DaddyOFive

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LOL Child protective services are after DaddyOFive and the media fucking hates him now!!!

DaddyOFive
Given Name(s)	Mike Martin, Redneck
Nationality	Americunt
Born	Possibly inside his mom's vagina?
Residence	Maryland
JewTube	Template:Ytchannel (active)

DaddyOFive real name "Mike Martin" is a proud example as to why you wear condoms (Or at least learn to smack the shit out of your ungrateful kids.) He is your typical unfunny prank YouTuber inspired by KidBehindACamera who makes videos of pranking/bullying/abusing his kids being the 34 year old manchild that he is. At some point way before he made his YouTube he went to marineland where he met a whale and it was love at first site for the two. So he kidnapped the whale, married her and made 5 stupid and spoiled children with her. (Two of them he stole from his sister and are the only gingerheads in the fam) Thus, eventually creating the channel "DaddyOfive". All he wanted was that sweet sweet ad revenue, so why not film your entire family fucking each other up?

The cast

His "loving" fam bro.

This is his little sport Cody! Isn't he having a great time?

Jake smirking in pleasure as Cody gets knocked the fuck out.

• DaddyOFive: Also known as "Mike Martin". He is an immature youtuber who's spent THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of Jew gold on video games, and that's only mentioning his games, all his kids have gaming systems of their own since they are to old for the glorious pc master race. His favorite child is Jake and his least favorite is Cody.

• MommyOFive: The only thing she does better then looking like a whale is literally acting like a whale. This obese redneck of a woman justifies pulling a knife on her manchild husband over being sprayed by a nerf water gun. Will probably end up in a mental hospital someday. It is later on revealed that Cody and Emma are not her kids meaning at some point in between Ryan and Alex being born her and DaddyOFive sepereted. (Don't tell me that surprises you.)

• Jake: Apparently the creator of DaddyOFive. Is known for being the clear and very obvious favorite of Daddy and MommyOFive until of course, he comes out as gay which everyone knows he will grow up to be with his soft voice then they'll kick him out at 18. Loves picking on his younger siblings cause chances are. He'll never pick on somebody his own age cause he'd cry like a little bitch.

• Ryan: MommyOFive's favorite child hence why he's such a porker. He's mostly known for stealing candy from his parents cause he's a fat fucking cunt.

• Emma: You know that kid is stupid when even your mother says on youtube that you're dumb. If you watch some of his cringeworthy videos. You may understand why. You may think she's a bad child but chances are they've seen nothing......They might want to run when she starts getting her period like WhaleOFive does seemingly everyday. She was also the last kid to get her first gaming system as before that, she was doing the women duties in the house like a good woman does along with MommyOFive. and of course cause girls suck at video games.

• Cody: Coppercab back when he was a child. He's the center of attention in possibly a 3rd of DaddyOFive's videos and pranks. He's your typical screaming, immature and somewhat mentally unstable xbox live player. His favorite things to do are playing with his shit and smearing it all over the walls and floors,stealing for the hell of it and fucking around with his siblings shampoo. Daddy and MommyOFive hate this little shit so much that they literally left him at grandma's house while the rest of the family went to DisneyWorld (Mostly for stealing, despite all the kids except for Emma having been caught stealing aswell.) It woudn't be a surprise to see him on the news in 10 years time about him having shot up a school or something. Then DaddyOFive will become DaddyOFour.

• Alex: Mini Cody. Just as annoying but more loved by his parents due to not reacting to pranks as hard and not being born a ginger. Clearly hates Cody for whatever reason as he got him in trouble resulting in Cody's 3ds getting smashed by his dad. (And for the record, he didn't by him a new one.) Stupid kid thought it would be a good idea to tell his grandma about what he did which backfired on him entirely. MommyOFive shows her favoritism by preventing the dad from destroying his 3ds and still allowing him to go to DisneyWorld. He's mostly known for stealing one of KidBehindACamera's dolls despite the fat fucker having thousands left. Arguably the dumbest kid out of the five along with Emma.

Child Abuse

O LOK ITS CHILD ABOOSE N CRI About missing Pics

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  Daddo hit em in da face apparently
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  Cody crying like a lil bitch cuz his Dad caught him masterbating without a condom
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  Parents would KILL to see some WWE smackdown children edition on Jewtube
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  In the Martin house, you need to prove your manliness by slapping a bitch. DO IT FOR THE VINE!
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  Daddy threw Codeh into a bookshelf, thus giving him a bloody nose in the aftermath
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  Then the asshole threw him again :^)

Invisible Ink

Last Thursday, MommyOFive pulled a prank on Alex and Cody putting invisible ink all over Cody's room and flipping the fuck out on them. which sends Alex to a meltdown and Cody in his usual weekly mental state and that prank made people sad and shit. So DaddyOFive makes a video in response saying that he isn't abusive (Even know in a way he is) and that everyone who thinks that will get the banhammer. The kids also claim that they don't get abused. (Even though D05 likely threatened to belt the kids to next year if they said otherwise.)

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