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| [[File:Leafyiscringe.jpg|thumb|All Of Leafy Videos]]
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| [[File:LeafyIsLee.jpg|thumb|My Name Is Cringe]]
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| LeafyIsHere ('''''[[Powerword|Calvin Vail/Calvin Marquez]]''''') is a 13 year old Jason Lee lookalike who pretends to be {{Age|1996|8|18}}. This explains why he has the voice of a chipmunk being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty [[Minecraft]] videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. And in order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to [[CS:GO]] where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when [[Whitney Wisconsin]] let him inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom.
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| ==Videos==
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| Remember [[Retsupurae]]? Leafy is just like the latter years of that, meaning that he is in fact more cringy than the cringe he presents. So despite scraping the bottom of the barrel for autism, the people Leafy talks about always ends up being cooler than him, since they are not him, and probably know how to shower. The titles are so clickbait that even [[Buzzfeed]] feels ashamed. [[CAPS LOCK|''THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE'', ''THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET'', ''THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET EARTH'', ''THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THIS WORLD'']], and so on and so on. He also uses boobs and bulges to attract more peeps, and he is such a faggot that [[Pyrocynical]] of all people was able to take his format and slightly improve it. He spends his days covering youtube drama while [[Cancer|CS:GO]] surfing hoping that one day god will mercifully kill him with memes.
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| ==Fanbase==
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| His fanbase is composed almost entirely of edgetard [[faggots]] and [[retards|10 year old kids]] who will defend their sugar daddy Leafy to the death. These fags will always revert to using "KYS" ([[Kill_yourself|Keep Yourself Safe]]) as a response to most negative comments, and will proceed to throw a [[rage|temper tantrum]] in public like the mental midgets they are.
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| ==LeafyIsQueer Makes an [[Autist]] [[Baw|Cry]]==
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| <center><youtube>24KRxVvQjAo</youtube><br /></center>
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| This single video ignited quite a shitstorm between [[Jew|H3H3Productions]] and [[Faggot|LeafyIsHere]], dividing YouTube and creating vast amount of [[lulz]]. Unfortunately the video that made [[autist|Tommync2010]] cry was [[delete fucking everything|taken down]] by its creator, and an [[trolls remorse|apology]] video took its place.
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| ==LeafyIsQueer Versus H3H3Productions==
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| <center><youtube>BgiJJpPTqg0</youtube><br />'''A spastic [[circle-jerk]] ensues.'''</center>
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| ==Leafy VS. [[Evalion]]==
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| Leafy got triggered and butthurt when the youtube user [[Evalion]] made various antisemetic, lulzy and /pol/-esque videos. He responded to her by making a typical leftist crybaby attack video against her, calling upon his 3 million [[12 year old boy|12yo]] fanboys to mass-report her until she got b&. His autistic attack was successful, and she was terminated (twice) after a two day insurgency conducted by these cocksuckers.
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| <center><youtube>D-x6PAopTjE</youtube></center>
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| Unstirred, Evalion responded to Leafy on Twitter with a video "exposing" him for being a Nazi
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| ==Leafy In A Nutshell==
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| [[File:LeafyIsHere Facebook Single.jpg|550px]]<br /><br />
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| <big>And now you know why he is so angry all the time</big>
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| ==Leafy Title Generator==
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| The <choose>
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| <option>Most Cringey</option>
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| <option>Most Racist</option>
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| <option>Most Savage</option>
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| <option>Most Erotic</option>
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| <option>Cringiest</option>
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| <option>Saddest</option>
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| <option>Nastiest</option>
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| <option>Scariest</option>
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| <option>Most Offensive</option>
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| </choose> <choose>
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| <option>Man</option>
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| <option>Kid</option>
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| <option>Cyberbully™</option>
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| <option>Safety Training Video</option>
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| <option>Girl</option>
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| <option>Woman</option>
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| <option>Minecraft Youtuber</option>
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| <option>Fucking Degenerate</option>
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| <option>Video</option>
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| <option>Person</option>
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| </choose> <choose>
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| <option>On The Planet</option>
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| <option>On Earth</option>
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| <option>On Planet Earth</option>
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| <option>On YouTube</option>
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| <option>On The Internet</option>
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| <option>On The Entire Internet</option>
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| <option>On This Website</option>
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| <option>Says He's Going To Kill Me</option>
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| <option>Ever Wants To Kill Me</option>
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| <option>To Ever Live</option>
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| <option>Ever</option>
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| </choose>
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| ==Videos==
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| {{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: lightpink; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>5mJDtelAuuo</youtube>
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| ;You need to work on the voice, not annoying enough.
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| |<youtube>QmSRulXeywo</youtube>
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| ;Imagine being destroyed by [[Onision]]
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| |<youtube>-bMT1rOfgxg</youtube>
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| ;Accurate representation of his fans
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| ==Gallery==
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| File:LeafyIsHere Graduation.jpg|{{archive|THXv2}}
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| == Rule 34 ==
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[I am 12 and what is this]]
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| *[[Counter-Strike]]
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| *[[Faggot]] - [[Obvious|what he is.]]
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| *[[MrRepzion]] - another faggot
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| *[[Evalion]] - b& by his faggot fans.
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| *[[Clickbait]]
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| *[[Unfunny]]
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| *[[Whitney Wisconsin]]
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| ==External links==
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| *{{ytuser|LeafyIsHere}} - avoid
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| *{{twitter|LeafyIsHere}} - tell him to kys
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| *{{skype|lanes777lol}} - His Skype.
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| *{{fbid|1463073867259497|Leafy}} - troll his Facebook
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| *{{fb|gael.marquez.792|Calvin Marquez}} - his personal Facebook - {{archive|Qu4eJ}}
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| *{{gplus|106999863027283857326|His personal Google Plus}} - For fun search Vail.
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| *[http://pagebin.com/VBbi2c2S His personal Info]
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| *[https://www.ksl.com/?sid=39182143&nid=148 SWATTED]
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