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| '''[[Powerword|Lucian Hodoboc]]''' (also known as '''Alakazam''', '''[[Allahu Akbar|Ala]]''' and '''TheLHShowChannel''') is an [[Midget|oddly-proportioned]] [[Romanian]] [[paedophile]] and [[YouTube]]r who owns a shitty website called [http://anonym.to/http://beautifulforums.co/ BeautifulForums.co] – [[Ironic]] considering the fact that he himself is more [[fugly|hideous]] than [[Zoe Quinn]]'s nudes.
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| When not making videos of himself talking about his favourite [[animu]] or [[Moot|pretending to be a little girl]], Lucian can usually be found creeping on [[Angsty|vulnerable]] teenage girls and [[Tyciol|defending the virtues of child pornography]] in his website's chat room.
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| == Beautiful Forums ==
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| <center><youtube>V9zBANnqyDI</youtube></center>
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| == Quotes ==
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| '''Quotes from the paedo himself'''
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| {{morphquote|LucyLovesLittleGirls|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |Well, whoever feels like they have had enough censorship can leave RR and move to my forums. It's hosted in Europe, where underage nudism is legal.|Lucian wants you to post pictures of naked little girls
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| |Bitch pls. Men are too tall for me. I can hardly reach women's vaginas.|Lucian, on why he's [[Lie|not gay]]
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| |I'm a {{sic|pedohpile|paedophile}}.|Lucian Hodoboc
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| |One of my moderators is 11, and she does a great job and is very helpful. Age discrimination sucks. People can act responsively and be intelligent regardless of their age.|He'll be tired of her by the time she turns 12
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| |Hey, EpicLLOYD, you know what you and I have in common? We both played Hitler in one of our videos. Yours was awesome.|Lucian, on being [[Hitler]]
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| |I wasn't lying to be mean to Flik. It was a joke. Seriously, don't you dare compare transexual, which is a valid sexual identity with social rights for which people have fought, to "midget", which is an offensive term banned by several social {{sic|gorups|groups}}.|Lucian falsely accuses a girl of being trans, gets called a midget and then [[BAWWW]]s.
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| |Crookie, too bad your mom is not alive anymore to see the sad excuse for a human being she had raised.|Lucian insults Crookie's dead mom
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| |Oh, look how brave you are on the internet, Mr. '''I'm Gay Cause I Was Sexually Abused'''. Can't make fun of people your size, cause they keep raping you? What does Nox stand for? '''No''' se'''x''', please, daddy!|Lucian, being classy
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| |They gossiped about me behind my back in a chat room where I was unfairly banned from. If that doesn't call for justice, then I don't know what does.|Lucian, on justice
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| |It is our duty to fix unfairness if we are to aspire towards a better society. Also, I would appreciate it if you didn't gossip about my physical appearance behind my back. That kind of shit is low even for you.|Alakazam being philosophical, then being [[butthurt]]
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| '''Others' opinions about this sick fuck'''
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| |An autistic, blind, deaf and dumb child with one leg could tell he was a paedophile at a glance. I felt molested just looking at that face.|chickennugget
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| |We all know how ridiculous Ala is. He is an absolute retard and I've said it before but both of his parents had to be siblings.|blackgetsuga12
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| |yeah but alakazam is literally someone who wants to rape children so while you might not have a problem with the dude I certainly do.|The Iron Rose, on Lucian literally wanting to rape children
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| |Better put bringing criminals to justice on the back burner.
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| We got bigger fish to fry like gossip and forum bans.|Crookie, on Lucian's [[BAWWW]]tism
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| |Honestly, how dare you bring up Crookie's mother? Your mother should have eaten you at birth, as is custom in Romania when the bitch produces a weak pup.|Sqkwirl, telling Lucian that he [[Fact|should have been aborted]]
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| |Alakazam was banned for being a creepy stalker pedo basically.|Crookie, on why Ala was banned from Ionic Forums
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| == Videos ==
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| |<youtube>iAEAsagQBso</youtube><br/>His impression of [[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]]
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| |<youtube>W5aZahKfwEY</youtube><br/>Lucian pretends to be a [[loli]].
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| |<youtube>fZrpr-9Bxbk</youtube><br/>Lucian honours [[Gary Glitter]] by telling 40 paedo jokes.
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| |<youtube>U4xpUcALFq0</youtube><br/>Lucian defends [[PewDiePie|PaedoPie]].
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| == Gallery ==
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| Image:DefinitelyNotAPaedo.jpg|Definitely not a paedophile.
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| Image:LHLoli.jpg|[[I wish to be the little girl]].
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| Image:ScarlettJohanssonIsUgly.png|Lucian finds Scarlett Johansson unattractive because she's over 3.
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| </gallery>
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| == External Links ==
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| * [https://www.facebook.com/lucian.hodoboc His Facebook page]
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLHShowChannel TheLHShowChannel on JewTube]
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| * [http://spamheaven.com/user-27.html alakazam on Spam Heaven]
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| * [http://onision.com/members/Alakazam582 Alakazam on Onision.com]
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| * [http://ytgamers.com/youtube/members/alakazam.4507/ alakazam on YTGamers]
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| * [http://gaminglatest.com/members/alakazam.2573/ alakazam on Gaming Latest]
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| * [http://lemon-sauced.com/forum/members/alakazam.174/ alakazam on Lemon-Sauced]
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| * [http://akylos.com/profile/1282-pedobear/ Pedobear on Akylos]
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| * [http://pastebin.com/cANuvvET Chat log where he defends CP]
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Lucian Hodoboc/Chat Logs]]
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| * [[Fat Girl Angle Shot|Midget Angle Shot]] - What most of Lucian's photos are.
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| * [[Brian Peppers]] - Despite being dead, he's still a much more attractive midget paedophile.
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| * [[Sarah Nyberg]] - Another paedo who owns a shitty website and talks about CP in their chat room.
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| * [[Ragreynolds]]
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| * [[Onision]]
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