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| [[Image:Gtaforumspride.png|thumb|right|GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]
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| '''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].
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| ==Fag Paradise==
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| [[Image:Fatkid.jpg|140px|thumb|right|Typical GTAForums member.]]
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| For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.
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| [[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.
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| ==The forum bodyguard! Be careful!==
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| [[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg|thumb|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]
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| If you'll be found as a [[baby|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo|guards]] will come to hunt you!
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| ==Forum Categories==
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| [[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|left|The moderator's penis.]]
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| *'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
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| *'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]]. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).
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| *'''San Andreas''' - A place where you can be as [[fucktard|special]] as you like without feeling any [[fag|different]]. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
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| *'''The Lounge/General Chat''' - Typically where all the forum [[douchebags]] go when they're not [[Buttsex|screwing]] each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen [[at least 100]] users from [[420 chan]]. Most [[Bullshit|forum drama]] goes down here, so don't be messin.
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| *'''Expression''' - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
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| *'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole|assholes.]]
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| *'''Public Gang Chat''' - The place where all the [[faggot|"important members"]] go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical [[douche|fuckwads]] who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the [[asswipe|gang leaders]], who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking [[mental retardation|retarded]] they are themselves.
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| ==OGA Gangs==
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| Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.
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| Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.
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| The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.
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| The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.
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| The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.
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| South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.
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| Feroci - Who?
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| ==Becoming a Mod==
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| [[Image:Waddysecks.jpg|thumb|right|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]
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| Becoming a [[Mod|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker|suck]] your way right to the top.
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| # Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].
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| # Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
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| # Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[Shit|shitting]] on GTA V.
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| # Add mods to your respect list and [[Gay|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.
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| # [[????]]
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| # PROFIT!!!
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| # Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.
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| ==Concept Threads==
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| Starting [[Last Thursday]], an [[13-year-old boy|intelligent poster]] decided that it would be an amazing idea to post ideas for a Grand Theft Auto game he called a "concept thread". The writers of these threads lack imagination, and will either ramble on about their "original characters" [[Insane|shooting up army bases on a jetpack]], or put zero effort into their thread, [[RJ Bandsma|borrowing vehicles, weapons, and even characters from other sources]], even "Grand Theft Auto" itself. The great irony of these threads are that they believe that their "original creation" will [[Unrealistic Expectations|actually be made into a game]].
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| While reading these, be sure to look out for:
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| *Every single line being a different color, causing eye rape.
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| *An [[Nigger|African-American hoodlum]] as a protagonist.
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| *Every single radio station being either a rap station or featuring [[shit nobody cares about]].
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| *A truly [[No|original]] story that only a [[Retard|true literary genius]] can make.
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| *Ignoring and butchering shit from the original games, because fuck Rockstar when they do it but when they do it it's fine, amirite?
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| {{cg|Concept Thread Hall of Fame|galleryofgtaiV|center|
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| Image:Hoodproporty.jpg|Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
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| Image:Originalstory.jpg|Only if [[No|Shakespeare wrote this good!]]
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| Image:Trytoreadthis.jpg|Try to read this. I dare you.
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| Image:Tryreadingthis.png|Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
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| Image:Eastereggs.jpg|Look at all the original ideas! I'll be sure to look out for these when [[Unrealistic Expectations|this game is finally made]].
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| Image:Gtamap.jpg|According to the writers, this is supposed to be [[Fail|an accurate description of America]].
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| Image:Notagain.jpg|What every thread becomes. [[Srsly]].
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| Image:Eyerape2.jpg|A common trick to hide shoddy writing is to hide it with a barely readable color.
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Homosexuality]]
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| * [[Buttsecks]]
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| * [[Forum]]
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| * ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
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| * [[Jew]]
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| * [[San Andreas Roleplay]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]
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