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| [[Image:LadyJPJprv1.jpg|thumb|left|Even though they rarely admit it, ALL women have Gangbang fantasies.]] The [[sex]] act most enjoyed by [[women]] since 99% of them are closet [[whores]] and usually never are satisfied with just one [[cock]]. Instead, they crave multiple cocks since most men [[cum]] in no time at all, leaving them unsatisfied. The ideal gangbang should last at least two hours.
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| [[Image:Tit fondling.jpg|thumb|right|Gangbangs usually evolve from innocent play.]][[Image:Ripe for a gangbang2.jpg|thumb|right|Alcohol often leads to gangbangs.]][[File:Meanwhile, at your girlfriend's house.jpg|thumb|Meanwhile, at your [[girlfriend]]'s house.]]
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| ==Definition==
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| Three or more [[Penis]]es AKA peni ([[PROTIP]]: the penises can be from [[Men]], [[Transvestite]]s, [[Dogmongler|Dogs]], [[beastiality|donkeys]], or eels), are put into one or more of the women's holes. This is the only time men's cocks can touch without being gay. Always best to bring a video camera (there always is though, [[amirite]]?), so that way in court you can prove that she was [[asking for it]].
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| ==Types of Gang Bangs==
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| *'''The Train'''
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| :Also known as the Amtrak in North America, The EuroStar in Europe, The Spit Roast in Britain, or if you're [[English]] the [[Virgin]]. A Short Train is when the [[whore]] is on all fours in the [[list of sex moves|doggie style position]], while she is giving the guy in front a [[blowjob]], the guy behind her is [[fuck]]ing her pussy. For bonus points do her [[in the ass]] also. Since most women who pull trains are [[sluts]] cum in her hair or cobweb her [[facial]]. To lose all points, come on other guy.
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| :Pulling a Train or Running a Train are names for when the gangbang involves at least three men, but usually five to ten. The 'Engine' can be in the doggy position, but can be missionary position on a table, where the men line up waiting for their turn. Often ends in a [[bukkake]] session.
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| *'''Reverse Gangbang'''
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| :When a guy is getting fucked instead of a woman.
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| *'''[[Creampie]] Gangbang'''
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| :A delicious treat, the lucky sperm bank to be gets to enjoy many [[Creampie|creampies]]. The lucky woman receives the man juice of her hosts. The ungrateful whore then releases the hot sticky man goo. For bonus points have a second girl lick the jizz out of the other girls ass.
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| *'''Anal Gangbang'''
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| :Best achieved without lube. Most lulz occur if she bleeds, and can't [[shit]] for weeks. For bonus points, punch her in the stomach after you cum, to remove any shit from your dick.
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| *'''Gokkun'''
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| :Nasty shit to imagine. The men all [[cum]] in a cup, and at the end of the day, the whore drinks it. For bonus points, take a piss in it. For [[Epic]] [[win]] poison it.
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| *'''Bukkake'''
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| :AKA "Making it rain" is the act of several men masturbating in front of one or more women (Or men, you [[fag]]) and cumming all over them. This is a very good way to get to know your dad. You [[sick fuck]].
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| For bonus points, get some on one of the other guys.
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| For [[epic win]], get it on a black person.
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| *'''Double Penetration'''
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| :DP for short. Fucking her in the [[pussy]] and [[in the ass]] at the same time. The preferred method of sex for any [[slut]]. Requires skill by the penis bearers involved. Bumping nuts is not uncommon, but always uncomfortable. Double penetration also disproves the theory that two objects cannot exist in the same place at the same time.
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| *'''Triple Penetration'''
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| :[[Your mom]]s favorite. Two cocks in the pussy, one in the ass. Requires intimate contact between two penises. In my opinion, I'd rather just wait my turn than have someone else's johnson rub up against mine. Unless of course she had [[tits]], [[Yes|does rubbing dicks against a transvestite inside a real woman's vagina make you gay?]] [[You]] be the [[Shut up judge|judge]]!
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| *'''Bollywood Gangbang'''
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| :[[Indian]] gangbang ([[Terrorist]] Indians, not Casino and Teepee Indian). Best way to be sure you dont take a ride on [[The Virginmobile]] after death. Also best way to make sure you end up in [[muslim]] hell. This gangbang is of an inferior nature. The faces of the women are always covered up, so she ends up with a turban and faceflap soaked in cum. The performers are usually interracial, and relatively unexperienced. Bollywood is typically shown on ABC family during primetime.
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| *'''Interacial Gangbang'''
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| :black person guys on [[white]] women. Never the other way around. On side note, <s>[[white]] men on black person women is the only exception to [[rule 34]]</s> [http://www.cumbang.com/tour/ wrong], [http://www.blackchickswhitedicks.net/ wrong], [http://www.blackgirlswhiteguys.net/ wrong]. Seriously, who wants to fuck a nigger, [[amirite]]? This is greatest known source of [[AIDS]] in white people. Small price for a slut to pay for the superior size of [[teh]] [[cock]] though (see [[The Great Black Dick Hoax]]).
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| *'''Midget Gangbang'''
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| :Always great for lulz! And quality [[fap]] material too. The most demeaning for [[midget]]s is putting them with normal size women. They look like 8 year olds. Sorry, I can't even wikilink [[13 year old boys]] to that, cause they haven't hit [[puberty]] yet.
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| *'''Obese Gangbang'''
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| :Also great for lulz, no great [[fap]]ping though. typically needs to be done in remote areas, away from buildings and trees. Best [[obese]] gangbangs occur at Ryan's Steakhouse or Golden Corral.
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| *'''DVDA'''
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| :Double vaginal, double anal. Two in the pink, two in the stink for maximum damage. Not very practical though, as it's almost impossible to get two cocks even in one hole, unless they're at least 8" long. DVDA is used mostly just as a code name for a gangbang.
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| ==How to tell when a gangbang is Needed==
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| Whenever she is [[asking for it]], usually obvious by the way she dresses and acts (i.e. flirting).....which is always! Even the shy quiet types fantasize about being gangbanged, so though they may not show it outwardly, most are easily seduced into taking part in one.
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| ==Gangbangs==
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| {{cg|Gangbangs|gangbang|center|<gallery>
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| Image:her-first-gang-bang.jpg|Who invited the black person?
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| Image:gang-bang.jpg|She's going to be ladling cum out of her twat all evening!
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| Image:gangbangers.jpg|You wanna get gangbanged?
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| Image:IndianGangbang.jpg|Is not riding the [[Virginmobile]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:MidgetSex.jpg|Almost not enough to go around
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| Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia Thorn]] enjoying a typical evening.
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| Image:Gangbang 003.jpg|Gangbangs can start as a DP or TP, but often turn into a train.
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| image:GayOrgy3guys1slut.jpg|Reverse Gangbang. Another term for [[gay]] orgy.
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| </gallery>}}{{clear}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Orgy]]
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| *[[Rape|Consensual Rape]]
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| *[[Gang]]s
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| *[[bomb|Bangs]]
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| *[[Bukkake]]
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| *[[East High Rape Team]]
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| *[[Third person]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.redtube.com/redtube/gangbang Gangbang videos at RedTube]
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| *[http://www.dvduncuts.com/?cat=c4_Gruppensex-DVD.html Gangbang DVDs at DVDuncuts.com]
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