Annaliese Nielsen

Annaliese Nielsen is a kooky SJW who is best known for being easily offended by things which don't concern her, and fighting battles that no one asked her to fight. So, basically just like every other SJW in existence.

Lyft Driver

One night, at the end of August 2016, Annaliese decided to take Lyft home. When she was picked up, she noticed that the driver had a Hula girl bobblehead on the dashboard, and yet the driver himself was NOT from the "continent of Hawai'i". Because remember SJW mathematics:

Person of a certain culture + item of a different culture = cultural appropriation

Annaliese was not going to let the driver get away with that most heinous crime, as cultural appropriation is the worse thing any white person can do! Never mind the fact that the driver was Asian, she was going to give him the lecture of his life:

Three cheers for Annaliese! Her brave stand against this level of injustice will be remembered for all time in the Great Hall of Social Justice Heroes at Castle Gawker (so probably for maybe another month or so).

Safe Space

Annaliese also invented a new online "sorority" called "Girls Night In" where women presumably hang out and do women stuff outside of the reach of horrible male scum.

See Also

• Zarna Joshi

External Links

• Annaliese Nielsen forgot to buy her domain name so someone did it for her.

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