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'''Joe Firmage''' is a failed entrepreneur and [[Alien Abduction]] Victim and [[UFO]] Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is best known for blowing his money in the millions of dollars to UFO research, for which he claims he was under mind control of space aliens, which turned him gay. | |||
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Joe Firmage is a failed entrepreneur and Alien Abduction Victim and UFO Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is best known for blowing his money in the millions of dollars to UFO research, for which he claims he was under mind control of space aliens, which turned him gay.