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5.) After a few months in jail offer to drop the charges for a cash payment.  This is legal in Japan.
5.) After a few months in jail offer to drop the charges for a cash payment.  This is legal in Japan.


6.) [[LULZ]] and profit.
6.) [[Cock]],[[LULZ]] and profit for her.


==Videos==  
==Videos==  

Revision as of 01:18, 27 August 2016

You are doing it wrong.

Herbivore men or grass-eater men are a new type of fucktardization from Japan. It should not be confused with vegan. In Japan a man who is interested in sex is said to be "hungry for flesh". Men not interested in sex are said to be (metaphorically) herbivores. Herbivore men are a mutant offspring of anime culture, nerd culture, basement dwellers, video game culture and faggotry. They should all be killed with fire. Japanese herbivore men are extremely fond of eating pudding. You don't need to be Freud to figure out what pudding represents to them. A somewhat similar trend in America is called "MGTOW" or Men Going Their Own Way. Herbivore men usually act effeminately, wear girl's make up, are terrified of women, and are not interested in careers or making money. In other words they are sort of like some hybrid of hippies and faggots only with better hygiene and without the buttsecks and AIDS. Japan is utterly doomed at this point and can only await their inevitable cultural death and conquest by China.

Hypermasculine Japanese man. Herbivore men are much more effeminate.

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Japanese Women Respond

Japanese cock. Girls do not want.
Gaijin cock. Japanese girls hunt for these.

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Gaijin Hunters

Since Japanese men have given up on sex and don't even try anymore many Japanese women have become Gaijin (Foreigner) hunters to satisfy their depraved urges.

East meats West. The end to a successful Gaijin hunt.

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Before you develop a case of yellow fever and book a flight to Japan you should be aware of the complete Gaijin hunter business plan:

1.) Find a dumb rich Gaijin. English speaker preferred.

2.) Get him to spend LOTS of money on you.

3.) Use him for Engrish practice and to get LOTS of big Gaijin cock in every hole.

4.) Report him to the police for rape.

5.) After a few months in jail offer to drop the charges for a cash payment. This is legal in Japan.

6.) Cock,LULZ and profit for her.

Videos

In Japan real men do not eat pudding.


The end of Japan. Seriously.


Pastor Steven Anderson denounces Japanese faggotry.


Becoming an hero is the only cure.


The Young Turks speak out.


Dried fish women and parasite singles.


Conservatives blame pornography. Liberals blame global warming.


Father knows best.


Taiwan animators explain it all.


Herbivores show woman their "girlfriends."

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