, he claims that ED needs to "keep trying" and that "the person didn't think before writing the article", despite being a fan of the site. This is solely because people talked shit about this retard and he only wants a [[Hugbox|hugbox]] to cater to his moronic opinions.
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| *Claims that MegaDoopTV's response to him [[Irony|had "shitty mic quality and editing software"]]. Um, Clay, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS USES [[Speakonia|TEXT-TO-SPEECH]].
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| ==How to troll Clay Claymore==
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| *Disagree with him
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| *Ask him to show his face
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| *Say that [[MysteriousMrEnter]] (even though he also sucks) is the greatest reviewer on the planet
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| *Tell him that he doesn’t have a job or friends
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| *Ask him if he has blocked you yet
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| *Show him this article
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| ==How to know if you've owned him==
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| *He blocks you
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| *[[Coward|He doesn't respond to your post]]
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| *[[Irony|Says "ha, I win!"]]
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| *[[Internet tough guy|He insults you]]
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| ==His fanfucks==
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| *[[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]] - Creator of the [[Snoregasm|Reaction & Review]] series, also bitches about his haters and critics.
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| *[[KaBlamBandicoot64]] - A fellow fantard who [[Bitch|can't handle negative opinions on his work]] and [[Ignorance|generalizes all haters/detractors as "Enterbots" or "trolls"]].
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| *[[British Scum|JesusWithBazookaz79]] - A British fatass who makes responses to the same people that Clay tackles with [[Lazy|minimal editing or scripting]]. He also claims that Clay's detractors "don't get sarcasm".
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| *[[gurigorloX]] - Unfunny troll who makes shitty cartoon fandom parody vids featuring his "DarkEmoMario64" incarnation.
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| *[[You]] (If you agree with #WMAR)
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Nigger]]
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| *[[Idiot]]
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| *[[MysteriousMrEnter]]
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| *[[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]]
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| *[[AnimatedJames]]
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| ==External links==
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| *[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Clay_Claymore Lolcow.wiki article]
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| [[Category:People|Claymore, Clay]]
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Clay Claymore is a ghetto dweller and internet tough guy. He has bad anger issues and doesn't want to make videos about anything other than the cartoon fandom and its bullshit. But to be fair, he's one of the only people who has the balls to criticize assholes like TheMysteriousMrEnter and illiniguy34. Someone really needs to make an ED article on illiniguy34, because he is a million times worse than MrEnturd and Clay.
Some Enter fanboy recently tried vandalizing this article on Clay Claymore, but it got reverted instantly.
