Lucian Hodoboc

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Lucian Hodoboc (also known as Alakazam, Ala and TheLHShowChannel) is an oddly-proportioned Romanian paedophile and YouTuber who owns a shitty website called BeautifulForums.co – Ironic considering the fact that he himself is more hideous than Zoe Quinn's nudes.

When not making videos of himself talking about his favourite animu or pretending to be a little girl, Lucian can usually be found creeping on vulnerable teenage girls and defending the virtues of child pornography in his website's chat room.

Quotes

Quotes from the paedo himself     “   Well, whoever feels like they have had enough censorship can leave RR and move to my forums. It's hosted in Europe, where underage nudism is legal.   „     —Lucian wants you to post pictures of naked little girls     “   Bitch pls. Men are too tall for me. I can hardly reach women's vaginas.   „     —Lucian, on why he's not gay     “   I'm a pedohpile [sic].   „     —Lucian Hodoboc     “   One of my moderators is 11, and she does a great job and is very helpful. Age discrimination sucks. People can act responsively and be intelligent regardless of their age.   „     —He'll be tired of her by the time she turns 12     “   Hey, EpicLLOYD, you know what you and I have in common? We both played Hitler in one of our videos. Yours was awesome.   „     —Lucian, on being Hitler     “   I wasn't lying to be mean to Flik. It was a joke. Seriously, don't you dare compare transexual, which is a valid sexual identity with social rights for which people have fought, to "midget", which is an offensive term banned by several social gorups [sic].   „     —Lucian falsely accuses a girl of being trans, gets called a midget and then BAWWWs.     “   Crookie, too bad your mom is not alive anymore to see the sad excuse for a human being she had raised.   „     —Lucian insults Crookie's dead mom     “   Oh, look how brave you are on the internet, Mr. I'm Gay Cause I Was Sexually Abused. Can't make fun of people your size, cause they keep raping you? What does Nox stand for? No sex, please, daddy!   „     —Lucian, being classy     “   They gossiped about me behind my back in a chat room where I was unfairly banned from. If that doesn't call for justice, then I don't know what does.   „     —Lucian, on justice     “   It is our duty to fix unfairness if we are to aspire towards a better society. Also, I would appreciate it if you didn't gossip about my physical appearance behind my back. That kind of shit is low even for you.   „     —Alakazam being philosophical, then being butthurt Previous Quote | Next Quote

Others' opinions about this sick fuck     “   An autistic, blind, deaf and dumb child with one leg could tell he was a paedophile at a glance. I felt molested just looking at that face.   „     —chickennugget     “   We all know how ridiculous Ala is. He is an absolute retard and I've said it before but both of his parents had to be siblings.   „     —blackgetsuga12     “   yeah but alakazam is literally someone who wants to rape children so while you might not have a problem with the dude I certainly do.   „     —The Iron Rose, on Lucian literally wanting to rape children     “   Better put bringing criminals to justice on the back burner. We got bigger fish to fry like gossip and forum bans.   „     —Crookie, on Lucian's BAWWWtism     “   Honestly, how dare you bring up Crookie's mother? Your mother should have eaten you at birth, as is custom in Romania when the bitch produces a weak pup.   „     —Sqkwirl, telling Lucian that he should have been aborted     “   Alakazam was banned for being a creepy stalker pedo basically.   „     —Crookie, on why Ala was banned from Ionic Forums Previous Quote | Next Quote

Videos

His impression of Leonard F. Shaner Jr. Lucian pretends to be a loli. Lucian honours Gary Glitter by telling 40 paedo jokes. Lucian defends PaedoPie. Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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  Definitely not a paedophile.
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  I wish to be the little girl.
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  Lucian finds Scarlett Johansson unattractive because she's over 3.

External Links

• His Facebook page
• TheLHShowChannel on JewTube
• alakazam on Spam Heaven
• Alakazam on Onision.com
• alakazam on YTGamers
• alakazam on Gaming Latest
• alakazam on Lemon-Sauced
• Pedobear on Akylos

• Chat log where he defends CP