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'''Brittany Venti''' (or '''[[Powerword|Brittany Deer]]''') is an edgy {{age|1997|9|21}} year old [[drumpf|trumpette]] that makes streams pandering to lonely betas on 4chan by flashing her [[tits|cleavage]] on [[Twitch]] for [[12 year old boy]]s. When she's not playing as target practice for horny teens, she's trolling libtards epic style, her most notable example of this is when she went on Shia LaBeouf's [[He Will Not Divide Us]] stream and... screamed like an [[autist]] and got pick-pocketed by someone right in front of her face. The reason for this being that her eyes are too far off to the side to see anything in front of her.<br />


'''He Will Not Divide Us''' was an art project and protest movement meant to attract liberal morons to a livestream to chant the phrase repeatedly for the duration of the Trump Administration. Due to its location in New York City, thousands of people made pilgrimage to the livestream's location- including trolls from /pol/. The result was a constant battle pitting trolls against SJWs. Due to their creative exploits, the HWNDU project has repeatedly moved locations, only to be constantly challenged in one of the greatest modern acts of IRL Trolling yet!
Despite believing that she is original and [[USI|coined edgy trolling]] by girls on [[Twitch]], she is a shameless rip-off of [[Shoe0nHead|every]] [[Lauren Southern|other]] [[Evalion|e-whore]] that thinks they're the first to come up with the idea of an edgy girl on the internet that can appeal to [[chan]] culture. Unlike every other e-whore, she isn't actually attractive so she compensates by having her tits right in front of the screen as if [[DO NOT WANT|anybody wants to see them]].<br />


<center>'''[[He Will Not Divide Us|(( He Will Nut Inside Us! ))]]'''</center>
To better connect with the people <s>that jerk off to her videos</s> interested in [[Cancer|meme culture]], she piggybacks on other bigger e-celeb's (such as [[LeafyIsHere]] and Baked Alaska) success by flirting with them and trying to get into their pants (even while being in a relationship) and promptly leaves once she is either called out or [[LeafyIsHere|said e-celeb]] falls from "grace" and has to get a real job while the internet forgets about them and Tittany hopes that they also forget about her shameless dick sucking to weasel her way into the top. Here's a fun game: [[DO IT FAGGOT|Ask her about why she tried dating Leafy and see how long it takes her to block you]].
 
<center>'''[[Brittany Venti|(( Coolest Mutt In The Mill ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - Brittany Venti

Brittany Venti (or Brittany Deer) is an edgy 26 year old trumpette that makes streams pandering to lonely betas on 4chan by flashing her cleavage on Twitch for 12 year old boys. When she's not playing as target practice for horny teens, she's trolling libtards epic style, her most notable example of this is when she went on Shia LaBeouf's He Will Not Divide Us stream and... screamed like an autist and got pick-pocketed by someone right in front of her face. The reason for this being that her eyes are too far off to the side to see anything in front of her.

Despite believing that she is original and coined edgy trolling by girls on Twitch, she is a shameless rip-off of every other e-whore that thinks they're the first to come up with the idea of an edgy girl on the internet that can appeal to chan culture. Unlike every other e-whore, she isn't actually attractive so she compensates by having her tits right in front of the screen as if anybody wants to see them.

To better connect with the people that jerk off to her videos interested in meme culture, she piggybacks on other bigger e-celeb's (such as LeafyIsHere and Baked Alaska) success by flirting with them and trying to get into their pants (even while being in a relationship) and promptly leaves once she is either called out or said e-celeb falls from "grace" and has to get a real job while the internet forgets about them and Tittany hopes that they also forget about her shameless dick sucking to weasel her way into the top. Here's a fun game: Ask her about why she tried dating Leafy and see how long it takes her to block you.

(( Coolest Mutt In The Mill ))