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| {{aspergers}}
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| [[File:handsome2cash.png|thumb|right|The god himself. Bow down.]]
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| [[powerword|'''Kieran Watkins''']] is a young [[autistic]] British [[Skid|hacker]] who spends his time on his favorite game, [[Garry's Mod|Garry's Mod]] cheating and propkilling everyone he can. Don't be fooled, this [[Skid|hacker]] is [[Owned|<s>untouchable</s>]] and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of [[Swat|swatting]], [[dox|doxing]], and [[hack|general hackery]]. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time, and will vow to ruin you with his profound [[stupid|intelligence]].
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| ==Autism==
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| For the few that think this may be questionable, the [[retard|god]] himself confirmed that he ''is'' in fact autistic.
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| {{squote|<pre>
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| 2cash: But you know something?>
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| 2cash: I always were autistic
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| Regan: What/
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| 2cash: yeah,
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| 2cash: found out recently
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| Regan: You are showing us good.
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| 2cash: Now, compaired to alot of retards, I can learn fast and make things alot faster than alot of "Normal" people can
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| 2cash: you should have seen my old hacks
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| 2cash: on my desktop
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| Regan: No wonder you're stupid and your cheats are shit.
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| 2cash: they were
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| 2cash: you
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| 2cash: cant even code lua
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| 2cash: let alone assembly
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| 2cash: you sound and look
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| 2cash: like a camp man </pre>}}
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| ==Destruction==
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| Even the most skilled [[skid|hackers]] on the planet fail, 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:
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| * Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
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| * Defacing his old steam account ''twice'' and deleting his games off of his account
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| * Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
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| * Doxing him
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| * Sending him countless pizzas for him to <s>deal with</s> indulge upon.
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| ==His Embarrassment==
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| Seems 2cash / Senat0r is a little embarrassed he has his own amazing page dedicated to his life.
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| [[File:2cashsad.png|frame|center|2cash deleting his own page!]]
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| =Vine=
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| {{warning|2cash beats up people he meets on the [[internets]]}}
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| Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to Youtube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.
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| <center>
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| <youtube>BVS3L87WHK0</youtube>
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| <youtube>t_E7heT-oIk</youtube>
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| <youtube>pKcSOGCneZw</youtube>
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| <youtube>iqeo3ytVZVg</youtube>
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| </center>
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| ==YouTube==
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| Other than propkilling, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH_k0oc2TkZjOysthkVKUUA his shitty youtube channel] as a form of damage control.
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| <center>
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_7UoGGOFZs
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| <br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gGY0tvLk
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| <br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnvxnz92w6A
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| </center>
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| ==Gallery==
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| Wouldn't be complete without a gallery to admire the god.
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| {{cg|Gallery of 2cash|2cash|center|<gallery>
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| Image:2cashsis.png|2cash and his thicc ass sister.
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| Image:2cashsis2.png|2cash and his only friend, again.
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| Image:2cashdog.png|Even his dog hates him.
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| Image:2cashdad.jpg|2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out.
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| Image:2cashtwitter.png|2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills.
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| Image:2cashaccount.png|2cash's steam account, looking good as usual.
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| Image:2cashaccount2.png|2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked.
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| Image:2cashirl.png|2cash and his overweight family.
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| </gallery>
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| }}
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